May your next snack be bigger than the previous snack pic.twitter.com/d8L2thfGyY— Deadprogrammer (@deadprogrammer) October 15, 2018
Hyped to bring @Palm back and share everything we’ve been working on since day 1! #LetsGo #LiveInTheMoment pic.twitter.com/SvVQZxJifT— Stephen Curry (@StephenCurry30) October 15, 2018
Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for October 13, 2018 https://t.co/NlSA91WHZA pic.twitter.com/221PYsJGmQ— Nancy (@SluggoIsLit) October 13, 2018
I think about this clip every day of my life. pic.twitter.com/BKko1DnYZb— Brandon (@brandonlgtaylor) October 14, 2018
called my grandma asking for boy advice and she told me “if you have enough time in your schedule to worry about him, you should take another class.” my grandma serves her tea boiling— Sarah (@sarah_petti) October 11, 2018
Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets except it's Twitter execs reading tweets Twitter claimed didn't violate Twitter standards, to their moms— S.I. Rosenbaum (@sirosenbaum) October 15, 2018
Available in five flavors:— 💀🎃 Low Turnout Model 🎃💀 (@MaxTemkin) October 16, 2018
- Due Process Cherry
- Rule of Law Lemon-Lime
- Separation of Church & Grape
- Give Me Liberty or Give Me Blueberry
- Our Political System is Backsliding into Authoritarianism Mango
All fantasy nations have four festivals:— Brooding YA Hero (@broodingYAhero) October 17, 2018
1. harvest festival
2. That day the fortune-tellers/elves/acrobats come and ruin everything
3. not-Christmas, which just happens to be in winter and involve gift-giving and not-Santa
4. Masquerade ball day
Remember when they let the British public decide on the name of a boat? And the result was disregarded because they felt the public's decision was too silly to follow through on?— Bart Disembowel 🎃 (@bart_owl) October 16, 2018
That was just the name of a boat.
a long time ago, someone told me that I would be able to coast on my wedding photos on Instagram for months, and I regret to inform you that our photos are here and now you have to look at even more memories from a party you were not invited to pic.twitter.com/5dXkQgTLRK— Scaachi (@Scaachi) October 17, 2018