Saturday, August 8, 2026

Today's news and jokes



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— Sarah Andersen (@sarahseeandersen.bsky.social) August 5, 2026 at 9:13 AM






Highly usable post from last year

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— Brandon Friedman (@brandonfriedman.bsky.social) August 7, 2026 at 4:21 PM
















("inherited her ownership stake in the firm from her late husband...an arrangement that contributed to an exodus among the firm’s staff and clients and only ended when the firm went out of business")







iiiiiiiinteresting www.politico.com/news/2026/08...

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— Noah Shachtman (@noahshachtman.bsky.social) August 7, 2026 at 5:26 AM
("the third Republican this year to lose a race after being targeted by the super PAC, launched by solar executives wanting to get back at Republicans who actively work against renewables...The group’s ads did not mention clean energy,")















CNBC







I'm extremely curious to see how this whole Kawhi/Clippers investigation turns now that we live completely in a post-rules society.

— Dave DuFour ๐Ÿ‰ (@davedufour.bsky.social) August 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
(If any other team was doing the same thing, we would have heard about it by now to provide cover for the Clippers, right?)































"Since going public, Devolver's share price has dropped by 96.27%"

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— zaratustra (@zaratustra.bsky.social) August 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM








As an adaptation of Homer’s epic, the Honda Odyssey is a complete disaster. With its roomy cabin and rear entertainment system for the kids, the minivan foregrounds concerns that only arose with the American nuclear family and say nothing about the brutality that underlay the Bronze Age.

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— Erik Gregersen (@ctgriffes.bsky.social) August 7, 2026 at 5:49 AM
















no surprise here but Tom Holland's non-alcoholic beer brand has a Spiderman tie in "Random cartons are autographed by co-founder, Tom Holland. No guarantees, but good odds."

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) August 6, 2026 at 9:49 AM
























I know animals don't have formal language, but I still think armadillos must have an expression that translates to, "Going ball-mode."

— For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) (@leharrumph.bsky.social) July 21, 2026 at 3:08 PM
















@lollindseygrace the funniest shit I’ve ever witnessed @evie jo ♬ original sound - Lindsey Grace ❤️‍๐Ÿ”ฅ




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