Thursday, February 26, 2026

Today's news and jokes

yeah doc just shoot me with the beam, biggest beam you got, real ominous if you got it

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— Rev. Poppy Haze π“…‹ (@poppyhaze.bsky.social) January 28, 2026 at 5:03 PM
("This compelling photograph (which, despite appearances, is not a scene from a sci-fi movie) depicts Dr. Robert Stone with the machine he created, the 70MeV electron synchroton")





There are privacy implications raised by this, but ingenious investigating to find a serial rapist by asking Google for IP addresses of those who looked up the address of a victim's house apnews.com/article/goog...

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— Kashmir Hill (@kashhill.bsky.social) February 24, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Reverse keyword searches







The sex pest pastor cohosts a podcast with Indiana’s lieutenant governor churchleaders.com/news/2214015...

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— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) February 25, 2026 at 4:28 AM
The facts are demented















Viktor Orban is now 20 points behind in the polls - and so he has ordered the military to guard “key energy facilities” against a possible Ukrainian “attack.” Hungarians fear he plans a fake national security emergency or false-flag incident before the April 12 election apnews.com/article/hung...

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— Anne Applebaum (@anneapplebaum.bsky.social) February 25, 2026 at 1:27 PM
("Orban has repeatedly accused Ukraine of 'blackmail' to force him to give up his anti-Ukrainian positions")







NEW: Kalshi announces details into two insider trading investigations. WIRED confirms that one suspended account belongs to California congressional candidate Kyle Langford: www.wired.com/story/kalshi...

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— Kate Knibbs (@knibbs.bsky.social) February 25, 2026 at 8:11 AM

And this comes just a day after news broke that Kalshi had blocked another California political player from making trades on the governor's election: www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

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— Kate Knibbs (@knibbs.bsky.social) February 25, 2026 at 8:13 AM

Name of editor has been disclosed now too decrypt.co/359113/mrbea...

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— Andrew Hayward (@ahaywa.bsky.social) February 25, 2026 at 8:26 AM
(In Matt Levine's latest newsletter he says, "I don’t even work at Kalshi and I am constantly getting tips about potential insider trading on prediction markets; I assume they are just inundated.")







It's important to consider Larry Summers' accomplishments on their own merits and not reduce him to his Epstein scandals

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— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca.bsky.social) February 25, 2026 at 9:02 AM


can't stop thinking about this:

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— Jesse (@killgoldfish.bsky.social) February 25, 2026 at 9:33 AM








("they came upon a tool that could address chronic severe mental illness and addiction, and it was hiding in plain sight: in a book of California statutes, namely Section 5200 of the California Welfare and Institutions Code")







as far as i can tell “bio hacking” is just a goofy term for giving yourself some combination of an eating disorder and a drug addiction

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— jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) February 22, 2026 at 6:41 AM








("shares have fallen by about 50% over the last year...One misstep was the acquisition of the struggling Mexican fast-food chain Del Taco in 2022 for $575 million. Jack in the Box sold Del Taco last year for $115 million")







Imagine you haven't played Call of Duty for a month and log back on to check out the new maps. This is what you see: A fullscreen commercial for a battle pass that spits you out *not* to a menu where you can play the game, but the Battle Pass tab where every button gives Activision $30.

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— Morgan Park (@morganpark.bsky.social) February 24, 2026 at 10:19 PM

This is a storefront pretending to be a game. It costs $70 to access.

— Morgan Park (@morganpark.bsky.social) February 24, 2026 at 10:19 PM








Disney gambled on their fanbase having trace amounts of media literacy and whimsy and apparently the results are Not Good.

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— X-Wings & History (@xwnhist.bsky.social) February 25, 2026 at 10:36 AM
(The quote's from this article about the new Disney CEO. The Super Bowl ad looked like cheap FX and took for granted that people still had good feelings about a show that hadn't been appealing since 2019, and honestly was pretty mediocre back then too)







A write-up from October







@mona.the.pa

Someone’s breakfast burrito is in there

♬ original sound - Mona, PA-C LA Injector








@sports.illustrated The best video you’ll see all day 🐢❤️ (via @Jonny Lazarus, @USHL) #hockey #dogs ♬ original sound - Sports Illustrated








@bronn88 When one of the sledge dogs have an Alaskan flat tire on the iceπŸ˜‚ #fyp #alaskanmalamute #funnydogs #norway #dogs ♬ original sound - Vanillie




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