My simple proposal for a field goal distraction graphic https://t.co/lxQdFS0qgt pic.twitter.com/UOFQnPZLzI
— Ryan (@Rygi13) May 15, 2026
A leader for these times.
— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) May 17, 2026
Former Texas lottery director Gary Grief and the Texas Lottery Commission have been criminally charged with misusing their positions in a $95 million Lotto Texas draw in which the agency assisted international gamblers engineer a guaranteed win, earning tens of millions in… pic.twitter.com/eQZZ1jdKxZ
— Houston Chronicle (@HoustonChron) May 14, 2026
Just heard a radio DJ use the phrase “I’m just doing my job” while introing the new drake
— Pat (@pizzasuplex.bsky.social) May 15, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Texas law bars the release of information on donors to state schools.
— David Covucci (@DavidCovucci) May 14, 2026
Texas gives out sideline passes for football to donors who give over $1 million.
Texas law does not have an exemption blocking the release of who got sideline passes.
Wanna meet some fun people? pic.twitter.com/QmucIfqSvr
SOURCE: The Cleveland Guardians canceled the $2.8 million agreement they had with Dominican prospect David Severino after it was discovered that he was two years older than initially reported.
— Wilber Sánchez (@wilberdata) May 15, 2026
Severino was originally eligible to sign in the 2029 international class, but after… pic.twitter.com/AM2Mjn7ynO
At a presser introducing the Houston Comets, Rockets president Gretchen Sheirr said, “We feel very good that we’re using Comets” despite the WNBA’s ongoing fight to register a trademark for the name. https://t.co/j6kZvQHNhJ pic.twitter.com/2ESDxMFucN
— Danielle Lerner (@danielle_lerner) May 14, 2026
the concept of Houston not getting to rename its team the Comets because Travis Scott has an obsession with cribbing the city's connection with space/NASA for his albums... lmao https://t.co/eE5ngSGhjs
— Seerat Sohi (@seeratsohi) May 14, 2026
The simultaneous hops amused me
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) May 16, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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[You are encumbered and cannot run] [You drop: Greatsword of Frost] [You are encumbered] [Warning! Dropping Prince Tim will abandon his questline!] [You drop: Prince Tim] [Quest failed! "Tiny Kingdom in Need"] [You are encumbered] [You drop: (1) of (14) Cheese Wheels] [You are no longer encumbered]
— SHREW (@shrewtape.bsky.social) May 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
cant believe this is a real billboard i have to see almost every day pic.twitter.com/NKbJ21p9Fw
— ₇𓃒 (@_7smile) May 2, 2026
a wedding band playing killing in the name of at a wedding but instead of saying killing in the name of they say Wayne and Linda in love
— brent (@murrman5.bsky.social) May 3, 2026 at 9:47 AM
@pawneeharvestfestival Stay safe out there everyone #instagram #update #instagramupdate #greenscreen ♬ original sound - ✨
@unhingeddogmom ♬ original sound - borntoluhv
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