Showing posts with label writing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label writing. Show all posts

Friday, January 19, 2024

An author shares absurdist details from his visit to Langley to speak to the CIA's creative writing group

Johannes Lichtman at The Paris Review:

I pulled up to the gate, and an aggressive police officer questioned me about why I had two badges.

“Didn’t it seem strange to you to get a second badge when you’d just got your first one?”

“I’ve never been here before,” I said. “Everything seems strange to me.”

A different cop told him to give it a rest, handed me a third badge

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When I later told Vivian about the mean cop and the nice one, she said, “They’re always doing that good cop–bad cop thing.”

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The Starbucks at Langley is the only Starbucks where baristas aren’t allowed to ask for your name.

Friday, January 5, 2024

Deranged stories about nannies in New York and the people who report them online for perceived missteps

This article is packed with enough specific anecdotes for a TV series, including one person taking an upskirt photo at the park as potential blackmail material. From the first story in the article:

Heather fired Katie. And then things took an unexpected turn. The next nanny Heather hired, Sara*, started getting confronted on the street by a group of six or seven caregivers who were loyal to her predecessor. They would call out to Caleb by name, take videos and pictures of him, and sometimes malign Heather to Sara. 

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“PLEASE REFRAIN FROM WORKING WITH THIS WOMAN,” she wrote to everyone. “SHE’S NOT FOR NANNIES, SHE’S ACTUALLY AGAINST NANNIES!!!” 

Wednesday, December 13, 2023

Thursday, December 7, 2023

New Goodreads review-bombing scandal

You can start here and spelunk through Twitter. Or this site has an overview.

Wednesday, March 8, 2023

Charming story about a 23-year-old being convinced to try getting a university degree by his 19-year-old cousin

Derek Owusu telling his story for The Guardian. Here's how it starts:

I wasn’t doing very well and was explaining this to my cousin, who was now my client – we spoke during most of our training sessions to extend his rest periods. It was during one of these interludes that he started going on about the benefits of university and how well he was doing. He was 19 and I was 23. My only thought while he was talking was how smart he must be, and how much I enjoyed talking to people who were at university.

Then he asked me why I didn’t go to uni: “Study exercise science, then you’ll be better than all these dead PTs in here,” he said. No chance, I thought. 

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But he was already convinced. Soon after, he arrived at my house with his sister – not unusual, as we always chilled together, though she didn’t usually borrow my laptop for so long. When I asked her what she was doing, she told me she was writing a personal statement. What’s that? “For uni,” she said. “I ain’t going to uni,” I insisted.

Two weeks later, I was putting my things in the back of my cousin’s car, enrolled as a mature student at the University of Bolton, accommodation paid for – all sorted by this 19-year-old who had some delusional faith in what I was going to achieve in higher education. He dropped me off, helped me unpack, and said he’d pick me up when I graduated. He also gave me a Qur’an and a Bible, to bless the room twice.

Friday, November 4, 2022

Beautiful story about teaching a community creative writing class

(This is the set up. So powerful, the reveal is a bit of a letdown, so just don't go in with expectations for that part of the story.)

Wednesday, October 12, 2022

This 1986 speech by Tom Clancy to the NSA is very good

Given while he was working on Patriot Games, he covers a lot in 45 minutes:



Via.

Friday, September 23, 2022

"Mantel always believed this really happened, and the thing about her as a writer and as an imaginative force is that you find yourself believing it too"

Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Google wants to help you build a cute robot; Cheap cyberpunk glasses; How to write a plot




Wednesday, April 8, 2020

Fun short story about a band of robbers caught up in a time loop

Getaway by Nicole Kornher-Stace. (A reading of the story is also available in podcast form, and her novel Latchkey is still $1.99 at Amazon.)

I strongly agree with her take on stories:





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And speaking of writing:

Sunday, July 28, 2019

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Saturday, April 6, 2019

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Saturday, December 22, 2018

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Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Ten funny tweets