A good Chuck Norris story

Don't sleep on the Chuck Norris story in Jessica Simpson's memoir. https://t.co/6hHSNAYjDv pic.twitter.com/I1ZktjqGcv

— Sam Rosenfeld (@sam_rosenfeld) March 20, 2026

Here's video of her telling the story on Kimmel

I really liked the writing in this article about Nathan Fielder's "The Rehearsal," Nick Drnaso's graphic novel "Acting Class," and the author's own experience in drama school

Alexandra Tanner published at Gawker:

Twice – once for a rehearsal and once for a final performance – I brought nail clippers to class so that I could cut my nails in front of my classmates as part of an assignment in which my only job was to cut my nails in front of the others as realistically as possible. One of the actors grew his fingernails very long, seemingly in service of the clipping exercise — but soon it was revealed to be a symptom of a mental break, and after an ambulance collected him from the building late one night following a bad rehearsal, he left school.

These days, when I cut my nails, I still sometimes wonder whether I’m doing it in a way that would seem real to someone watching me do it.

Terrific story about William Hurt (and acting)

Posted in 2019.

Ten funny tweets

When you show up thinking you look good but you just end up getting roasted 😬🔥 pic.twitter.com/whpMH0j8NX

— Highly Questionable (@HQonESPN) November 13, 2019

will republicans pass gun control laws if the kids agree to open an investigation into biden?

— m i t h XI.LXXV (@ManlnTheHoody) November 14, 2019

I have my money on someone accidentally confessing to a DIFFERENT crime while being questioned during the impeachment hearing.

— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) November 13, 2019

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2019: baby who went as “pants” for Halloween

— Tabir Akhter (@tabir) November 13, 2019

me when someone says they enjoy my writing: oh thank you so much that is so nice of you to say, truly thank you

me when someone says they listen to my podcast: OH NO

— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren) November 13, 2019

Robert Pattinson, legend pic.twitter.com/TnirZX88Fc

— Jacob Oller (@JacobOller) November 13, 2019

when my sister was pregnant we finessed an entire pregnancy shoot out of a handful of barley, our backyard & my iphone HAHAHHSNFFMNE NO ONE EVER EVEN NOTICED pic.twitter.com/nDPAsetGM1

— kato (@xkatiexnicole) November 15, 2019

So my sister had been preparing my nephew for his school pictures in advance this year. This was the outcome. I’ve been screaming all day. pic.twitter.com/A2ZdZNdmS2

— Ariel Raine (@arielraineh) November 12, 2019

I will write one (1) story about lax antitrust enforcement every hour until my Disney+ loads The Mandalorian

— Matt Ford (@fordm) November 13, 2019

Craussfit goals (IG teslatheminiaussie) pic.twitter.com/9MdqIwzoj4

— Aussies Doing Things (@aussiesdointhgs) November 14, 2019

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Ten funny tweets

This is what my wife saw when she opened the fridge this morning. I'm pretty great at April Fools, y'all. pic.twitter.com/uqDqF4UQPB

— Jadzia Axelrod (@planetx) April 1, 2019

Never a dull moment in the field #bloopers 🤷🏻‍♀️😂@ABC7 @abc7coleen @abc7davidono pic.twitter.com/aaDJL3WMGW

— Veronica Miracle (@ABC7Veronica) April 3, 2019

Ah yes, another classic JFK quote pic.twitter.com/QrhOcpbLRG

— noot noot 🐧 (@afrendlypingu) March 29, 2019

Sweet Lord, I hadn't seen this until today. Al Pacino's attempt at an English accent. I mean, bloody hell. pic.twitter.com/ekXWMh0smn

— Andy (@alreadytaken74) March 31, 2019

Why am i laughing at Tom Hollands Photoshot 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/unDrg4vv7V

— ⚡️ℒɐızʎ 🐍 (@laizyboy04) March 30, 2019

But I only discovered tonight that the question & answer portion of the page is even better pic.twitter.com/gwrZugW4Z7

— Jia Tolentino (@jiatolentino) April 1, 2019

Without Riker on board, the Enterprise D would just be the Enterprise.

— JewelKnightJess (@JewelKnightJess) March 31, 2019

If it carries on like this, it'll be easier for the remaining 27 to leave the EU and leave just the UK in it.

— Just A Pilgrim (@benBecalel) November 16, 2018

i have been cackling in my bed for the past five minutes because of how this lil pup sleeps pic.twitter.com/CBQmy0iozW

— kay (@kayjanellle) March 28, 2019

Existed. I mean, his Bassett side is in his legs and his lab side in his face.

His name is Napoleon, of course. pic.twitter.com/6AGAZHJdFf

— Shannon Dingle (@ShannonDingle) March 31, 2019

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