Princess Mononoke-themed denim jacket; Building a creepy mask; "Goth Jew" merch

■GBL×桃太郎ジーンズ
もののけ姫 デニムジャケット
価格：￥36,300（税込）
サイズ：38in、40in、42in、44in
素材：本体 綿100％/革部分 羊革

＊革パッチには前回のポムジーンズ同様に、シリアルナンバーが入っています。

3/26(土)発売予定！ pic.twitter.com/ToGXJ4Qejm

— GBL (@GBLtokyo) March 23, 2022

Romantically gruesome burial arrangements

You might think that you would not be entertained by reading about the funeral of Thomas Hardy, but you could not be more wrong. Please, read to the end.

(From Karen Swallow Prior's introduction to her gorgeous new edition of Tess of the d'Urbervilles.) pic.twitter.com/q3MKokNirj

— Marianne Wright (@mair__wright) March 24, 2022

Baseball gloves that look like a waffle cone with ice cream; Iron-barred grave; Good little witch

Meet Jazz Chisholm the businessman. He’s coming out with his own line of gloves that have a waffle cone design topped off with a scoop of ice cream and sprinkles. Today he did a special unboxing with CBS4. @ariagloves #Marlins pic.twitter.com/OJkV3qyfO5

— Mike Cugno (@MikeCugnoCBS4) March 16, 2022

Nerv basketball gear; Tree growing around a gravestone; Joker and Harley redesign

Showing up to the park with these and just absolutely getting my ankles broken pic.twitter.com/RxI8badeqv

— Cobysoft Joe (@cobysoftco) August 23, 2021

Today I found a tree that’s grown around a gravestone. pic.twitter.com/loWb0h6xAo

— paperhaus (@paperhaus) August 27, 2021

Joker + Harley Quinn designs 💋 pic.twitter.com/pweqZjVEx7

— HamletMachine (@Hamlet_Machine) August 28, 2021

The black cathedral; Miss American Vampire, 1970; Reaper patches; Extremely haunted room

my therapist: Clermont-Ferrand's ominous black cathedral can't hurt you

Clermont-Ferrand's ominous black cathedral: pic.twitter.com/j9Oqf8Qdrk

— Ben (@cinemashoebox) May 14, 2021

(It's black lava stone.)

The crowning of Miss American Vampire, 1970. pic.twitter.com/BZtT1q4lCc

— Diane Doniol-Valcroze (@ddoniolvalcroze) May 14, 2021

(A beauty pageant to promote Dark Shadows.)

Another example of the (necessary?) dark humor popular among those in the US military charged with the responsibility for actually launching or dropping nuclear weapons: pic.twitter.com/Bqw7y80nsR

— Stephen Schwartz (@AtomicAnalyst) May 14, 2021

2 here from France. One from Navy, saying “no matter they hate us, as long as they fear us”, and the second one from AF “we owe you more than the light”, which was the motto of EDF (electricity supplier) some years ago 😈😈 pic.twitter.com/gNVwCuizK5

— Americium 241 (@americium241) May 15, 2021

I found an Extremely Haunted Room on Zillow. pic.twitter.com/rwHpkYtuyA

— Rebecca Makkai (@rebeccamakkai) May 7, 2021

Venus fly traps have to put their flowers really far away from their traps so they don’t accidentally kill their pollinators and I love it so much. pic.twitter.com/tTEuoDXSCi

— Hank Green (@hankgreen) May 13, 2021

Slate interviewed the real estate agent selling the "Sexy Funeral Goth House in Baltimore"

Slate: When you have a house with decor as unusual as this, do you try to get the sellers to neutralize it a little? Or do you just embrace it?

[The agent]: Well, you should have seen it before. He somewhat neutralized it. I told him: I’ve been doing this for 33 years, and I know what sells. Some of the things in there, I told him, will frighten people. 

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Good luck to New York City's 30-somethings in tomorrow's first annual Life-Or-Death CAPTCHA Race, starting at 8 a.m.

The race begins at the three stoplights that might be four stoplights.

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) March 30, 2021

Thank you 💉💉💉💉 pic.twitter.com/6GlH5wjgK2

— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) March 29, 2021

Ever Given has reached the Great Bitter Lake and tearfully reunited with its family pic.twitter.com/fQDNZKyFiF

— qntm (@qntm) March 29, 2021

Volkswagen is planning to change its brand name in the U.S. to “Voltswagen” as it shifts production toward electric vehicles. A person briefed on the plan said a formal announcement is planned for Tuesday. https://t.co/TKWQGsuXzb

— The Associated Press (@AP) March 29, 2021

im literally screaming pic.twitter.com/1oLX0zoQDF

— - (@leftistexe) March 28, 2021

Lil Nas X being incorporated into the Culture War is like when Sonic the Hedgehog first got added to Smash Bros

— pull out balan wonderworld (@pissGoblin) March 29, 2021

While yall was arguing about Lil Nas, EYE been in the field doing these voter suppression drills to make sure I can get water to the people in line and evade the police in a timely manner. Catch up whores! pic.twitter.com/PVGRgRLlcE

— . (@IAMNOTKASZMYR) March 29, 2021

My friend bought a scrying mirror (commonly used in the occult for predicting the future) and walked in to see his black cat standing on two legs and staring into it... pic.twitter.com/h6gtirl1nN

— MKB (@MatthewKBegbie) March 28, 2021

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Goth rings at the British Museum; Optimus's dark mace; City of Ghosts zine

Not to be outdone, this one has a crystal coffin AND an enameled skeleton wrapping around it, because if you’re going to have a goth ass ring why not make it multiply goth https://t.co/EMC60kI1kX pic.twitter.com/4S2NsMzNjd

— Kirsty Rolfe (@avoiding_bears) March 7, 2021

Harrow fan art isn't remotely as metal as a genuine Catholic icon; NES goth boss; Goth backsplash

It was bugging me so I went back and did a version of Harrow with close-cropped hair. Think I like it slightly better. https://t.co/0Oq9tBmHpr pic.twitter.com/aJRjDu8VIP

— 👁️Trevor Henderson👁️ (@slimyswampghost) March 3, 2021

The skull of Mary Magdalene in St Maximin Basilica in France pic.twitter.com/F5hogqMNqO

— morning (@smeretivert) February 27, 2021

run saber, screenshot, snes (1993) https://t.co/wZCZImj0M8 pic.twitter.com/tUfRKTsmfT

— weirdo (@vg_history) March 5, 2021

My wife: We should tile the kitchen backsplash.

Me: Say no more. I got the perfect idea. pic.twitter.com/EdtYVm2szy

— Professor Olaf of Detentions and Dragons (@ProfessorOlaf) March 4, 2021

The summer after Moana came out, we had a talent show at camp. Almost every girl in my group sang "How Far I'll Go."
Then there was Tiny Witch Child, who performed a one -person puppet show so confusing and scary it would make David Lynch jealous.
We still respect and fear her.

— Daniel (@Makeshift_quill) March 4, 2021

He built a guitar out of his dead uncle’s skeleton; Fire extinguisher bombs; How to trick Twitter into cropping your art correctly

if I were writing a story for a tribute anthology built around @joe_hill's Heart-Shaped Box, I think this might be where it starts (via @joeferrer) https://t.co/zWUb3JPVVk

— Stephen Graham Jones (@SGJ72) February 10, 2021

First Extinguisher Bombs. These were meant to be thrown at burning areas, not sure if the liquid inside is water or something else. Love the lil’ mascot! pic.twitter.com/bcqGqP9NOs

— Merch Motel (@merchmotel) February 10, 2021

A trick to make Twitter crop your image/artwork nicely 👇

— ARC (@arc4g) February 10, 2021

To add more info, use https://t.co/j11VjtPrMW to make the gif, it's very simple, just go to the gif maker, upload your artwork, click copy on the artwork so you get 2 frames instead of 1, click make gif, done, if it's too large click optimize after

— ARC (@arc4g) February 10, 2021

St. Valentine's skull

There’s a skull in Rome that is ostensibly St. Valentine’s and is festooned with flowers and a big label and I’m just saying it would be a great thing to draw for a Valentine’s Day card pic.twitter.com/bJ3p5e6kVZ

— jd vance's "holler aunt" (@markpopham) February 13, 2021

Atlas Obscura:

A SKULL RESIDES IN A glass reliquary in Rome’s Basilica di Santa Maria in Cosmedin, surrounded by flowers. Lettering painted across the forehead identify the owner as none other than of the patron saint of lovers, St. Valentine.

Knowing just exactly whose skull it is, though, is complicated. There was more than one Catholic saint known as Saint Valentine, and there was approximately 1500 years between those martyrs’ deaths and the enthusiastic distribution and labeling of bodies in the Victorian era. Finally, and most troubling, there is the fact that no less than 10 places around the world claim to house the saint’s relics. 

(It's near the Mouth of Truth.)

The Washington Post asks if "Elder Goths" hold the secret to aging successfully

WaPo: 

“Goths value experience and history. ... And so that makes them more reflective about the aging process”

...

“Happy Goth” may seem like an oxymoron — but that’s the point. Bush argues that Goths’ success in aging has a lot to do with their ability to juggle opposing, seemingly paradoxical energies. Take Goths’ emotional intensity: While off-putting to some, Goths’ willingness to harnessdark feelings such as despair, gloom and hopelessness, rather than repress them, can prove healthier in the long run, Bush says. Equally vital is Goths’ ability to find humor, irony and beauty in supposedly “ugly” sources, such as flowers that grow by a cemetery or the absurd frailties of the aging body. In a culture, for instance, that already treats older women as frightful, why not own that, and become the most fabulous grand dame of darkness the world has ever seen?

According to Bush, the subculture’s most important element is a fierce sense of community. Goths feel united by their embrace of difference: As one older Goth puts it, she’s grateful to have a scene “with people who are my age and maybe a little older, who are still living life on their own terms, where they said, ‘I’m older but I still want to go out, I still want to listen to wild and crazy music, I still want to look freaky.’”

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⚡️ Ah ah ah ⚡️ pic.twitter.com/S89fwkjBJV

— Muppet History (@HistoryMuppet) January 13, 2021

Gideon the Ninth pins

A kickstarter.

Harrow the Ninth isn't the sequel you expect, but the sequel you need

How to describe it without saying too much? It's a little like this:

The Cure have such a reputation for being crushingly sad goth music and every song is like "i needed a horn section to fully communicate how much i love my wife"

— Ryan Boyd (@ryandroyd) August 28, 2020

Or how about this: Do you like delicious, building, cresting anticipation?

Buy Harrow The Ninth, it's weirder, it's scarier, it's funny in a different way, and then it's funny in exactly the way you want. It's great.

Also

Remember, your skeleton is always smiling

— Holly Brockwell (@holly) September 13, 2020

Today's funny posts

Probably not 😉 https://t.co/GtG9Ghwe8n

— First Sea Lord (@AdmTonyRadakin) May 6, 2020

amanda palmer divorcing neil gaiman on patreon is tiger king for ukelele goths

— Charlie Chu (@CharlieChu) May 4, 2020

parents b like:
if you dont let me finish verbally abusing you thats disrespectful

— not that boi (@SomeBWord) May 4, 2020

Ah yes, that lovely time in every game's life in which you learn exactly how fucked you're going to be making Polish fit in your UI. pic.twitter.com/A4VMzzf3z3

— Forrest Dowling (@stuckbug) May 6, 2020

There's a bunch of great twitter World Up polls on at the moment, but I think we should cut to the chase and vote on the big issues. WHICH NUMBER FROM 1-32 IS BEST? pic.twitter.com/8McgK63UPC

— Kieron Gillen (@kierongillen) May 6, 2020

twitter: pic.twitter.com/0eMBEICRV7

— Max Temkin (@MaxTemkin) May 6, 2020

Dear Doctor Strange, which one of the 14 million outcomes are we currently in?

— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) May 5, 2020

Me, having spent my entire life chained in a cave: nice https://t.co/OvM0BO7xjV

— ishaj som levt vid havets botten i 400 år (@proletsuture) May 6, 2020

This is fully why I was obsessed with stews and crusty bread as a kid. https://t.co/0ABVS2uWqJ

— Kayla Ancrum (@KaylaAncrum) May 6, 2020

So @espn has just leaked my number to truly the entire world lol in honor of this...shall we call it...massive screw up...I’m doing a giveaway! I’ll be giving away a pair of signed cleats and an autographed baseball over the next 48 hours. Rules are in my voicemail! Good luck! pic.twitter.com/luEqvwGtxW

— Trevor Bauer (@BauerOutage) May 10, 2020

Spent the last hour judging the online sheep show

And I have to tell you that the young handlers under 8 class was the cutest thing I have ever seen pic.twitter.com/CS1ZiATOhU

— James Rebanks (@herdyshepherd1) April 30, 2020

This is one of the more startling headlines I’ve seen lately. (Indianapolis Star 1910, via @_newspapers) pic.twitter.com/mAcjpqrSMM

— Undine (@HorribleSanity) May 6, 2020

This cat doesn’t want to be in the family photo😂 pic.twitter.com/lsKxCJBSKG

— Ross McCulloch (@Rossmac212) May 8, 2020

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Ten funny tweets

Nobody else in this Taco Bell is as goth as me

— Dr. Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) June 1, 2019

I love Allison Tolman pic.twitter.com/xMhZ8KTmKr

— Stuart (@chainbear) May 30, 2019

My Cat: REMEMBER THE PACTS FORGED BETWEEN OUR PEOPLES LONG AGO.

Me: Stop it, it's 6 in the morning.

Cat: YOU PLEDGED ETERNAL SERVITUDE.

Me: I did not.

Cat: IN EXCHANGE WE WOULD COME TO YOUR AID IN YOUR HOUR OF NEED.

Me: I'm not feeding you.

Cat: REMEMBER THE PACTS.

— Christian Hoffer 🔜 Origins (@CHofferCBus) May 31, 2019

No good way to get pulled from the mound — but if I gotta’ go, I’m going out via segway too. ⁦@TheSavBananas⁩ pic.twitter.com/t8UaXIgN4k

— Travis Jaudon (@JaudonSports) May 31, 2019

JOURNALISTS: “how would you like to be quoted? retired Marine? former sergeant?”

ME: pic.twitter.com/8LcXj4RkBY

— The Warax, a Hippo Appreciator 🦛💨 (@iAmTheWarax) May 30, 2019

"what's the best and least creepy way to show that we care about diversity" pic.twitter.com/EUogJrCS7T

— bobby 🌏 (@touchmybobby) November 5, 2017

chasing the high that baby shark gives to babies

— 𝔟𝔯𝔦 (@ufobri) May 26, 2019

me: time to sleep

anxiety: time for my one-woman show

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) May 30, 2019

Gotta watch where you're standing when the sprinklers turn on 😂 (h/t @AnthonyIrwinLA) pic.twitter.com/4yuOCL3R82

— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) June 1, 2019

Danger Taps pic.twitter.com/Gm7Yl2sj2M

— Meow Library (@meowlibrary) June 1, 2019

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