You think you're extremely online and then you learn Sesame Street had a detective named "Colambo" thirty years ago

Wiki:

He shares Columbo's "One more question" mannerism and often talks about his never-seen wife. 

 

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Good Big Bird poster from the 1980 Portland symphony

Unable to stop looking at or thinking about this 1980 Portland symphony orchestra poster featuring Big Bird pic.twitter.com/rZD81RsJro

— shan horan 🎷 🐛 (@shanhorandraws) January 21, 2024

(FWIW, when it was posted on a blog in 2012, a commenter said "Hello John from the Portland Symphony! This is an amazing image! We at the office have never seen this before.")

Cake decorator misreads "Elmo" as "Emo" and makes magic

She tells the story in this Tiktok as she decorates an unrelated cake:

Last week, a lady DMed me and asked me if I can make an emo cake, and I was thinking Yes, of course. I love emo and I love goth.

...

I thought I was a little bit weird because I don’t know an emo four-year-old, but I was thinking, I was trying to reason with myself, maybe she just likes Wednesday or something like that.   

@brinnicakes I can’t believe myself #fyp #cakedecorating #shawnmendes #haileybieber #selenagomez #sattire #lalalala #baking #smallbusiness #lying #reddit #aita #storytime ♬ original sound - Brinni Cakes

Realizing how great the story was, she then made a new and improved Emo Elmo Cake:

The Electric Company - Poison

The Electric Company - Poison
1973 / United States
☠️sound on☠️ pic.twitter.com/2HA1QvbgrK

— psychotronica (@psychotronica_) December 13, 2022

The lost Wicked Witch episode of Sesame Street from 1976 has been uploaded to Reddit

In the episode, the Wicked Witch drops her broom on Sesame Street, and terrorizes the populace until eventually reclaiming it after disguising herself as a seemingly normal woman. At one point, Big Bird arms himself with a baseball bat and hockey stick to defend the store. Two summmaries say the episode was pulled after one airing because of complaints it was too frightening. But probably the better reason to have pulled it was because the shapeshifting scene suggested normal old women should be feared.

Check out the dimensions of this Attack on Titan collection; Tiktoker discovers her apartment connects to the mirror dimension; A wide-ranging interview about working on Sesame Street and being gay in the 80's

Kodansha’s Titan-sized Attack on Titan collection is coming to eat us all https://t.co/SZGr9OYPuq pic.twitter.com/ygYlOTQNAy

— Caleb Goellner (@calebandrew) March 4, 2021

LOOK AT WHAT SHE FOUND IN HER NYC APARTMENT pic.twitter.com/gmU3w5jRxU

— Chey the Shooter (@CheyMillz) March 4, 2021

WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK pic.twitter.com/J4UdHAWCIz

— Chey the Shooter (@CheyMillz) March 4, 2021

(Parts 3 and 4 here.)

source:https://t.co/kLC23RdBNW

— yiling theytriarch (2.0) (@wuji_mp3) March 3, 2021

Ten funny tweets

Cinderella 3 is definitely one of the better and entertaining sequels for various reasons but mostly because they made Prince Charming do shit like this pic.twitter.com/WRF8nOqCu9

— CommissionModeWuffinarts (@WuffinArts) July 29, 2019

why else would you send your children to boarding school in Switzerland if not so that they can form valuable connections with 400 year old vampires https://t.co/DFzIhxjNAJ

— flglmn (@flglmn) July 29, 2019

5000 videos on youtube about every superhero reboot but none about the bert's twin brother bart reboot smh pic.twitter.com/dphxnXJeB1

— D🌑CFUTURE (@topherflorence) July 30, 2019

The walls were pretty close to the car and had a little graffiti on them, but nothing else. When we got to the end of the ride and were like "WHAT?" the teenager running it went "I know."

— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) July 29, 2019

This is an ad for Diesel in Berlin pic.twitter.com/UENNmQpHYW

— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) July 29, 2019

our boy is still out there. stay safe 🙏https://t.co/BzTnVPSQlI

— will partin ⏳ (@william_partin) July 31, 2019

That time Christopher Nolan gave David Bowie one of the great movie character entrances pic.twitter.com/DhDN6oiqWv

— Tom Reagan’s Hat (@andymannion77) July 30, 2019

STEVE BANNON:
Now I’ll list the races from most to least important.

JOURNALIST:
Awful. Go on.

— James Colley (@JamColley) September 3, 2018

I’m fond of story that when a colleague had a baby she wrote in the card ‘Congratulations, we all knew you had it in you.’

— 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑 (@StarCur1) July 31, 2019

why do we even have that lever https://t.co/ukyPStnyJq

— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) July 31, 2019

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"A collection of bongs worth half a million dollars"

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A post shared by Rob Morrison (@rmorrisonglass) on Dec 20, 2014 at 2:52pm PST

Buzzfeed says marijuana sellers can't deposit their earnings in banks, so instead, they buy and sell bongs "worth tens of thousands of dollars each."

3d-printable Sesame Street figures.