@katrinalley In honor of the Christmas season I wanted to share this lovely gift I got from my grandma last year ❤️ #grandma #prank #christmas #gift #fypシ ♬ original sound - katrinalley
Sunday, December 28, 2025
Excellent holiday gift prank (holiday roundup)
Monday, April 1, 2024
Some good April Fool's Jokes, including this genuine free RPG supplement, and a SHFiguarts figure I believe is real
This is real, by the way. I keep seeing people go "If this was real..." when the PDF is for download right there.
— R. Talsorian Games (@RTalsorianGames) April 2, 2024
Releasing new content is more fun for us than just a little prank!#cyberpunkred https://t.co/vhOA0txCJ5
Introducing the Amtrak Emotional Baggage car.
— Amtrak (@Amtrak) April 1, 2024
Tag a friend who needs a lift—we can handle it. pic.twitter.com/dWydQmIuh0
This is the best April Fools I made that I also stole from somewhere.
— Sos 🔜 GDC (@Sosowski) April 1, 2024
Put a this in the office bathroom. There was ketchup inside. Curiosity got everyone. They could only blame themselves. pic.twitter.com/Hd0A1k8yiX
Want to remind @Criterion that they posted this April Fools Blu-ray cover in 2012 and it was one of the best covers they've ever come up with and they should do it for real. pic.twitter.com/irAulx7ewl
— Soham (@SohamGadre) April 1, 2024
#STARWARS EP1『#ファントムメナス』より、#ジャージャービンクス が登場!
— 魂ネイションズ公式 (@t_features) April 2, 2024
「S.H.Figuarts ジャー・ジャー・ビンクス(STAR WARS: The Phantom Menace)」
4月26日詳細公開予定!
お楽しみに👀#t_shf pic.twitter.com/jmh7H6wXqh
Tuesday, May 9, 2023
Steven Spielberg played a great prank on Richard Donner after filming of The Goonies ended
When GOONIES wrapped, Richard Donner needed a vacation after working with the kids for an entire year, and went to Hawaii to finally relax. As a prank, Steven Spielberg flew the entire cast out (including The Fratellis!) to surprise Donner at home. Here's that footage. Amazing. pic.twitter.com/jfis28iFBz
— SPENCE, TODD (@Todd_Spence) May 10, 2023
Featuring young Thanos.
(Incidentally, Last Exit toNowhere has a new tee based on the movie.)
Wednesday, March 9, 2022
Today's funny posts
Yes.This explanation of why Bristol cathedral is replacing the plaque celebrating the ordination of women is priceless pic.twitter.com/hPi3cL1SQ9
— Mark Walton (@markcwalton) March 5, 2022
Monday, November 23, 2020
Leaving behind a detective's crazy wall; Turning a street island into a beautiful garden; Gritty condolences cake
There is an elderly gentleman in my neighbourhood who has spent months turning the boring patch of dirt and dead grass on the median strip in front of his house into this glorious floral riot. It's not even his garden, but he's put so much work into making it beautiful. pic.twitter.com/d74SJbcDtv
— Elise Thomas (@elisethoma5) October 12, 2020
Oh my god who sent this pic.twitter.com/HZEtIt7FPc
— Michael Whitney (@michaelwhitney) November 20, 2020
Have spent the afternoon with ammonites, so here's some #paleoart of biggest one of all for #FossilFriday: Parapuzosia. A small mosasaur is being scavenged (we don't know what the ecology of Parapuzosia was, but lots of ammonites are thought to be nektobenthic scavengers). pic.twitter.com/krDYoG9ELW
— Mark Witton (@MarkWitton) November 20, 2020
Tuesday, October 13, 2020
The most dangerous Starbucks drink; Cursed viral meatloaf; Move over Home Depot skeleton, here's a large plush skeleton
I. AM. DECEASED. pic.twitter.com/InkbDJ5dDB
— Spooky Dick Energy (@JustJoeyJoeyJo) October 9, 2020
imagine being the CEO of spirit halloween. you only work a single month a year and you make 10 billion dollars. your only job is sell skeleton. life is good.
— nate of the living dead (@MNateShyamalan) October 8, 2020
and then some FUCKER from HOME DEPOT says “we are going to make one taller than god.”
Saw a good Halloween yard today pic.twitter.com/fQkC9CAdug
— 𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐗𝐈𝐀👁️ (@xCruxia) October 10, 2020
Someone D&D-ized the Home Depot 10 Foot Skeleton!
— Dungeon Master Draco 🧙🏻♂️ (@DM_Draco) October 8, 2020
source: https://t.co/CaeF65iaiI#dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg pic.twitter.com/vMjLxaPJ1n
I want this setup @GBNewsdotcom pic.twitter.com/UzAVaT1zOl
— Drew Pittman (@DrewPDog1) October 4, 2020
Halloweenies pic.twitter.com/q0wSb8vFpG
— Chel (@rhymewithrachel) October 6, 2020
Y’all gotta try this new secret menu drink at Starbucks pic.twitter.com/pQq5RhjtR7
— 𝕃𝕚𝕧 (@Scoopitywooop) October 11, 2020
i see we’re all rediscovering the insanity that is chef club which means i get to remind you that i cooked one of their weirdest recipes for MEL https://t.co/PZS5GgMxp4
— rax ‘cum truther’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) October 11, 2020
— Cara Sandiego (@VoteMissy) October 6, 2020
IT IS AS GOOD AS I WAS HOPING IT WOULD BE pic.twitter.com/nPO06ldfL8
— all mirth no matter (@ajlobster) October 12, 2020
Monday, May 4, 2020
Today's funny posts
Oh my sweet god.— Nathaniel Whittemore (@nlw) May 1, 2020
A demonstration in Lebanon has recreated the Ghanaian dance funeral meme IRL to announce the death of the local currency, which is off more than 60% since late last year.
You can’t make this stuff up.
pic.twitter.com/tfCgohtbSA
this girl celebrating May Day in Lviv, in 1968 is the mood to end all moods. pic.twitter.com/A9qw2Zfjpa— Eleanor Margolis (@EleanorMargolis) May 1, 2020
*the doors of the press conference swing shut, two identical blonde women appear.' 'One of these press secretaries will always tell the truth, the other will always lie!' avows Trump. 'Behind one door is a tiger, behind the other is freedom, but you may ask only one question!'— James "Stay In. Make Masks. Test People" Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) May 1, 2020
— Haleigh Hoffman (@HaleighHoffman) May 1, 2020
*gun to persons head*: think of a slogan for pickles in 5 seconds pic.twitter.com/kUAtXzxnyE— The DaVinci of Sex (@PornUniversity) May 2, 2020
Felt intimidated by my own draft so I printed it on pink paper and put it in a pink binder and now I love looking at it and holding it pic.twitter.com/ODqLgcvZtt— ChelseaHodson (@ChelseaHodson) May 2, 2020
my conspiracy theory is that Doritos’ “Now With Even MORE Cool Ranch Flavor” claim is a FILTHY LIE and in fact chips from those packages have LESS Cool Ranch dust I WILL NOT BE SILENCED— Girl Fieri, Dirtbag Gourmand (@Schwindter) May 1, 2020
'Pathetic' frog birthday cake from supermarket leaves parents 'mortified': 'It was a disgrace.' https://t.co/rkghaKse66 pic.twitter.com/bAYuhmm4Kh— FOX 10 Phoenix (@FOX10Phoenix) May 22, 2019
Bored in a house, so I scared my mom. pic.twitter.com/yrHWvNWo5k— 𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐬 (@_electricrose) April 30, 2020
Whenever I need to take a pause, I think of Fenton living his best life as his long-suffering human absolutely loses it. pic.twitter.com/raTMV8zE0C— Amy Gray (@_AmyGray_) May 3, 2020
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Friday, April 10, 2020
Today's funny posts
This is the best bit of content you’ll see today. ⚽️❤️— COPA90 (@Copa90) April 8, 2020
The celebration at the end 😂 pic.twitter.com/0A6FGadW97
I love animal stories in Roman sources. My favourite one at the moment comes from Pliny the Elder (a treasure trove of good stories) and is about a famous raven who got a public funeral.— Dr Emma Southon (@NuclearTeeth) April 7, 2020
I realize a lot of my calls end with “Oh no!”— Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin) April 7, 2020
Last week I had to end a call because I was moving out of my fruit studio and a gust of wind untethered a giant roll of bubble wrap from a dolly, rolling it into Market St. traffic.
I said something like “My bubble wrap! Gotta go!”
A Goofy Movie turns 25 next week. Here's the best thing anyone's ever written about it (and of course, it's Roger Ebert): pic.twitter.com/rtjihKYs4l— Jacob Oller (@JacobOller) March 31, 2020
“Software update failed.” This is my dishwasher. pic.twitter.com/U70xHyvwi4— Nathan Hammond (@nathanhammond) April 8, 2020
I would like to live in the Guys Grocery Games extended universe— ‘02 Lexus IS300 (@Willy_Rozay) April 7, 2020
Ladies and gentleman, I give you the British... 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/0L6yNpCPfe— Football Fights (@footbalIfights) April 7, 2020
"So many deer here": With Michigan's stay-at-home order in effect, the animals seem to have taken back the streets in at least one Grand Rapids neighborhood. https://t.co/NM5E2kczPu pic.twitter.com/FUzYRBZOXO— ABC News (@ABC) April 7, 2020
The weather man dog had a small dog couch pic.twitter.com/ER5MNf5eVH— A happier day (@AHappierDay) April 7, 2020
I can relate to this.— ALT-immigration 🛂 on time out (@ALT_uscis) April 8, 2020
It is me everyday After I am told what i am supposed to do.
pic.twitter.com/2Jclsm0BRq
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Friday, February 14, 2020
Ten funny tweets
A friend has alerted me via email to the "singular conducting style" of Dutch baroque specialist Pieter Jan Leusink. I have made a short compilation for ease of sharing on social media platforms. Pure joy. pic.twitter.com/ptzXsCuI7w— Rhodri Marsden (@rhodri) February 13, 2020
Can’t fathom why Facebook’s Dublin HQ uses this address rather than the name of the street it’s actually on pic.twitter.com/5Yd92wOg2G— Emmet Connolly (@thoughtwax) February 4, 2020
Do you all think James Carville does birthday parties? My son is turning four and I think it would be cool for James to come to his party and declare him the best candidate to unify the party and defeat Trump. Any idea on how much that costs?— Alex No War With Iran Lawson 🦖 (@alaw202) February 12, 2020
We live in a bizarro world where pieces cut from jerseys are put on a card and sell for $900,000 (which the below sold for), but you can buy two full game-used jerseys of Jordan & LeBron from their biggest games for less than that. pic.twitter.com/uo9HSrEIP7— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) February 13, 2020
Last week a TikToker was telling me how no dance will go viral if u don’t make the right facial expressions and now I can only look at people’s faces when they dance pic.twitter.com/s40wBd0QPL— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) February 12, 2020
non-zero chance the 2020 election will be a billionaire former-Democrat running as a Republican against a billionaire former-Republican running as a Democrat— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) February 10, 2020
Trying very hard to enjoy the dog show while the announcers repeatedly allude to an apparent mania for breeding in 19th century Germany!— marc tracy (@marcatracy) February 12, 2020
Adulthood is really waiting on one email to change your life.— Cairo Mathebula (@Cairo_Mathebula) February 11, 2020
true chaotic evil pic.twitter.com/areBiifx5c— △⃒⃘ (@iatemuggles) February 12, 2020
The Dodgers went there.— Blake Harris (@BlakeHarrisTBLA) February 13, 2020
They’ll be giving out this Max Muncy “Go get it out of the ocean” bobblehead on March 28.... versus the Giants pic.twitter.com/X94VYpJC7Y
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Saturday, January 25, 2020
Ten funny tweets
always thinking about it pic.twitter.com/eIJ6gYxjaf— lone mando & baby (@zenyanna) January 20, 2020
me logging on every morning pic.twitter.com/KpKA8I4k8T— Lauren Gallagher (@_gallagherlb) January 18, 2020
— Garry() (@garrytan) January 21, 2020
The guy who owns Tito's Vodka is named Tito Beveridge....what the fuck— willy (@willystaley) January 22, 2020
will it take longer to register for the @nyrr brooklyn half or to run it? pic.twitter.com/P9wFvmmHYe— Matt Restivo (@restivo) January 22, 2020
— Erika Osberg (@erikaosberg) January 22, 2020
this coyote who loves obsession is the only perfume ad i want https://t.co/Tw7BWvrpJq— rachel syme (@rachsyme) January 22, 2020
Adam Schiff trying to get Senate Republicans to pay attention to the evidence he's laying out pic.twitter.com/itFUfgmzbG— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 22, 2020
Guy opposite me on the train has a Hufflepuff logo on his coat and I love it, so I finally gather the courage to ask where he got it, and told him that I too, am a Hufflepuff. He looks at me dead in the eyes, pauses for a second and says ‘it’s an Arsenal jacket mate’— Dan (@dxnielandrew_) January 22, 2020
🙂 pic.twitter.com/DTB6wf0bjk
Had to watch your back with Peyton at the Pro Bowl.— B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) January 23, 2020
Wait for it…😅
(via @nflthrowback)pic.twitter.com/6tau9d0eT6
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Wednesday, January 8, 2020
Planting funny notes by the hotel phones in Vegas
these notes were all left near various elevators at the Wynn in Vegas. someone at CES has a great sense of humor 😂 pic.twitter.com/1JmET9cUji— Casey Neistat (@Casey) January 8, 2020
Tuesday, November 26, 2019
Ten funny tweets
I made life-size AirPod stickers and stuck them on the ground, all over the city 🤡 pic.twitter.com/hIrZD0wfom— Pablo Rochat (@PabloRochat) November 17, 2019
If anyone wants to print their own 2d AirPods here is a free template ( AirPod Pros included 👍) https://t.co/iTrKMgDM2o— Pablo Rochat (@PabloRochat) November 18, 2019
me: sorry but i just can’t sugarcoat this— KattsDogma (@KattsDogma) November 4, 2019
my boss at Kellogg:’s: you’re fired
These girls got into an accident, flipped their car, and still managed to get a TikTok up pic.twitter.com/MPxnOFgBhW— zane (@zane) November 20, 2019
mtv should do a show where they have a young woman read 3 of the horniest messages from guys in her DMs in front of the 3 men’s moms and the moms have to guess which one was their son. (a screenshot of the DM will be projected as well so the moms can use their grammar as a clue)— Sam Cahn (@therunnersam) September 30, 2019
The Texans LBs... pic.twitter.com/Va2YHMRg1W— Vikings Blogger (@firstandskol) November 21, 2019
it’s overly reductive and glib to just say ‘all the Potterverse houses are bad’, so I made this helpful shitp… uh, Hanlon’s Razor-themed alignment chart. pic.twitter.com/rgy8OaYUYW— Bennett (@bfod) November 17, 2019
I mean.. pic.twitter.com/hUSkw518sp— Kiersten Essenpreis (@K_Essenpreis) November 20, 2019
oh my god pic.twitter.com/YmHNA3s8oV— Andy Baio (@waxpancake) November 20, 2019
— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) November 18, 2019
Just thinking about the time I talked mad shit about good ol Jimmy Patterson on here and he responded with humility and good humor, as a millionaire author searching out mentions of their own name should pic.twitter.com/KR0MQWvqE0— Rachel McCarthy James (@rmccarthyjames) November 14, 2019
i saw this video of a dog petting a baby kitten & thought twitter deserved to see it pic.twitter.com/HDvtKuLlGt— keat🧜🏽♂️ (@keatxngrant) November 18, 2019
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Sunday, November 3, 2019
Ten funny tweets
same energy as this lil dude from my hometown humane society who i laugh about at least twice a day pic.twitter.com/2gAM9AsSfF— bekah 🏳️🌈 (@bekahshoemake) November 3, 2019
Elizabeth Warren and her dog, Bailey pic.twitter.com/3GDBkvlb22— Tyler Pager (@tylerpager) November 1, 2019
Gonna call my parents my “Cofounders” from now on.— Victoria! (@sailorbee) November 2, 2019
Kawhi steals ball from DeMar DeRozan— gifdsports (@gifdsports) November 1, 2019
Charles Barkley "Took a ball and a country from him"
😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/0UpxbeZvwm
Of course the guy has an identical twin who is also a lieutenant colonel and works for the NSC. It would be less ridiculous if he didn't, so by the iron law of 2019, he must https://t.co/sqReo4sniP— Pinboard (@Pinboard) November 1, 2019
every publication now outside of established old publications will be a terrified 22 year old cancelling Coming To America so people hate click on it, Bleacher Report slideshow lists, and videos about gold food. the established old brands will run variations on these— looking for CoD teammates on Raya (@ByYourLogic) October 31, 2019
The MCU is like if they started making new Simpsons episodes, but they couldn't legally use Bart, so the first movie was about Lenny and then it became the most successful franchise on Earth, and now kids mostly know Bart as Lenny's sidekick.— Daniel Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) November 1, 2019
Ten years ago, the women of BlackBook Magazine came dressed as their schlubby male counterparts. Most perfect was @willapaskin dressed as @chrismohney. But really, all of our shitty, cliche essences were captured. A beautiful, epic own, documented forever. https://t.co/9XAyufbsJX— foster kamer. (@weareyourfek) October 31, 2019
A stunt I never got to pull off but really wanted to was have the Onion News Network writers sign up to do a live panel Q&A, but have bodybuilders show up in our place and say they’re us, and we’d feed them answers through hidden earpieces— Alex Blechman (@AlexBlechman) October 30, 2019
Keep YOUR sheep's fleece in tip-top condition with Cat™. pic.twitter.com/LLv6J3ZcKp— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) October 31, 2019
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Saturday, August 24, 2019
Ten funny tweets
ONE DAY until the leashes come off for #ESPNDogDay 🐶 pic.twitter.com/vkBllinS74— ESPN (@espn) August 23, 2019
I'm old enough to remember a time when you kind of had to think for a bit to come up with a plausible geopolitical scenario that would result a third World War.— Adam Liaw (@adamliaw) August 21, 2019
ugh that’s my favorite metal band pic.twitter.com/KiQm06MT6g— conor (@UglyBoyBigLoser) August 20, 2019
German shopping malls are the future. pic.twitter.com/LD4EKh4BMW— Darran Anderson (@Oniropolis) August 21, 2019
omg it worked pic.twitter.com/u4OeNcvSPS— abdul 🤠🌌 (@Advil) August 20, 2019
I have just put a donut filled with English mustard in the fridge— Tim (@forwardnotback) August 21, 2019
Now we wait for the donut thief ...
This will be a thread dedicated to the college sweatshirts Ted Knight wore on the television show Too Close For Comfort.— words (@wordsbig80s) August 22, 2019
PSA: Rob Lowe’s sons dragging him on Instagram is a great way to entertain yourself when you’re awake in the wee hours. pic.twitter.com/kTPJPgKZtt— Marianne Elliott (@zenpeacekeeper) August 21, 2019
😂 and these. Ok gonna stop now. pic.twitter.com/Wc8yabrvaH— Kate Thomas (@kateisathomas) August 22, 2019
big boy pic.twitter.com/mlW1vytduC— dumb lefty cricket slut (@iggigg) August 22, 2019
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Wednesday, July 24, 2019
"How did Trump end up in front of a presidential seal doctored to include" golf clubs and a two-headed eagle?
Trump took the stage and soaked in the raucous cheers from hundreds of young supporters packed inside the Marriott Marquis in Washington.At the extreme opposite end of the spectrum:
Charlie Kirk, Turning Point’s outspoken founder and executive director, was on his left. But the image on the screen to Trump’s right — captured in dozens of photos and videos from the event — is less familiar.
...
The eagle has two heads instead of one — a symbol historically tied to empire and dominance. It closely resembles the bird on the Russian coat of arms and also appears on the flags of Serbia, Albania and Montenegro. Its left talons, rather than clasping 13 arrows, appear to clutch a set of golf clubs.
...
“It was a last-minute A/V mistake — and I can’t figure out where the breakdown was — but it was a last minute throw-up, and that’s all it was,” he said. “I can’t figure out who did it yet.”
...
An online search for the same image yielded no matching results.
Posing for the camera with a presidential candidate used to be a perk generally reserved for wealthy donors. At Senator Elizabeth Warren’s events, all it costs is passing some time in a well-organized selfie* line.
At a recent event in Lansing, a small army of campaign staff members — working like a factory assembly line that hums along — helped usher voters through their encounter with Ms. Warren in eight key steps.
Monday, July 22, 2019
Ten funny tweets
caught my dog on the house camera being a total drama queen— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) July 19, 2019
(Claire Wolstenholme FB) pic.twitter.com/VbX32PwDT1
See, what I don't understand about the Hawkeye and Black Widow scene in Endgame is why didn't they BOTH just eat the Nightlock berries at the same time so that Red Skull would have had to stop the game?— Andrew Hull (@atriaventrica) July 19, 2019
A round of applause, please. pic.twitter.com/XdfumVjSJ9— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) July 20, 2019
Saw this online yesterday and it’s true...— Craig Blundell (@craigblundell) July 19, 2019
Once you see “Roland Rat” in the Ford’s steering wheel you can’t unsee... pic.twitter.com/oxiOEG3Uea
If you need to get out of a minor social situation with people who don’t know you, probably the best thing to say is “well, I’ve got a class to teach.” It might also work with people who know you, but I’m afraid to try— Face (@Arr) July 19, 2019
I wonder how many of the current Democratic field are just holding on so they don't have to quit before Williamson— Pinboard (@Pinboard) July 19, 2019
extremely into all of the cats jokes. twitter is fun again today. gonna really miss this when we all go back to retweeting some racist college kid tomorrow— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) July 18, 2019
i love the idea of people being hungry for ingrid bergman gossip pic.twitter.com/oIJCQPTXAO— k austin collins (@melvillmatic) July 19, 2019
Sprinklemoose Two: The Re-Sprinkling. pic.twitter.com/E8FFl43Ixg— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) July 19, 2019
Two dogs viciously attack kitten! pic.twitter.com/A8u38qYi8A— Good doggos (@DoggoDating) July 18, 2019
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Thursday, June 27, 2019
Penn & Teller new software is a "hilariously cruel VR experience"
TNW:
Basically you’ll watch a “backstage” tutorial for each bit, given by Penn & Teller themselves, that explains how the tricks work. They teach you the setup, explain what your victim will see (they’ll be the ones wearing the headset), and tell you how to exploit their perceptions using VR as a misdirection tool for your real world shenanigans.
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This title isn’t for the faint of heart. While some of the bits are rather tame – including a single-player one that just has you watch Penn & Teller perform the cup and balls tricks – others are terrifying.
Wednesday, April 3, 2019
Ten funny tweets
y’all stop attacking me! here are the toes: pic.twitter.com/E8ZDJFBU9e— Manmit. D (@Manmitkd) March 30, 2019
Pretty sure nobody will be planning on stealing Lithuania’s Declaration of Independence anytime soon. pic.twitter.com/ZN3LE3mkgU— Daniel Holland (@DannyDutch) March 31, 2019
A prank is a joke minus the funny part.— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) April 1, 2019
my coworkers replaced all my possessions with miniatures!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/PxMIYljoUs— Alanna Okun (@alanna) April 8, 2016
This is what my wife saw when she opened the fridge this morning. I'm pretty great at April Fools, y'all. pic.twitter.com/uqDqF4UQPB— Jadzia Axelrod (@planetx) April 1, 2019
What do you do when every other team has municipal/state flag motifs for their #NFLDraft caps and you're in home-city purgatory?— Michael (@MichaelNotMikey) April 2, 2019
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!@UniWatch @Raiders pic.twitter.com/rKQXAZewZ1
True story: Cavs cheerleader came up to me during ‘96 Knicks game. Said, “Are you Mike Wise from The NY Times? OMG, I read everything you write.” I went to talk to her after game and she blew me off. I walked into locker room. Patrick Ewing looked up and smiled: “April Fools.”— Mike Wise (@MikeWiseguy) April 2, 2019
i stay not drinking enough water to maintain the possibility that “drink more water” will fix all my problems— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 2, 2019
twitter dot com pic.twitter.com/7OYXR6RmOY— Jane (@Whooping_Jane) April 2, 2019
Trying to buy #AvengersEndgame tickets got me like... pic.twitter.com/zRDdRjrFux— Douglas Wesley (@DougWintemberg) April 2, 2019
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Tuesday, April 2, 2019
Ten funny tweets
This is what my wife saw when she opened the fridge this morning. I'm pretty great at April Fools, y'all. pic.twitter.com/uqDqF4UQPB— Jadzia Axelrod (@planetx) April 1, 2019
Never a dull moment in the field #bloopers 🤷🏻♀️😂@ABC7 @abc7coleen @abc7davidono pic.twitter.com/aaDJL3WMGW— Veronica Miracle (@ABC7Veronica) April 3, 2019
Ah yes, another classic JFK quote pic.twitter.com/QrhOcpbLRG— noot noot 🐧 (@afrendlypingu) March 29, 2019
Sweet Lord, I hadn't seen this until today. Al Pacino's attempt at an English accent. I mean, bloody hell. pic.twitter.com/ekXWMh0smn— Andy (@alreadytaken74) March 31, 2019
Why am i laughing at Tom Hollands Photoshot 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/unDrg4vv7V— ⚡️ℒɐızʎ 🐍 (@laizyboy04) March 30, 2019
But I only discovered tonight that the question & answer portion of the page is even better pic.twitter.com/gwrZugW4Z7— Jia Tolentino (@jiatolentino) April 1, 2019
Without Riker on board, the Enterprise D would just be the Enterprise.— JewelKnightJess (@JewelKnightJess) March 31, 2019
If it carries on like this, it'll be easier for the remaining 27 to leave the EU and leave just the UK in it.— Just A Pilgrim (@benBecalel) November 16, 2018
i have been cackling in my bed for the past five minutes because of how this lil pup sleeps pic.twitter.com/CBQmy0iozW— kay (@kayjanellle) March 28, 2019
Existed. I mean, his Bassett side is in his legs and his lab side in his face.— Shannon Dingle (@ShannonDingle) March 31, 2019
His name is Napoleon, of course. pic.twitter.com/6AGAZHJdFf
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Monday, April 1, 2019
NIN Strobe Light
Ten years ago today, @nineinchnails won #AprilFoolsDay with a fake album announcement containing a ridiculous set list (and absurd album art I made). The joke is so beloved by fans that today someone has released Strobe Light as a full-length mashup album: https://t.co/FcjWC74lyp pic.twitter.com/POiZ2Se1dA— Rob Sheridan (@rob_sheridan) April 1, 2019
*Previously: Captain Marvel x NIN limited edition tee.