Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Today's news and jokes

@prancinpeepaw #americanwoodcock ♬ original sound - emily cutting






“.. No female officers were included on the new one-star list, .. despite the fact that women make up about 21 percent of the active-duty Navy. The list appears to include only two nonwhite officers, even though .. minorities make up about 38 percent ..” www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/u...

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— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) June 1, 2026 at 11:37 AM








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Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

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— Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@mayor.nyc.gov) June 1, 2026 at 12:39 PM








A NASCAR team just posted Happy Pride, Woke 2 is not coming, Woke 2 is here

— local blogger (@fergoe.blacksky.app) June 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM

Well, I mean - I think 23XI has done this every year

— Boomer (@boomer0888.bsky.social) June 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
(Jordan's team--there's a tee)























New reaction pic just dropped #WNBA

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— WNBA Pics Daily (@wnbapicsdaily.bsky.social) June 1, 2026 at 7:55 PM








I think my favorite thing about Doom: Dark Ages is that when you fall from a height, you don't take fall damage, but everyone else around you does

— Nyek London (@stupidhoroscope.bsky.social) May 23, 2026 at 4:57 AM








hope you brought urine!

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— Pandy Fackler (@thatbrenna.bsky.social) May 31, 2026 at 8:20 AM








@cbsla

A parking crisis in Boyle Heights is resulting in thousands of tickets every month. "There's no parking when you get home. Everything is taken," resident Jimmy Guevara said. "People fight for the parking." Aside from the fights, Guevara said the lack of parking spots in the area has led to people parking in red zones, using cones to save a space, blocking driveways and double-parking in the street. LA DOT said Boyle Heights saw a 17% increase in parking citations from 2023-2025. The area has the third-highest increase, compared to Downtown LA's 21% and Koreatown's 33.5%.

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@angellite.maltese Tiny paws. Zero fear. Full-speed chaos. 🤍🐾 My Maltese puppy really said “those big birds can run too!” 😂 Watching this fluffy little boss chase giants like he owns the park is the kind of wholesome chaos TikTok was made for. Cute, funny, fearless, playful, energetic, adorable, and absolutely unstoppable — Maltese puppies are built different. If you love Maltese dogs, puppy zoomies, funny dog videos, cute puppy moments, dog training, puppy life, dog adoption, dog rehoming, pet lovers, small dogs with big personalities, and viral puppy reels… this one’s for you. #maltese #maltesepuppy #maltesepuppies #maltesedog #malteseworld ♬ original sound - Angel-Lite Maltese




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