(bar bill: $66. food bill: $12. tip: $0 N Y Times expense account) https://t.co/ZcmHOKuPIi
— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) September 21, 2023
So, I just spoke with the owner of 1911 Smokehouse BBQ.
— Talia Jane ❤️🔥 (@taliaotg) September 21, 2023
“We’re adding a David Brooks Special to the menu,” he tells me. “That’ll be a cheeseburger and a double shot of whiskey.”
Says he hasn’t determined a price yet (it won’t be $78) but it’ll go below the Chris Rock Special. https://t.co/vqTMS58tWy
(Their facebook page)UPDATE: Received this image from Mr. Hallett, owner of 1911 BBQ, for their newest special, the “D Brooks.”
— Talia Jane ❤️🔥 (@taliaotg) September 21, 2023
As promised, it’s a cheeseburger, fries, and double whiskey — for $17.78.@nytdavidbrooks does this influence what Americans think of the economy? pic.twitter.com/PaTowxuGF7
The Governor of Utah confirms the statement we got from TCOJCOLDS is legitimate: "I reached out to the church personally and was assured that that did come from the Church, that it had been vetted through all the normal Church processes https://t.co/mbviOAHRpq
— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) September 21, 2023
What is it with Republicans who do not live in Pennsylvania trying to run for Senate in Pennsylvania, arguably one of the prickliest places on the planet about the effrontery of being not from there? https://t.co/haQMuL4Csj
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) September 21, 2023
I didn't know about the MLS team@VitalVegas Was wondering if you’re hearing anything new from your sources on the recent ESPN story on the A’s and the city of Oakland.https://t.co/13kpADcfdB https://t.co/TRtS47M67Z
— STM (@SactownKingsFan) September 21, 2023
I’m sorry, what the hell kind of legitimate author is going to put out more than three books in a given day? https://t.co/2mWOFlFZEH
— Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig) September 21, 2023
カーネル・サンダース、異世界での新たな冒険に向けて、着々と準備中・・・❗️❓#KFC新コラボ #KFC pic.twitter.com/e4KMu2bbF8
— ケンタッキーフライドチキン🍗 (@KFC_jp) September 19, 2023
it is always funny to think that of the two most famous Greek philosophers, Socrates was legendarily ugly and Plato was built like a brick shithouse (hence his name, which was his wrestling nickname!)
— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) September 19, 2023
remember when percy jackson used a ipod to fight medusa? that was cinema pic.twitter.com/am6jG3ULXJ
— 2000s (@PopCulture2000s) September 8, 2023
20138. pic.twitter.com/bqx5nUFSPJ
— yana 🥀🪞 (@exaltiora) August 25, 2023
WHAT I FOUND ON TIKTOK? pic.twitter.com/wBYMGv6XSV
— sophie (@breadsoph) September 7, 2023
just came up with like an evil, fucked up ratatouille who pulls your hair to make you be rude and mean. like remy’s wario. watatouille. pic.twitter.com/6Wf6arZQ89
— zach silberberg supports the WGA (@zachsilberberg) September 9, 2023
as a millennial dad I’ve never not been Too Online so I know the best combination of buzzwords to maximize being annoying to my tween; she got a meatball sub for lunch and I said “oh she in her marinara era for real” and the eye roll could have powered our house for a year
— ＷＥＴ ＡＲＭＡＤＩＬＬＯ (@BauceSauce) September 7, 2023
MEET BUBBA! This 7-foot alligator provided emotional support to kids at a Florida school. Details: https://t.co/MoGoiT0QmO pic.twitter.com/VujMvU1Xav
— WFLA NEWS (@WFLA) September 8, 2023
@6udra #fyp #lol ♬ original sound - Audra Baruch
@karenng700 They’re the absolute cutest 🥺🖤 #fyp #foryoupage #petsoftiktok #petmom #dogmom #catmom #dogsoftiktok #catsoftiktok #bestfriendsforever ♬ original sound - Karenng420
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