Dracula's Thanksgiving (Thanksgiving roundup)

happy Thanksgiving from this old one

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— LEE GATLIN (@neilaglet.bsky.social) November 28, 2024 at 7:05 AM

since we're talking about pies- one of my favorite internet traditions is r/costco every year, without fail, featuring multiple top-of-page posts of people completely agog at the scale of the costco pumpkin pie display. it must feel like walking onto a sherman tank factory floor in 1944

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— lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM

My niece is drawing everyone's picture, one by one revealing our deepest insecurities like a she's in a Stephen King book

— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) November 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM

gif is missing the definite article. check their location! pic.twitter.com/O8EbGMuh1f

— csz (@cszabla) November 27, 2025

Still up when I looked

1930s Macy's Day Parade balloon designed by Tony Sarg.

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— Vincent Alexander (@nonsenseisland.bsky.social) November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM

Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird

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— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) December 25, 2024 at 9:45 AM

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— Phineas (@phineas.bsky.social) November 27, 2025 at 6:18 AM

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— Star Trek Minus Context (@nocontexttrek1.bsky.social) November 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM

A Thanksgiving tradition

Jerry World being engulfed by the sun pic.twitter.com/JK8clTZ9My

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) November 27, 2025

thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle

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— Brian Grubb (@briancgrubb.bsky.social) November 27, 2025 at 8:06 AM

Get you a relationship as secure as Geoffrey’s sunglasses #MacysParade pic.twitter.com/1gfOk8lXBG

— SΞAN (@Seanlofficial) November 27, 2025

(This)

I cannot stop laughing at this

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) November 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM

(This, too)

Al Roker gives a girl a golden ticket to see the Rockettes. Her response: “I did that yesterday.” pic.twitter.com/2dea2cnp67

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 27, 2025

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— Bryan Fischer (@bryandfischer.bsky.social) November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM

(Madden (if he didn't know what mirliton was) would have been delighted to discover something knew, and would have made it the star of the show) (also, I'd like to see what freak food nonsense Brady gets up)

Kurn shares a turkey; Ouroboros pie crust; Thanksgiving is for labor

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— Star Trek Minus Context (@NoContextTrek) November 24, 2022

On this Thanksgiving, please give thonks for your bleffings

#HappyThanksgiving to you and yours. Make sure you're doing it right today, like these people. pic.twitter.com/SWoq5LpDFk

— Ryan McGee (@ESPNMcGee) November 26, 2020

thonks pic.twitter.com/Hpn8Rkwk19

— Angie "Stovetop Stuffing” Webster (@LibraryTech415) November 22, 2020

Thankful & Bleffed pic.twitter.com/pfHI83cyTS

— ScrabbleAl (@scrabbleal) November 23, 2020

Find someone who loves you the way Vernon Davis loves sweet potato yams pic.twitter.com/jnJ3MEeqZH

— CJ Fogler #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) November 24, 2017

Rising phoenix-like, the Challurkey returns! pic.twitter.com/XzZaqMpgCI

— Joshua H. Pollack (@Joshua_Pollack) November 25, 2020

🥺 pic.twitter.com/dO5DlkdqXi

— stuffy (@glossmini) November 25, 2020

2020-has been quite the year. pic.twitter.com/dMXtQVjbOl

— The Science Vortex (@Thesciencevort1) November 25, 2020

“Staff from animal services used ground nets, net guns, robotic turkey calls, and an umbrella painted to resemble a male turkey, all without success. By June, more than 20 volunteers had tried and failed to capture him.” https://t.co/N2IHoyIhGQ

— Julia Carrie Wong (@juliacarriew) November 26, 2020

Ten funny tweets

People know that raccoons are smart, but this guy (who we thought might be dying) got out of a locked cage, that was inside another locked cage and mockingly tapped on the internal window of the van being driven at 30mph. That's how you give an ACO the willies. pic.twitter.com/xdnuU0aAYa

— Officer Edith (@OfficerEdith) November 24, 2019

"Don't fall down" pic.twitter.com/q5YUTnccl1

— Olly Gibbs (@ollyog) November 22, 2019

These numbers are almost as awesome as this name https://t.co/xqFvlsV6Ho

— Pinboard (@Pinboard) November 24, 2019

Lizzo arrives on the #AMAs red carpet with the best and tiniest purse pic.twitter.com/nYWrj2CWWN

— MTV NEWS (@MTVNEWS) November 24, 2019

Jeff Bezos giving money to charity https://t.co/1x6dPrxNPn

— Mozelle Bastiste Delacroix (@ILiveinAsia_) November 25, 2019

Thanksgiving in NYC is truly something else. pic.twitter.com/GbCURbZF4l

— Kalhan Rosenblatt (@KalhanR) November 25, 2019

omfg pic.twitter.com/eEyqqcL2tV

— AsapSCIENCE (@AsapSCIENCE) November 25, 2019

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a Compositor to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “we can fix it in post" helps

— Colin Campbell (@CcampFx) November 26, 2019

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a cinematographer to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “moody lighting" helps

— Jackson Hayes (@jacksonhvisuals) November 26, 2019

My dog Romeo got in trouble for going outside and getting dirty after a bath. He is soooo dramatic he starts crying pic.twitter.com/zXLQbt7B7k

— Brittany Aledo (@bbwoodz_) November 25, 2019

NEW RECORD on the treadmill! Just over 9 minute session; and not all of those minutes were spent squishing my face on the glass pleading for it to end.. some, but not all. #stillhungry pic.twitter.com/HfH5p56ucx

— Cinderblock The Cat (@Cinderblockcat) November 26, 2019

*More funny posts.

A good Thanksgiving tiktok

My new favorite Tik Tok genre is parents trying to fry turkeys and yelling at their kids to get out of the way. pic.twitter.com/FUOVs58SIK

— Alex Berg (@itsalexberg) November 27, 2019

Ten funny tweets

.@drewmagary my bro is tailgating at the bills game and said when this uhaul pulled up 14 people got out. Can we dub this the buffalo limousine? pic.twitter.com/aFiymfmldw

— Gordon Lamb (@GordonDFS) November 25, 2018

FREE THIS MAN pic.twitter.com/ZzD90HbYpk

— Molly (@Molly_Kats) November 24, 2018

"I was a young man and I was in fabulous shape, and so I had them design a costume so you could see the pecs and the legs and all of that. I *wanted* that. In a lot of the cartoons, Skeletor is undressed." —Frank Langella

— Angus Johnston (@studentactivism) November 24, 2018

When you double major in drama and pre-med pic.twitter.com/LMye9Rd1sn

— Danielle Separtridge in a pear tree (@ellesep) November 24, 2018

Sign Of The Day at Ohio Stadium pic.twitter.com/lphRxTHq6e

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) November 24, 2018

Taken from a friend: "Tiny wizard enchants a mop and it becomes best fren." pic.twitter.com/0KkKVx8RTD

— your very own monica bellucci dream (@DJCPI) November 23, 2018

wow mood pic.twitter.com/lGtqrPCU3q

— Gavia Baker-Whitelaw (@Hello_Tailor) November 23, 2018

this is the scariest thing i’ve ever seen on letterboxd pic.twitter.com/HP96oRjZxE

— flo ¨̮ (@astralbarnes) November 25, 2018

wow I just watched that new lion king trailer and I completely misunderstood what live action meant because I kept waiting for beyonce to appear in a lion costume

— anaïs e-m (@anaees) November 24, 2018

Hostess ads in the 70's pulled NO PUNCHES pic.twitter.com/DG0vtGLw8L

— hulk bot @ CHAMPIONS 2019🎉 (@hulknaps) November 25, 2018

Ten funny tweets

Hawaii volcano cracks big smile before erupting https://t.co/WKr7jwJmXf #WhatsTrendingTODAY pic.twitter.com/cm563Rjy1c

— TODAY (@TODAYshow) August 1, 2016

If you are going Black Friday shopping, please be considerate and turn your phone horizontally before recording fights. Kthanks

— Ciroc Obama (@Ayo_Trev) November 19, 2018

This is gold😂😂 pic.twitter.com/4eZrUQaYbx

— . (@ImNathanBennett) November 19, 2018

Weird side effect of Honda’s “Grinch” takeover- all their old serious tweets are currently from The Grinch. pic.twitter.com/dF4YZV0BIE

— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) November 20, 2018

Guess the tech bubble burst pic.twitter.com/UpAjM2BpMy

— Ed Jefferson (@edjeff) November 19, 2018

If my grandmother had wheels pic.twitter.com/tGpXx8Jl7Q

— drama lama (@pondgitsune) November 16, 2018

White House Briefing Room pic.twitter.com/zoovCAHEOi

— Jérôme Cartillier (@jcartillier) November 20, 2018

Everyone: 2016 could not possibly get worse
Me: *dies in a car crash while my Uber driver is literally DJing* pic.twitter.com/bapZrGhLzP

— Alex Naidus (@hotdoorknobs) December 17, 2016

try LairBnB

— iucounu (@iucounu) November 20, 2018

A millennial savings account is just a twitter account with 10k followers just in case you need to crowdfund for medical bills

— alyssa (@alyssakeiko) November 20, 2018

Ten funny tweets

This is a cockatoo eating pizza on the roof pic.twitter.com/nRWhghOaxT

— Paige Burton (@Paige_Burton) November 17, 2018

some drunk kid just asked me if my name was short for “menorah”

— nora (@noralltogether) November 19, 2018

Such a perfect related reading link inserted into Bloomberg's story on the Nissan-Renault chief being busted for tax fraud and various other white collar misconduct https://t.co/ad5CAoAWq6 pic.twitter.com/m4iIfuJjOb

— Tom Gara (@tomgara) November 19, 2018

I told dad we didn’t have any red wine for dinner and he told me to put some food coloring in white wine. I’ve never been more ashamed.

— Sarah (@chekov18) November 18, 2018

Pre tenure, post tenure. https://t.co/DbfMEavrqk

— The Dr. Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd) November 18, 2018

*gets hit by a car*

passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?”

me: “Please... I need my... phone”

*opens Twitter*

me: “LMFAOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

— gym leader khy 👲🏽 (@itsKhyamii) November 18, 2018

That’s exactly how a home robot that WOULD destroy humanity would describe itself. https://t.co/YUrcbXIqwi

— Paul Lang (@rudemrlang) November 18, 2018

There were some construction workers standing over a hole in the sidewalk with a ladder going down into it so I asked "what's in the hole" and this man looked me dead in the eyes and said "power" and walked away like that was enough of an explanation

— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) November 19, 2018

...and I was never asked to host Thanksgiving ever again. #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingWeek #Holiday #Horror #Cthulhu #amwriting #ChristmasCountdown #writerslife #hostess #dinner #surprise pic.twitter.com/mniCJ2gTnG

— Autumn Faraday (@AutumnFaraday) November 19, 2018

Just a word of advice, this book is NOT about what you want it to be about. pic.twitter.com/TuH9G7LzqD

— Barry Petchesky (@barry) November 20, 2018

Ten funny tweets

#TBT | @PTI goes back to college tomorrow when @RealMikeWilbon and Tony Kornheiser host their show from the new Welsh-Ryan Arena.

This should be fun. pic.twitter.com/GD1Y4Z6zG0

— NU Men's Basketball (@NUMensBball) November 15, 2018

“ShrimpTails is a must-have magazine, helping you to remain up-to-date with the latest developments and trends in shrimp production, export, import and consumption.” (via @kelleysmcgill)https://t.co/Bfwzm8x6gE pic.twitter.com/EZmbRNn08G

— Tim Hwang (@timhwang) November 15, 2018

Charlotte meteorologist, who wears what Cam wears to his press conferences, takes it to the next level. https://t.co/a1lrQfMTIT

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) November 15, 2018

I don’t know who made this but I heavily identify with it pic.twitter.com/jlvTE6954T

— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) November 15, 2018

my superhero friends never let me be the head of our giant robot because I refuse to stop kissing airplanes

— robotic crab (beep) (@roboticcrab) November 16, 2018

I asked my mom how to cook a turkey in the microwave.. pic.twitter.com/s0XRuzbgmL

— Dorothy Scales (@DorothyScales2) November 15, 2018

miss the days when you could spend a few happy moments gazing at a pair of expensive flats you were never ever going to buy, sigh regretfully, and then eventually forget them and be happy again, instead of having them follow you around the internet for the rest of your life

— Nicole Chung (@nicole_soojung) November 16, 2018

“See, this is the color I want” https://t.co/mmuKQSZo1f

— ant-honey (@aanthonyy07) November 14, 2018

this is incredible pic.twitter.com/znPTliZpEv

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 16, 2018

Me at the bar vs. Me at work pic.twitter.com/lIJioemEkq

— Barstool Sports (@barstooltweetss) November 16, 2018

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