Today's news and jokes

LA, you ready for @hellokitty and Friends Night? Join us at the ballpark on 8/12 to get one of these blind boxes! Get your tickets now at https://t.co/36IUWLzvoH. pic.twitter.com/UqFYot3J19

— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) June 25, 2026

South Dakota's No. 2 GOP Sen. Tom Pischke faces 2 felony charges tied to party positions. He forged 16 documents; 13 people filed affidavits saying signatures were forged. The state GOP chair said he will step away from party duties, calling it a bad look.https://t.co/NlpOiL2zzG

— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) June 24, 2026

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Wendy's surges over 40% after viral Reddit post ignites meme-stock frenzy https://t.co/Zl50SNpSRQ pic.twitter.com/WI4JFUmtMV

— New York Post (@nypost) June 24, 2026

Will the Wendy's meme stock craze continue? pic.twitter.com/JbCAKVuM4M

— Yahoo Finance (@YahooFinance) June 24, 2026

non-metric guidebook writers made Mon Mothma five feet tall because they figured 1.5 meters is how tall women are (no, Leia's just tiny). They also made Jaina Solo 4'10".

— Pablo Hidalgo (@infinata.bsky.social) June 24, 2026 at 1:37 PM

I'm sure the thinking was, 'well, she's the daughter. she must be shorter.'

— Pablo Hidalgo (@infinata.bsky.social) June 24, 2026 at 1:38 PM

I’ve read this like 50 times trying to understand why these picks were passed back and forth and my favorite theory is Detroit loaned them to Memphis for a night to improve the press release.

“Isaiah Stewart for 3 seconds” sounds better to me than “Isaiah Stewart + #21 for #17” https://t.co/pNpFQK6lhd

— Yossi Gozlan (@YossiGozlan) June 25, 2026

Cameron Carr tells Iman Shumpert that he was his favorite player to play with in NBA2K after getting drafted pic.twitter.com/RlDeBSGuDD

— 2Cool2Blog (@2Cool2Blog) June 24, 2026

By far my favourite Scotland vs Brazil story is the referee saying “Good luck, may the best team win” to both captains before the game in 1982 and Graeme Souness replying “I fucking hope not”

— Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 (@Shuttsapalooza) June 24, 2026

Hope he does every game in the dialect of the region he is in https://t.co/VG3ZaOYc2e

— Eddie Radosevich (@Eddie_Rado) June 24, 2026

Tom Holland calls Zendaya by her second name during the #SpiderMan press tour. pic.twitter.com/v8uuIu5YbC

— Cinema Solace (@SolaceCinema) June 24, 2026

@danielleshellback Me getting from the road side into the car was a scene from a horror movie 🦅 #milford #milfordsound #roadtrip ♬ オリジナル楽曲 - 🔵けちゃん🎠❤️‍🔥8/22生誕祭🎂🥂✨🔵 - 人妻Kちゃん🎠❤️‍🔥6/1周年🎊

@anya.banana Close call but Josh rescued us @It’s medeedee ♬ Loving Life Again - Ella Langley

@roryandmisha put blanket over balcony thinking that would stop them from jumping through. but instead they jump on top and over. the cat mom anxiety is too real #cattok #kittensoftiktok #funnycat #jumpingcat #playfulcat ♬ Oh No (Instrumental) - Kreepa

@momentswithmiso

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♬ original sound - xavier

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