Ten funny tweets

I cannot believe what I have just seen pic.twitter.com/2A7Ai39nsJ

— alina 🍊 (@alinadorothea) September 30, 2019

Thank god it’s trademarked pic.twitter.com/wXMSk5xvH8

— chris person (@Papapishu) October 1, 2019

Wife: We've been robbed!
Me: I've called the copse
Wife: You mean the COPS?
Group of trees: Hi, we're Special Branch

— Ayn Randy (@ItsAndyRyan) October 1, 2019

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

— brent (@murrman5) October 1, 2019

Sources say that Fox was forced to act when Moloch, one of the few remaining advertisers on Laura Ingraham's show, was offended by the reference. https://t.co/e6K29Nt62h

— IAmTheJawHat (@Popehat) October 2, 2019

40 USC §6307 & 36 CFR §520.4(e) make it a federal crime to cross a moat at the national zoo.

— A Crime a Day (@CrimeADay) October 3, 2019

I show up to The Joker movie dressed as The Mask and all the Joker guys get pissed that I’m not taking the movie seriously.

— chris person (@Papapishu) October 3, 2019

ME: Ahhh...long morning. Gonna take a nap and—
HOUND: EXCUSE ME HAVE YOU HEARD GOOD NEWS OF HOUND
ME: why is there a dog on me
HOUND: GOOD NEWS IS HOUND IS AVAILABLE FOR PETTING

— Kingfisher & Wombat (@UrsulaV) October 2, 2019

pls enjoy this pic taken ten seconds after Bella spat out a new, offending treat, on me pic.twitter.com/wi9QMfJjJi

— N is for Nicole, Who Fell Off a Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) October 2, 2019

Well, that didn't work. pic.twitter.com/tVEuQNVVwD

— Dave M (@SpotTheLoon2010) October 1, 2019

*More funny posts.

The Seven Lady Godivas: Dr. Seuss’s Little-Known “Adult” Book of Nudes

NSFW scans.  (Available at Amazon.)

If Jurassic Park featured Dr. Seuss's creations

Sillof:

To celebrate their 100 percent renovation as a dinosaur and natural history themed hotel, The Best Western Denver Southwest commissioned me to combine their love of dinosaurs with their love of Dr. Seuss. You can learn more about the Dino Hotel on their Facebook page.

The Dark Tower in the style of Dr. Deuss

The Dark Tower meets Dr. Seuss by DrFaustusAU.

The Once-ler's house from The Lorax in Lego

The Once-ler's house from Dr. Seuss' The Lorax in Lego.

Dr. Seuss-style animals as mounted heads

Dr. Seuss-style animals as mounted heads by Carl Turner.

Converse's Dr. Seuss Collection

Chuck Taylor All-Stars featuring Dr. Seuss's characters:









Via.

*Previously: Seuss Army Knife.

*Buy Dr. Seuss' WW2 propaganda collection at Amazon.

Dr. Seuss’s Unorthodox Taxidermy

The Marine Muggs Collection of Unorthodox Taxidermy, based on the work of Dr. Seuss. Apparently going on sale in the future.

The taxidermy below is currently on sale here:









*Previously: Plush Green Eggs and Ham.

*Buy Dr. Seuss' WW2 propaganda collection at Amazon.

Video: Dr. Seuss commercials for Ford

Genuine Ford Parts & Service
by DwightFrye

Go here to see a print ad from the same campaign.