Been there, buddy. Not as bad as this, but been there. Stay strong. pic.twitter.com/vfgSYonX8m— Barstool Sports (@barstooltweetss) March 21, 2019
Stop making new flavors of Diet Coke. The original flavor, chemicals, is already perfect.— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) March 21, 2019
Paul Bunyan has gotta be one of the shittiest myths of all time. A 20 foot tall man is good at logging??? Who cares!— pierre menard (@PierreMenard) August 18, 2017
[me as a knight]— Ygrene (@Ygrene) February 11, 2018
Me: squire, young squire…do you have the time?
Squire: sir by the judge of the sun, it is 3pm
Me: wrong squire, it is (shutting visor) knight time
Ducks on the roof pic.twitter.com/vLFk9L8Xtr— Gaml .y (@m_yosry2012) March 17, 2019
Arnold Schwarzenegger's TikTok is sublime pic.twitter.com/7rjZR1gNYO— Toenails (@joetoenails) March 22, 2019
THIS JUST HAPPENED LIVE!!! pic.twitter.com/vEYfjtTo7S— Valerie Breiman (@ValerieBreiman) March 22, 2019
my coworker saw a crow carrying off a dead rat and realized it was probably poisoned so she clapped her hands until he dropped it and picked it up and threw it in the dumpster but the crow got super mad so long story short that's why i'm making oatmeal for a crow now— sweet cicely 🌱 (@spindlypete) March 22, 2019
What was my favorite “reaction gif” as a child? Oh Timmy no. When I was your age we had to respond in person, immediately, and we had only three choices— tiny violin, slow clap or jerk off motion. That’s it. 3 choices. You made the call and you made it fast.— Sarah Guzzardo (@MsSarahGuzzardo) March 22, 2019
Wow tik tok is a GIFT 😍 pic.twitter.com/GSsyM5EWXW— Jemima Skelley (@jemimaskelley) March 20, 2019
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