Great no skill-needed recipe: Slow Cooker Chipotle-Honey Chicken Tacos

"These may be the easiest tacos you ever make"

How to make translucent pies

This “clear lemon meringue pie” picture that I saw on Reddit is fucking me up, it haunts me pic.twitter.com/B2LLSsgXni

— Helen Rosner (@hels) April 28, 2020

Food Network has a recipe for Clear Peppermint Meringue Pie.

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Alinea has a recipe for Crystal Clear Pumpkin Pie.






And here's a recipe for Clear Lemon Meringue Pie.


Bonus pie:

Reminding me a little of this Latvian sea buckthorn cheesecake I tried recently. Kind of weird, kind of wonderful. I’m still confused. pic.twitter.com/hutJmCwS12

— Caroline Eden (@edentravels) April 28, 2020

Recipe for Rey's Bread From The Force Awakens; Lil Ben Solo; Plush Kylo has Adam Driver's voice

io9:

a new cookbook has the recipe—and io9 has the exclusive reveal.

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"the bread should puff up somewhat"

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hold on is that tiny ben solo- pic.twitter.com/xTcXUIByYu

— 𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 (@kyloreyn) August 7, 2019

My partner bought a, plush talking Kylo Ren toy for his son's birthday. It's got Adam Driver's actual voice and I can't even.

Such dulcet tones😍
I've listened to this an unhealthy amount and it's not even noon yet.
#im32 #NotBreakingTheRestrainingOrder pic.twitter.com/Jc1xxD1viZ

— Miriam Morris (@MaudsGone) August 13, 2019

I always have to aww at baby Finn in The Force Awakens pic.twitter.com/M4SGznLOZ4

— 🔜✈️Canada🇨🇦➖🚢Alaska🗻 (@ObiwanxKannoli) August 15, 2019

*Buy Galaxy's Edge goods at ebay.

"Readers’ favorite Jonathan Gold-approved recipes from our archives"

"Jonathan Gold, known most for his restaurant criticism, was an avid home cook as well. During his years at the L.A. Times, he published several recipes on our site, and these are some of our readers’ favorites from him, with excerpts of his musings on each one."

Ideas for a horror-themed recipe book

No one automatically cares about your blissful family picnic or that time you went to Prague. So you MAKE them care about that recipe! You tell me how you stirred that borscht with Rasputin’s mummified left hand! You fought a Nazi for that schnitzel recipe!

— The Wombat Resists (@UrsulaV) July 15, 2019

I want you to tell me that if I get the proportions of this ranch dip exactly right, it opens the portal to strange time and place and I have to fight Yog-Sothoth with a carrot stick!

— The Wombat Resists (@UrsulaV) July 15, 2019

Tell me this Mac & cheese recipe was scrawled in blood on the bottom of the steps (with chisel marks FROM UNDERNEATH) and the last ingredient was missing, so you decided to use Gorgonzola.

— The Wombat Resists (@UrsulaV) July 15, 2019

I think that book should also come with achievement stickers.

"I cooked Extremely Weird Carrots and survived the Elder Horrors."

— Rainbow Milkshake (wielded; right hand) (@coyotedancer) July 15, 2019

*Previously: Beef Wellington sandwich recipe.

"Hamachi Poke With Cucumber and Avocado Recipe"

Link roundup

1. Aliens comic by Jim Woodring and Kilian Plunkett. Relatedly, the Reebok Aliens sneakers are being scalped at ebay.

2. "The leader of the Church of Scientology, David Miscavige, is looking to stop the publication of a new tell-all memoir written by his father Ron Miscavige."

3. "Recipe: Spicy Glazed Tofu From Num Pang Sandwich Shop."

How to make Jabba the Hutt Marshmallow Treats

Recipe.

How to make Zankou-style creamy garlic sauce

Ingredients:

1 cup peeled garlic cloves
1 teaspoon salt
4 cups neutral oil such as grapeseed or sunflower
1/4 cup fresh lemon juice

Link roundup

1. "The Food Lab: The Science of the Best Yorkshire Puddings"

2. "Regrets of a Mommy Blogger"

For a brief moment, just a few weeks ago, I felt unexplained panic because my twenty-two-month-old daughter had learned about Elmo away from home. “Emmo!” she declared when faced with a print ad for organic toothpaste in a copy of US Weekly. I was floored. I never told her about Elmo. SHE DIDN’T GET THAT FROM ME, I proclaimed, proudly at first, my pride dwindling quickly as I realized that none of the other parents at her school were ashamed of their children’s knowledge of Elmo. In fact, at school, Elmo was just fine. Elmo was a favorite and beloved character. The other children knew about Elmo. It was only my daughter who had learned about Elmo second hand, away from home. I felt generic and sad
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I felt inadequate. I had failed. I had failed to provide my daughter with the knowledge of Elmo, or of being too cool for Elmo, and now, all these basic ass fucking parents at her school knew it.

3. Eater:

New York City-based David Chang isn't afraid to stir the pot, and this morning he set his sights on Chipotle.
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The answer likely stems from a blind item from 2012, and a lawsuit filed in 2013. Back in 2012 Chang told Adweek, "There is a very successful fast-food company that approached us and quite frankly took our intellectual property. And they are running our concept right now.

Link roundup

1. "Transform Your Leftover Turkey Into Crispy, Juicy Carnitas"

2. Guy Davis:

A recent episode of this years Simpsons (“Halloween of Horror” Season 27 Ep 4) had the Cthulhu I designed from Guillermo del Toro’s Treehouse of Horror XXIV

3. "Did you watch Magic Mike XXL and think, Hmm, whatever happened to Alex Pettyfer"

Pettyfer ended up renting an apartment in New York through Tatum's friend. He left after four months due to an allergic reaction, but says he forgot to pay rent ..."I all of a sudden got a very negative email from Channing, rightfully so, saying, 'Don't fuck my friends. You owe money. Pay the fucking money. Don't be a clown,'" probably in all caps. Pettyfer didn't take it well and, out of spite, refused to pay the rent

4. A detailed discussion regarding whether Football and the mirror world were real or all in BMO's head.

Link roundup

1. Grantland:

Hustlers flutter around sports teams in every city. Sometimes they get deeply entwined in the operations. Financial fraud landed former L.A. Kings owner Bruce McNall and former Nashville Predators owner William “Boots” Del Biaggo III in prison. Baseball fan Bernie Madoff propped up the New York Mets with the largest Ponzi scheme in American history. Not two years ago, a judge ordered Minnesota Vikings owner Zygi Wilf to pay $84.5 million to resolve a real estate fraud described as “organized crime-type activities.” The IRS and the FBI raided a truck stop company run by Cleveland Browns owner Jimmy Haslam, and the company later agreed to pay a $92 million fine to avoid prosecution.

2. The Awl:

A number of people on Twitter complained that this was their first-ever WhatsApp spam; others noted that the spam was fairly obviously an attempt to pump and dump a low-cap stock in a new and novel way.
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Correct. Bitcoin penny stocks.

3. "Bulgogi + Scallion Pancakes + Quesadillas = The Ultimate Fusion Snack"

Mendocino Farms Steak BLT recipe

Recipe.

Beef Wellington sandwich recipe

Beef Wellington sandwich recipe.

Lettuce, Tomato, Avocado, and Crispy Smoked Mushroom Sandwich recipe.

Cheesy Mashed White Beans With Kale, Parmesan, and a Fried Egg recipe

Cheesy Mashed White Beans With Kale, Parmesan, and a Fried Egg recipe.