Wonderful audiobook for Tamsyn Muir's "Princess Floralinda and the Forty-Flight Tower"

A princess with no real skills is imprisoned by a witch atop a tower packed with monsters, and realizes no one is coming to save her. Performed by Moira Quirk. Available at Amazon, although I listened to it in Libby.

Ideas for a horror-themed recipe book

No one automatically cares about your blissful family picnic or that time you went to Prague. So you MAKE them care about that recipe! You tell me how you stirred that borscht with Rasputin’s mummified left hand! You fought a Nazi for that schnitzel recipe!

— The Wombat Resists (@UrsulaV) July 15, 2019

I want you to tell me that if I get the proportions of this ranch dip exactly right, it opens the portal to strange time and place and I have to fight Yog-Sothoth with a carrot stick!

— The Wombat Resists (@UrsulaV) July 15, 2019

Tell me this Mac & cheese recipe was scrawled in blood on the bottom of the steps (with chisel marks FROM UNDERNEATH) and the last ingredient was missing, so you decided to use Gorgonzola.

— The Wombat Resists (@UrsulaV) July 15, 2019

I think that book should also come with achievement stickers.

"I cooked Extremely Weird Carrots and survived the Elder Horrors."

— Rainbow Milkshake (wielded; right hand) (@coyotedancer) July 15, 2019

*Previously: Beef Wellington sandwich recipe.

Exceptionally well-performed audio books

Long discussion at Metafilter.