My 5 yr old this morning: "Daddy I know how to light a match."— TJ Punch (@tj_punch) March 2, 2019
In the writing business we call that foreshadowing.
I was about to start my machine when a man suddenly appeared in the lab.— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) March 2, 2019
"I come from the future," he said.
More people appeared as he spoke.
"Are you here to stop me?" I asked.
"No, to witness."
Proud, I turned back to my machine, then heard a whisper:
"This bit is hilarious!"
— twilight saga out of context (@ooctwilight) March 2, 2019
literally an hour ago:— Damian Fleming (@FW_Medieval) March 2, 2019
me: Have we ever talked about the early spellings of Raccoon??
my dear wife: WE DO ALL THE TIME
today I FINALLY found the answer !! pic.twitter.com/fxeHhycDlz— Ellie Sunakawa (@elliesunakawa) March 2, 2019
— Damian Kastbauer (@DamianKastbauer) March 2, 2019
We named the robot today pic.twitter.com/ivUcnkIcon— Lily Nishita (@lilynishita) February 17, 2019
So excited to have finally added this hideous bluray to my collection. Everything about this cover is awful. I love it. pic.twitter.com/V8aIHJvnH7— Dave Eves 🥃 (@CinemaVsDave) March 2, 2019
Hey yall so i really need money and im lowkey wet at crocheting so if you want a cute top or something hmu (im too scared to talk to gurls so i had to model this myself) pic.twitter.com/1LNpybO6NS— Sad Liam Hemsworth (@BennyWillard) March 2, 2019
Just imagine being on that boat. pic.twitter.com/DTSFhqatKH— The Depths Below (@thedepthsbeIow) March 2, 2019
*More funny tweets.
