Any man who looks even vaguely like Bradley Cooper in A Star Is Born could probably make a not-insignificant amount of money outside karaoke bars, offering to duet Shallow with women for a nominal fee— Amanda Mull (@amandamull) October 17, 2018
Well, the scooters have made it to the menswear catalogues. pic.twitter.com/DJ0pWWcaNY— Ian Bogost (@ibogost) October 17, 2018
A dude has a shoulder-mounted keyboard and is roaming through the subway station playing spooky, Vincent Price-ish music 😻— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) October 17, 2018
My CVS receipt is so long it has a section at the end called "About the Author" with a picture of the cashier.— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) October 15, 2018
saw some spooky fog drifting in the air outside my library office window and was like ooooo but then realized it was a man sitting beside the building vaping and was like oOoooOOoooOoo— Kristen Arnett of the Living Dead (@Kristen_Arnett) October 17, 2018
Sliding into your DMs... pic.twitter.com/cTT12laC9Q— CJ Fogler (@cjzer0) October 17, 2018
Me: *destroys spider web— your bff alex (@psybermonkey) October 10, 2018
Spider: wow
Me: *puts up fake spider web
Spider: WOW
1994's Secret Defenders boldly introducing some great new characters that everyone loves now, such as 'Dreadlox' who has dreadlocks that make people experience dread pic.twitter.com/tHI7e6o47K— Pall (@PaulJonMilne) October 17, 2018
[first day in the army]— NosferatPru (@prufrockluvsong) October 11, 2018
me: hi I like your slacks
him: stop calling them slacks they're camo pants
me: ok but I also like your blouse
Anthony Davis gets the little brother treatment from Boban Marjanovic and even he has to smile pic.twitter.com/GcZGNpXulJ— CJ Fogler (@cjzer0) April 10, 2018