Friday, May 1, 2026

Today's news and jokes

@mimzzx The crowd had one job🫣 #akon #neyo #newcastle #nightslikethis #fail ♬ original sound - Mimz


@sonia.caeser_su lets say that it was an amazing night if u dont count getting rolled on by akon #akon #neyo #nightslikethis #3arena ♬ original sound - emomarcus96






The online front page of the NYT is all Callais at the moment.

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— Michael Li (李之樸) (@mcpli.bsky.social) April 30, 2026 at 2:37 PM
















The $25 billion estimate that a Pentagon official gave to Congress for the total cost to date of the Iran war is a lowball figure that doesn’t include the cost of repairing extensive damage suffered by US bases in the region—real cost is closer to $40-50B, per sources www.cnn.com/2026/04/29/p...

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— Natasha Bertrand (@natashabertrand.bsky.social) April 30, 2026 at 5:34 AM








behold the flatpack fixed wing drone

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— Matthew Gault (@mjgault.bsky.social) April 30, 2026 at 7:04 AM








A 15-year-old was arrested for the hack of France's ANTS agency PDF: www.tribunal-de-paris.justice.fr/sites/defaul...

— Catalin Cimpanu (@campuscodi.risky.biz) April 30, 2026 at 11:12 AM
(15‑year‑old hacker, nicknamed “breach3d”)



















i made an app for tracking whether the oligarchs are actually fleeing city centers ews.kylemcdonald.net

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— Kyle McDonald (@kcimc.bsky.social) April 30, 2026 at 12:22 PM
















Last week, I drove down to LA to play some Fortnite. I wasn't great. www.pcgamer.com/games/third-...

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— Morgan Park (@morganpark.bsky.social) April 30, 2026 at 2:41 PM

Even THE MANDALORIAN: [INSERT BOMBASTIC SUBTITLE]. The title as it stand just says “You like brand, right?”

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— Oscar Goff (@theoscargoff.bsky.social) April 30, 2026 at 11:39 AM
(How did they approve such a lousy looking speeder model for the Galactic Racer collector's edition?)















Expected to be the new Maples Leafs GM















































incredible photos of a walrus falling off a pontoon in scotland. source www.facebook.com/groups/scotl...

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— James Vincent (@jjvincent.bsky.social) April 27, 2026 at 12:10 PM








“All cities are walkable if you’re not a bitch.”

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— Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) July 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM








@joananativi #konahawaii #ontherocks #hawaii #gecko #islandtrip ♬ Ooh Ahh (My Life Be Like) [feat. Tobymac] - Grits








@effinxdelightful We have vultures that come every year and nest in the courtyard at my job… Mom doesn’t always like the attention they get #birdsoftiktok ♬ original sound - effinxdelightful








Just hoping this isn't fake



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