During a shutdown, many agencies such as the National Park Service are also not permitted to update websites and social media pages.
— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) September 28, 2023
That means the viral park service social media promotions of Fat Bear Week would halt. https://t.co/beuxDluZpP pic.twitter.com/h5x4puMbky
“Please I beg, you can’t just call everything woke”
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 28, 2023
The Sun (pointing at actual train track) “woke” pic.twitter.com/6DJNfAp9CY
credit to @ParkerOrtolani and @vjeranpavic for the spot pic.twitter.com/jUW9Qfr9ET
— Alex Heath (@alexeheath) September 29, 2023
Twitter’s new conditions of service more and more resemble things I’d want to trick my enemies into doing… https://t.co/9R2QJcdN1M
— Michael Weiss (@michaeldweiss) September 28, 2023
Theyre gonna show this tweet when they make the documentary on how badly Threads failed. (that documentary is gonna be a 3 minute youtube video). https://t.co/gdOtemVXha
— 🦦✨America Is Musty✨🦦 (@DragonflyJonez) September 28, 2023
(Referring to War Thunder)There have to be provocateurs / spies on the forums just goading these doofuses to leak classified docs to prove themselves correct. https://t.co/jRMOjfx9tR
— Immorttalis (@Impossibrulis) September 28, 2023
She is an unexpected viral sensation in light of the China visit by Syrian President Bashar al-Assad and wife; the Chinese special agent and female bodyguard who accompanied them during their various activities in China. pic.twitter.com/lPQDEKjxc6
— Manya Koetse (@manyapan) September 27, 2023
And just like that, you become famous overnight, nicknamed "China's most beautiful bodyguard" pic.twitter.com/KIIqCWZjng
— Manya Koetse (@manyapan) September 27, 2023
The “Chicken Island” of ‘CHICKEN RUN: DAWN OF THE NUGGET’ is described as “Wakanda for chickens.”
— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) September 28, 2023
“It's a beautiful, natural place. We spent time just thinking, ‘How would a chicken want to live?”
(Source: https://t.co/9Ohct70Ryg) pic.twitter.com/GdyTSAyJiz
James Harden getting ready for a kid's birthday party pic.twitter.com/mJanNQZuks
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) September 28, 2023
this was still the funniest console nintendo has ever released on a purely conceptual level. pic.twitter.com/izGf8ysInj
— sleepr (@sleeprhit_) September 15, 2023
I’d approve it. https://t.co/AaeD8f5YKC
— Phil Rynda (@philrynda) September 5, 2023
you watch a billion daffy duck cartoons as a kid and think nothing of it and then you try to actually draw his mouth from more than one angle, gnashing your teeth over how it never seems right, and then you see this again and lose your mind at how effortless it looks pic.twitter.com/ogLyF27p3j
— Colin Spacetwinks (@spacetwinks) September 17, 2023
My girlfriend took this picture of me a week ago and said “you look good here” pic.twitter.com/fm2OwQ5ERX
— Tom Cecil (@scopgieb) September 17, 2023
Never change @UN, never change. pic.twitter.com/fW4aREEUz6
— Richard Gowan (@RichardGowan1) September 17, 2023
@seahawks We need answers on these pants. #nfl #micdup #joke ♬ original sound - Seattle Seahawks
@oatiemeal Do dogs understand? 🥺 @Oatie Meal #dogs #animals #frenchies ♬ Married Life (From "Up") - Sergy el Som
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