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Showing posts with label thanksgiving. Show all posts
Showing posts with label thanksgiving. Show all posts
Thursday, November 24, 2022
Thursday, November 26, 2020
On this Thanksgiving, please give thonks for your bleffings
#HappyThanksgiving to you and yours. Make sure you're doing it right today, like these people. pic.twitter.com/SWoq5LpDFk
— Ryan McGee (@ESPNMcGee) November 26, 2020
thonks pic.twitter.com/Hpn8Rkwk19
— Angie "Stovetop Stuffing” Webster (@LibraryTech415) November 22, 2020
Thankful & Bleffed pic.twitter.com/pfHI83cyTS
— ScrabbleAl (@scrabbleal) November 23, 2020
Find someone who loves you the way Vernon Davis loves sweet potato yams pic.twitter.com/jnJ3MEeqZH
— CJ Fogler #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) November 24, 2017
Rising phoenix-like, the Challurkey returns! pic.twitter.com/XzZaqMpgCI
— Joshua H. Pollack (@Joshua_Pollack) November 25, 2020
— stuffy (@glossmini) November 25, 2020
2020-has been quite the year. pic.twitter.com/dMXtQVjbOl
— The Science Vortex (@Thesciencevort1) November 25, 2020
“Staff from animal services used ground nets, net guns, robotic turkey calls, and an umbrella painted to resemble a male turkey, all without success. By June, more than 20 volunteers had tried and failed to capture him.” https://t.co/N2IHoyIhGQ
— Julia Carrie Wong (@juliacarriew) November 26, 2020
Thursday, November 28, 2019
Ten funny tweets
People know that raccoons are smart, but this guy (who we thought might be dying) got out of a locked cage, that was inside another locked cage and mockingly tapped on the internal window of the van being driven at 30mph. That's how you give an ACO the willies. pic.twitter.com/xdnuU0aAYa— Officer Edith (@OfficerEdith) November 24, 2019
"Don't fall down" pic.twitter.com/q5YUTnccl1— Olly Gibbs (@ollyog) November 22, 2019
These numbers are almost as awesome as this name https://t.co/xqFvlsV6Ho— Pinboard (@Pinboard) November 24, 2019
Lizzo arrives on the #AMAs red carpet with the best and tiniest purse pic.twitter.com/nYWrj2CWWN— MTV NEWS (@MTVNEWS) November 24, 2019
Jeff Bezos giving money to charity https://t.co/1x6dPrxNPn— Mozelle Bastiste Delacroix (@ILiveinAsia_) November 25, 2019
Thanksgiving in NYC is truly something else. pic.twitter.com/GbCURbZF4l— Kalhan Rosenblatt (@KalhanR) November 25, 2019
— AsapSCIENCE (@AsapSCIENCE) November 25, 2019
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?— Colin Campbell (@CcampFx) November 26, 2019
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a Compositor to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go and see if “we can fix it in post" helps
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?— Jackson Hayes (@jacksonhvisuals) November 26, 2019
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a cinematographer to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go and see if “moody lighting" helps
My dog Romeo got in trouble for going outside and getting dirty after a bath. He is soooo dramatic he starts crying pic.twitter.com/zXLQbt7B7k— Brittany Aledo (@bbwoodz_) November 25, 2019
NEW RECORD on the treadmill! Just over 9 minute session; and not all of those minutes were spent squishing my face on the glass pleading for it to end.. some, but not all. #stillhungry pic.twitter.com/HfH5p56ucx— Cinderblock The Cat (@Cinderblockcat) November 26, 2019
*More funny posts.
Wednesday, November 27, 2019
A good Thanksgiving tiktok
My new favorite Tik Tok genre is parents trying to fry turkeys and yelling at their kids to get out of the way. pic.twitter.com/FUOVs58SIK— Alex Berg (@itsalexberg) November 27, 2019
Sunday, November 25, 2018
Ten funny tweets
.@drewmagary my bro is tailgating at the bills game and said when this uhaul pulled up 14 people got out. Can we dub this the buffalo limousine? pic.twitter.com/aFiymfmldw— Gordon Lamb (@GordonDFS) November 25, 2018
FREE THIS MAN pic.twitter.com/ZzD90HbYpk— Molly (@Molly_Kats) November 24, 2018
"I was a young man and I was in fabulous shape, and so I had them design a costume so you could see the pecs and the legs and all of that. I *wanted* that. In a lot of the cartoons, Skeletor is undressed." —Frank Langella— Angus Johnston (@studentactivism) November 24, 2018
When you double major in drama and pre-med pic.twitter.com/LMye9Rd1sn— Danielle Separtridge in a pear tree (@ellesep) November 24, 2018
Sign Of The Day at Ohio Stadium pic.twitter.com/lphRxTHq6e— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) November 24, 2018
Taken from a friend: "Tiny wizard enchants a mop and it becomes best fren." pic.twitter.com/0KkKVx8RTD— your very own monica bellucci dream (@DJCPI) November 23, 2018
wow mood pic.twitter.com/lGtqrPCU3q— Gavia Baker-Whitelaw (@Hello_Tailor) November 23, 2018
this is the scariest thing i’ve ever seen on letterboxd pic.twitter.com/HP96oRjZxE— flo ¨̮ (@astralbarnes) November 25, 2018
wow I just watched that new lion king trailer and I completely misunderstood what live action meant because I kept waiting for beyonce to appear in a lion costume— anaïs e-m (@anaees) November 24, 2018
Hostess ads in the 70's pulled NO PUNCHES pic.twitter.com/DG0vtGLw8L— hulk bot @ CHAMPIONS 2019🎉 (@hulknaps) November 25, 2018
Wednesday, November 21, 2018
Ten funny tweets
Hawaii volcano cracks big smile before erupting https://t.co/WKr7jwJmXf #WhatsTrendingTODAY pic.twitter.com/cm563Rjy1c— TODAY (@TODAYshow) August 1, 2016
If you are going Black Friday shopping, please be considerate and turn your phone horizontally before recording fights. Kthanks— Ciroc Obama (@Ayo_Trev) November 19, 2018
This is gold😂😂 pic.twitter.com/4eZrUQaYbx— . (@ImNathanBennett) November 19, 2018
Weird side effect of Honda’s “Grinch” takeover- all their old serious tweets are currently from The Grinch. pic.twitter.com/dF4YZV0BIE— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) November 20, 2018
Guess the tech bubble burst pic.twitter.com/UpAjM2BpMy— Ed Jefferson (@edjeff) November 19, 2018
If my grandmother had wheels pic.twitter.com/tGpXx8Jl7Q— drama lama (@pondgitsune) November 16, 2018
White House Briefing Room pic.twitter.com/zoovCAHEOi— Jérôme Cartillier (@jcartillier) November 20, 2018
Everyone: 2016 could not possibly get worse— Alex Naidus (@hotdoorknobs) December 17, 2016
Me: *dies in a car crash while my Uber driver is literally DJing* pic.twitter.com/bapZrGhLzP
try LairBnB— iucounu (@iucounu) November 20, 2018
A millennial savings account is just a twitter account with 10k followers just in case you need to crowdfund for medical bills— alyssa (@alyssakeiko) November 20, 2018
Tuesday, November 20, 2018
Ten funny tweets
This is a cockatoo eating pizza on the roof pic.twitter.com/nRWhghOaxT— Paige Burton (@Paige_Burton) November 17, 2018
some drunk kid just asked me if my name was short for “menorah”— nora (@noralltogether) November 19, 2018
Such a perfect related reading link inserted into Bloomberg's story on the Nissan-Renault chief being busted for tax fraud and various other white collar misconduct https://t.co/ad5CAoAWq6 pic.twitter.com/m4iIfuJjOb— Tom Gara (@tomgara) November 19, 2018
I told dad we didn’t have any red wine for dinner and he told me to put some food coloring in white wine. I’ve never been more ashamed.— Sarah (@chekov18) November 18, 2018
Pre tenure, post tenure. https://t.co/DbfMEavrqk— The Dr. Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd) November 18, 2018
*gets hit by a car*— gym leader khy 👲🏽 (@itsKhyamii) November 18, 2018
passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?”
me: “Please... I need my... phone”
*opens Twitter*
me: “LMFAOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”
That’s exactly how a home robot that WOULD destroy humanity would describe itself. https://t.co/YUrcbXIqwi— Paul Lang (@rudemrlang) November 18, 2018
There were some construction workers standing over a hole in the sidewalk with a ladder going down into it so I asked "what's in the hole" and this man looked me dead in the eyes and said "power" and walked away like that was enough of an explanation— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) November 19, 2018
...and I was never asked to host Thanksgiving ever again. #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingWeek #Holiday #Horror #Cthulhu #amwriting #ChristmasCountdown #writerslife #hostess #dinner #surprise pic.twitter.com/mniCJ2gTnG— Autumn Faraday (@AutumnFaraday) November 19, 2018
Just a word of advice, this book is NOT about what you want it to be about. pic.twitter.com/TuH9G7LzqD— Barry Petchesky (@barry) November 20, 2018
Friday, November 16, 2018
Ten funny tweets
#TBT | @PTI goes back to college tomorrow when @RealMikeWilbon and Tony Kornheiser host their show from the new Welsh-Ryan Arena.— NU Men's Basketball (@NUMensBball) November 15, 2018
This should be fun. pic.twitter.com/GD1Y4Z6zG0
“ShrimpTails is a must-have magazine, helping you to remain up-to-date with the latest developments and trends in shrimp production, export, import and consumption.” (via @kelleysmcgill)https://t.co/Bfwzm8x6gE pic.twitter.com/EZmbRNn08G— Tim Hwang (@timhwang) November 15, 2018
Charlotte meteorologist, who wears what Cam wears to his press conferences, takes it to the next level. https://t.co/a1lrQfMTIT— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) November 15, 2018
I don’t know who made this but I heavily identify with it pic.twitter.com/jlvTE6954T— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) November 15, 2018
my superhero friends never let me be the head of our giant robot because I refuse to stop kissing airplanes— robotic crab (beep) (@roboticcrab) November 16, 2018
I asked my mom how to cook a turkey in the microwave.. pic.twitter.com/s0XRuzbgmL— Dorothy Scales (@DorothyScales2) November 15, 2018
miss the days when you could spend a few happy moments gazing at a pair of expensive flats you were never ever going to buy, sigh regretfully, and then eventually forget them and be happy again, instead of having them follow you around the internet for the rest of your life— Nicole Chung (@nicole_soojung) November 16, 2018
“See, this is the color I want” https://t.co/mmuKQSZo1f— ant-honey (@aanthonyy07) November 14, 2018
this is incredible pic.twitter.com/znPTliZpEv— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 16, 2018
Me at the bar vs. Me at work pic.twitter.com/lIJioemEkq— Barstool Sports (@barstooltweetss) November 16, 2018
Sunday, November 25, 2007
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