More info ⤵️ https://t.co/vQc75KEliL
— Nice Kicks (@nicekicks) September 27, 2023
Breaking: the Archdiocese of Baltimore, oldest Catholic diocese in U.S., has filed bankruptcy on eve of the Maryland Child Victims Act. https://t.co/Zxn3SACMpS
— Tim Prudente (@Tim_Prudente) September 29, 2023
(The write-up doesn't explain why bother with four games, and what the Clips told staff.) (Speaking of basketball, the Kansas Jayhawks just dismissed a player from the basketball team after he was charged with an on-campus rape. He transferred from Texas and his initial suspension by Kansas for the alleged rape "happened hours after he had entered a plea deal that canceled an October trial [initiated] when an ex-girlfriend accused him of assaulting her after they had broken up before the start of last season.")Primo underwent evaluation with specialists who consult with the Clippers and the organization is comfortable giving him this opportunity. The NBA suspended Primo for four games Friday after a probe found that he had “engaged in inappropriate and offensive behavior by exposing… https://t.co/2uSk5t1Axc
— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) September 29, 2023
So old I remember https://t.co/N9XUlIXAjz pic.twitter.com/j0ZYE4jBQB
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) September 29, 2023
Good that the Times posted this correction (h/t @nycsouthpaw) but it would have been good to incorporate this point into the body of the article, which still doesn't convey the key fact Biden spoke to union workers on a UAW picket line and Trump spoke at a nonunion factory. pic.twitter.com/IguKi3CrpP
— Lawrence Glickman (@LarryGlickman) September 29, 2023
"Rep. Brandon Williams today asked for his salary to be withheld during a government shutdown, reversing his comments only hours earlier when he told a national television audience that he would continue to accept his $174,000 annual salary."Williams is a former investment banker and he owns a nearly 70-acre truffle farm. https://t.co/OJkW07nOZq
— Jesse Ferguson (@JesseFFerguson) September 29, 2023
("A man in his sixties was arrested on Friday evening. He remains in police custody")
(Published 9/26)incredibly well-timed flex by barbara boxer https://t.co/iNxKUWcvMR
— Alison Herman (@aherman2006) September 29, 2023
— . (@TwoFeetPlanted) September 29, 2023
Man, what? Lmao. pic.twitter.com/L4nJ46BimT
— Ricky Raines (@rickyboboddy) September 17, 2023
LeBron James -- who grew up in the same state (Ohio) as Travis Kelce, rumored love interest of Taylor Swift -- is expected to be fully healthy for training camp on Monday.https://t.co/NNWbNwq9GH
— Harrison Faigen (@hmfaigen) September 29, 2023
now that’s how you hard launch https://t.co/rpNzMTKZBT
— kelsey weekman (@kelsaywhat) September 29, 2023
There’s also a non-trivial chance this is how some guy named Jake who’s actually married to George Santos finds out he’s getting divorced.
— capybarrel (@capybarrel) September 29, 2023
LMAOOOO THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT https://t.co/q2kUnqPlN9
— Lexie Brown (@Lexiebrown) September 28, 2023
the weekend-ending trauma of seeing the 60 Minutes stopwatch as a kid lives forever
— Jeff (@usedwigs) September 17, 2023
I’ve taken to asking the pharmacist for “the kind they make meth with” so that I’m sure I get the good stuff.
— Larry Wright (@larrywright) September 14, 2023
The Battle for Hard Road is between 2 high schools in neighboring suburbs in Ohio on the same road, and is literally a chunk of the roads asphalt. pic.twitter.com/Hj6Dmx67u5
— Bill B (@wbudde2) September 19, 2023
Try Me. I Say “Halloween Phrases” pic.twitter.com/ewi2g8BtRp
— aLec robBins (@alecrobbins) September 2, 2023
cursed aircraft switches pic.twitter.com/Sn7pXnv78U
— Kane 謝凱堯 (@kane) September 18, 2023
@welchie01 if anyone wants to help a girl out lmk 🤣🫠 #wtf #homeownerlife #singlelife #thatsnotsupposedtohappen ♬ original sound - BigSexyyo
@sanantoniozoo The lions met Hogan the anteater! 🥰 #animals #wildlife #cuteanimals #lion #fyp ♬ original sound - San Antonio Zoo
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