Today's news and jokes

THE @nyknicks SURVIVE A GAME TWO THRILLER! 😱

A costly turnover puts the @spurs down 0-2 as the series shifts to New York 🌆 pic.twitter.com/9L2bjuCPpH

— Aidan (@aidanlising) June 6, 2026

Canada bans Texas cattle over flesh-eating screwworm outbreak in US https://t.co/DXbVegyAoV

— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) June 6, 2026

Screwworm border closure fuels beef boom in Mexico, gloom in Texas https://t.co/dPVK1Zl8Yx https://t.co/dPVK1Zl8Yx

— Reuters (@Reuters) June 6, 2026

Nithya now ~7K behind for L.A. Mayor. At this rate she should pass Pratt tomorrow or Monday.

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— Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) June 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM

(If it holds, media coverage was astonishingly out of touch with the populace)

ADHD and autism are closely aligned, and YIMBYism is fundamentally a movement full of Trains and Maps Autists.

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— Mikhail Gorbaechev (@mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social) June 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM

The LDS Church was left off the Department of Defense’s list of Christian religions.

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— The Salt Lake Tribune (@sltrib.com) June 6, 2026 at 11:24 AM

Watching Hunter speak so directly now, I wonder if he was given the same dogshit “shut up and say nothing” advice that so many others who went through political smear campaigns heard over the last few years. Advice from the 1990s.

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— Renee DiResta (@noupside.bsky.social) June 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM

(However, the thread starts with expressing enthusiasm for Beeple art depicting him the savior of crypto)

Scavenger hunt for the Golden Vertebrae of Agamemnon’s helmet is part of the global promotional campaign for Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey.

Six digital riddles, running from June 8 to July 17, have been released. Each riddle reveals the location of one of the remaining… pic.twitter.com/9ol4WlFnwr

— Christopher Nolan Updates (@nolanarchive) June 6, 2026

Lost interest before I found a good write-up outside of forum discussions

Outfit so good Jen Bartel came back to Twitter after 2 years https://t.co/CAYqUhwApn

— Natalie (@Natflora69) June 6, 2026

Cricket Canada is a mess.... 🏏 www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

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— JM =^) (@jm539581.bsky.social) June 5, 2026 at 10:25 PM

("Earlier this week, a house owned by the president of Cricket Canada, Arvinder Khosa, was shot at a second time in less than a month, in what police are saying is an extortion-related shooting.")

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”

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— Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) June 5, 2026 at 10:53 AM

Which means the Rams cannot trade their 2029 first in any future deal until that condition is officially unmet. https://t.co/hBGjkHY2fr

— Jonathan Jones (@jjones9) June 5, 2026

Someone at the Rams must have inserted it to protect themselves from trading another pick

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) June 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM

(Always dresses clownishly)

@crispaloss They were strict fr #vienna #fyp ♬ original sound - Crispaloss

@sherelle_1993 DaddyGizmoTeachingHisKidsYoung! 3WeeksTillTheyGoToThereForverHome!HesGonnaMissThem!KeepingOneForHim 🩷💚💜🩵❤️#gizmo #shihtzupuppy #5weeksold ♬ Zoom Zoom Zoom Zoom - Rufus Goodboy

@annafilanova5 #dogsoftiktok ♬ original sound - annaFilanova

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