"Bayt al Azif #2: A magazine for Cthulhu Mythos roleplaying games"

Cover by Jensine Eckwall, available here.

Ten funny tweets

This is how I want to be displayed at my funeral pic.twitter.com/WmtR4HzvEB

— Brady Barnhart (@itsmeBradyB) March 4, 2019

Looks like the Turkey Cartel tried to put a hit on this guy pic.twitter.com/LUY7x1BTBD

— YP🦈 (@YoungPageviews) March 6, 2019

36. sprinkling joy pic.twitter.com/2qO3NjyrUj

— Your🐧Friend🐥Thaum! (@ThaumPenguin) March 3, 2019

me on ellen

ellen: so i heard you love the great old ones

me: yeah

(the studio trembles as it is approached by forms we cannot comprehend)

me: o m g ellen you didn’t

— ♛ Lina Claire ♛ (@UnifierLyone) March 4, 2019

I didn’t vet this so salt well, but I’m told an autograph collector presented a SHATTERHAND logo to Barbara Broccoli for signing, and she wrote this. #Bond25 pic.twitter.com/JPEzn8kXmT

— Phil Nobile Jr. (@PhilNobileJr) March 4, 2019

pic.twitter.com/T03wvtxykO

— Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) March 4, 2019

Lakers’ season in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/iICESwTnWF

— GlassHalfFultz (@pickuphoop) March 3, 2019

i stared into the abyss and the abyss told me it wasnt looking for anything serious rn

— jaboukie (@jaboukie) March 4, 2019

I would like to be Ratatouilled. where's the rat who's good at my job

— crân-buri-ghân (@bromanconsul) March 5, 2019

got her nails did and now she don’t know how to act pic.twitter.com/zSwoDUT0bI

— virgin who cant drive (@_littlenest) March 3, 2019

*More funny tweets.

Link roundup

1. "Transform Your Leftover Turkey Into Crispy, Juicy Carnitas"

2. Guy Davis:

A recent episode of this years Simpsons (“Halloween of Horror” Season 27 Ep 4) had the Cthulhu I designed from Guillermo del Toro’s Treehouse of Horror XXIV

3. "Did you watch Magic Mike XXL and think, Hmm, whatever happened to Alex Pettyfer"

Pettyfer ended up renting an apartment in New York through Tatum's friend. He left after four months due to an allergic reaction, but says he forgot to pay rent ..."I all of a sudden got a very negative email from Channing, rightfully so, saying, 'Don't fuck my friends. You owe money. Pay the fucking money. Don't be a clown,'" probably in all caps. Pettyfer didn't take it well and, out of spite, refused to pay the rent

4. A detailed discussion regarding whether Football and the mirror world were real or all in BMO's head.

Link roundup

1. "If you’ve seen Spectre, it should already be obvious to you that the James Bond franchise is a spinoff, taking place entirely within HP Lovecraft’s Cthulhu mythos."

2. "The United States Soccer Federation unveiled a series of safety initiatives [that] will prohibit players age 10 and younger from heading the ball and will reduce headers in practice for those from age 11 to 13."

3. "The direct act of heading the ball isn’t necessarily a problem. The study found that only 4.7% of boys’ concussions and 8.2% of girls’ concussions were due to head contact with the ball. But overall 30.6% of boys’ concussions and 25.3% of girls’ concussions occurred on headers, mostly from banging heads with another player, but also from hitting the turf."

4. Probe droid in the crowd to see The Emperor. Also, Knights of Ren.

Mugs

BeastWreck mugs.

Tentacled Lovecraft bust

Lovecraft bust by Lee Joyner going on sale shortly.  Via.