I remembered this sentence yesterday pic.twitter.com/8THMT4szZ4
— Trey the Explainer (@Trey_Explainer) September 26, 2026
They didn’t give him a medal on Yavin because he started talking about how there were many fine people on both sides https://t.co/24I0A0fw2p
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) September 26, 2026
(NBC's write-up; don't know what the rules are on making such public statements while pursuing a case)Please don't give the DA reopening the Cornell case any cookies. District Attorney Matthew Van Houten all but called Jane Doe a liar today. He said that in Doe's initial statement, she described "her participation in drug use and sexual conduct as voluntary, conscious, and consensual.” CONSENSUAL
— Jessica Valenti (@jessicavalenti.bsky.social) September 28, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Oil executives are traveling to Caracas in droves.
— Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) September 28, 2026
But the problem is, there's a shortage of golf clubs there. And the golf clubs that are there don't have much equipment, so players are being forced to share their irons. https://t.co/tAEO0zYw3h pic.twitter.com/n1p980WuKH
I support Rahm Emanuel running for President because he might distract the wrecker caucus online long enough that they fail to ratfuck the actual eventual winner because they were so obsessed with making sure he failed to reach 5% in New Hampshire.
— ArgellaStone (@argellastone.bsky.social) September 28, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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Per that article at least, sounds like they're taking advantage of rising prices to try to force market share for their in-house brandsKroger isn't done pulling brands after Red Bull and Boar's Head
— Miami Herald (@miamiherald.com) September 28, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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Going to be very interesting to see how the rest work with, or sabotage, the two of them if Raman wins.If the Mayor & most of City Council DO NOT want to fight for transparency and accountability on LA28's finances, WE WILL.
— LA City Controller Kenneth Mejia (@lacontroller) September 28, 2026
REMINDER: YOU ALL (LA taxpayers) are financially liable for UNLIMITED amounts if the LA Olympics goes over budget.https://t.co/JeehB66oRW pic.twitter.com/UPcmrDWkHy
("The goal for these kinds of organization, ... seems to be to build a facade of legitimacy, and then use that to sell memberships and awards to early-career researchers, particularly in China.")SCOOP: Top researchers at Columbia, Stanford, and others thought they were elected to elite scientific societies alongside Nobel laureates. The catch? The organizations are a sham.
— Max Kozlov (@maxdkozlov) September 25, 2026
I spent the last month investigating a massive academic scam, for @Naturehttps://t.co/cV4twhUrQF
Article is from 2014Brazil's 1976 census, when Brazilians were asked their skin color and the Q was open-ended, leading to responses from "burnt yellow" to "lilac" to "somewhat Galician" to "miscegenation," is the best illustration of the construction of race I show my class https://t.co/T7ywlr1Yjs
— Michael Paarlberg (@MPaarlberg) September 10, 2026
(There's another good photo inside of him with Sullivan)Somehow, a 6-foot-7, 18-year-old centerback has flown under the radar in the #USMNT pool. If his recent trajectory continues, that won't be true for long. On Neil Pierre, the U.S.'s potential solution at a position of need. www.nytimes.com/athletic/763...
— Paul Tenorio (@paultenorio.bsky.social) September 28, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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(I don't know how long it'll last, but it's strange seeing a Lakers team without drama)Grimes shared his side of this story. He said he went into two separate wrong houses before calling JJ, who told him to stop going into houses and that he'd be there in two minutes https://t.co/gpgm5rQysJ
— Jacob Rude (@JacobRude) September 28, 2026
In September 2006, I began a career long project.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) September 28, 2026
How long would it take to get off the Green Bay Packers season ticket waiting list?
Well, my card just came in Year 20… pic.twitter.com/xqTlftb7fe
Gabby Williams: “I heard Too Short was in the building, I couldn’t lose in front of Too Short. So only one thing, what’s my fav word?!?”
— Landon Thomas (@sixfivelando) September 28, 2026
Crowd: B*tchhhhhh
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Press tour of the year https://t.co/TduQ2a7EBl
— Matthew Belloni (@MattBelloni) September 28, 2026
Shawn Levy has 26 (!) announced movies and series in the works at Netflix. Suspect most have been quietly terminated.
— Kasey Moore (@kasey__moore) September 28, 2026
That number doesn't even include stuff in production/post-production! https://t.co/cJRaGs54Hp
I turned off Reacher halfway through the first episode and never tried it again, why doesn't his audience follow him?These movies came out within two weeks of each other and nobody noticed or cared.
— Will Sloan (@willsloanesq.bsky.social) September 27, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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What's the appeal? Easy to decide what to order?The Fisherman's Wharf restaurant marks Raising Cane's first location in San Francisco. https://t.co/KKYLOQat2z pic.twitter.com/7pmCazjtwL
— NBC Bay Area (@nbcbayarea) September 21, 2026
“He gets a little weird at home” is the best part of this https://t.co/vYK6O7eEaK
— Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer (@WriteToRebel) August 26, 2026
My boyfriend fell asleep in the living room, a fact my herding dog has now told me six times.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) August 26, 2026
this video kills me every time he was real for this pic.twitter.com/EhO1MBRFD9
— π¬π¨π― (@sovietsoleri) August 26, 2026
@beansinthecity Picky eater over here. πDoes your dog do this? #shihtzu #pickyeater ♬ original sound - SPAM LIKE = BLOCK
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