Sunday, May 17, 2026

Today's news and jokes

@dancewithmydawgs Iggy is my why. #phillytok #phillies #philliesbaseball ♬ original sound - Teton Ridge


















































guy who is mad at Nolan’s Odyssey because it depicts the sea as blue instead of wine-dark

— Samuel (@samuel.fm) May 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM


Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length

— Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) May 16, 2026 at 10:08 AM


On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today.

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— Brandon Friedman (@brandonfriedman.bsky.social) May 16, 2026 at 7:43 AM










































@theathletic College softball has seen an offensive explosion this season. How have these unorthodox hitting drills changed the sport? #ncaa #softball #collegesoftball #ucla #oklahoma ♬ original sound - The Athletic








just overheard a 4th grader telling her friend, "if you ever need to distract some boys, literally just draw an X in the dirt. they'll stop to dig it up, they can't help it" which is the only gender metric I'll be using, moving forward

— alix e. harrow (@alixeharrow.bsky.social) May 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM








@nextshark Oh, she's so gonna do it again... A 5-year-old girl named Azkiya, who went missing after wandering onto a main road in North Sumatra, Indonesia, was safely reunited with her family in early May 2026. A viral video showed Azkiya remaining calm and cheerful while in police custody as officers searched for her parents. Her aunt later recognized her in the video and quickly alerted her mother, leading to the reunion. 📽️Video by: Gabe Jung 🤳Click our linkinbio to sign up to our daily newsletter. 📰Follow us for the latest Asian News @NextShark #news #reel #indonesia #northsumatra #missingchild #foundsafe #reunion #viralvideo #police #family #heartwarming #goodnews #childsafety #community #indonesiannews #asia #asiannews #familyreunion #viral #rescue #safeandfound #parenting #kindness #hope #trending #wholesome #humaninterest #breakingnews #kids #positivenews ♬ original sound - NextShark








@clarahyee I thought they were calling to tell me to stop singing out loud… 😭 @Waymo #waymo #storytime #asianproblems ♬ original sound - Clara








@lifewithmesc My sweet husband tried so hard to keep our three adorable little trouble makers sectioned off far away from our bedroom this morning so that I could sleep in. I came out to find the hallway that leads to our room blocked off like this and all 3 of my babies very unhappy about it. 🤣 I couldn’t help but laugh. The chaos was ready to greet me the second I woke up, but hey, Mom got to sleep in and I loved it! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #husbandandwife #momtok #dadtok #toddlerparents ♬ original sound - Luis | Travel & Hotel Savings








@peightonrk

My fav newborn tip. 10/10 this has saved my sanity 😁

♬ Classic classical gymnopedie solo piano(1034554) - Lyrebirds music




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