the Jordan on my bootleg airs has his whole ass out pic.twitter.com/Qb9zPQXHtG— “db” (@dogboner) October 19, 2018
I once met a model at her apartment to shoot, and in the elevator I noticed that floors 4 and 17 had no buttons. When I asked why, she casually replied “Oh, those are Lady Gaga’s floors. She lives on the 17th, but her closet is the entire 4th floor.”— Sarah McGonagall (@sarahmcgbeauty) October 17, 2018
I think about that everyday.
When you’re greeted more warmly by a coat hanger than by your friends and loved ones pic.twitter.com/h0SjfBfwfZ— ᴊᴀᴍᴇs ғᴏʟᴛᴀ (@JamesFolta) October 19, 2018
— 𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓃𝓎 (@xforcades2) October 17, 2018
— Man Bartlett (@man) October 19, 2018
There aren't enough aggressive subtitles these days: pic.twitter.com/q9zComVliX— Daisy Dunn (@DaisyfDunn) October 19, 2018
Why did Kurt Warner fall like he’s in a Life Alert commercial? 😂 pic.twitter.com/aIBLgyCHPO— Adam Lefkoe (@AdamLefkoe) October 19, 2018
new absolute favorite twitter interaction pic.twitter.com/OmUeUZgJiV— snake thot of the south (@chaeronaea) October 19, 2018
When my daughter was teeny her friend's mother asked if she wanted to stay for dinner. She though about it, and said, "What are you having for dinner?" She was given the answer, thought some more about it, and then said slowly, "Well what is MY family having for dinner?"— Jess Stratton 🚙 (@NerdGirlJess) October 19, 2018
Me getting ready for Halloween pic.twitter.com/sNQKisD3aU— The Gay Burn Book (@SouthernHomo) October 17, 2018