Ten more funny tweets

this is a real ad that a real restaurant in mexico made pic.twitter.com/WFCpy4WVcr

— journie (@goingonajournie) August 13, 2019

The 4th preseason game always produces a few gems like this pic.twitter.com/q0yNmzZev3

— Paid man gets bored (@cjzero) August 30, 2019

haunted by this question pic.twitter.com/GqFw3KovPr

— Andrea Long Chu (@theorygurl) August 28, 2019

Here is a fun but perplexing story of some local graffiti. A while ago, I noticed that someone had spray-painted the words "You know Wolverine dies in the end" onto a series of concrete dividers that separate the pedestrians from the cars on a local bridge

— thingswithwings (@twwings) August 29, 2019

did

did Wayfair just try to serve me an ad for a GIANT CAGE pic.twitter.com/lexqzu74Hs

— stugotts wizarding bank (@nataliamanzocco) August 29, 2019

выыы всееее ебануууууулиииись pic.twitter.com/uEvnad2UKq

— motúznaya (@La72La) August 23, 2019

Hey gang! Your friendly neighborhood government here -- j/w if anybody's got a large subterranean space we could use for a while? Yeah, like, tomorrow. No specific reason! But hurry. pic.twitter.com/A9HxSuKzu0

— Alan Pyke (@PykeA) August 29, 2019

I don’t wear athleisure, I wear combatleisure.

My lipgloss comes in combat shimmer.

My dog is a combat retriever.

Am I doing this right 🥺

— Natalia Antonova 🐈🔔 (@NataliaAntonova) August 27, 2019

AHH LAWD HE EATIN pic.twitter.com/kBg6JiLj1r

— chonky animals (@chonkyanimaI) August 18, 2019

Yes what you're seeing is an actual photo of a former US diplomat who stopped me in Georgetown when he saw my Yale t-shirt (he graduated from Yale in 1957) That's his massive Irish wolfhound "Big Beast" pic.twitter.com/y31l66QlNB

— سلطان سعود القاسمي (@SultanAlQassemi) August 29, 2019

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Ten funny tweets

Boohoo have done me soo dirty pic.twitter.com/2HBLAQ6TPV

— paige (@paigetoremember) March 18, 2019

These arrived today, and I still can’t quite convince myself this article is real. pic.twitter.com/PUETt83nX9

— Aaron Perzanowski (@APerzanowski) March 19, 2019

Subway turnstile screaming pic.twitter.com/qcE03xMasi

— Gabe Habash (@gabehabash) March 19, 2019

She knows me. pic.twitter.com/p2ARm4OzKG

— Brett Kelman (@BrettKelman) March 19, 2019

More on the fake wall from @NYPDTransit: It was built out of plywood by the @MTA on March 12 inside the Court Street station on the R train, and essentially created a small room or enclosure with a door to the outside

— Joe Anuta (@joeanuta) March 19, 2019

"Florida man in custody after landing helicopter on White House lawn" pic.twitter.com/etisTPZpz9

— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) March 19, 2019

These batteries got the right idea. Its like they are meant for a guy like me. pic.twitter.com/qkgSTAi1Sh

— The Lonely Havoc (@TheLonelyHavocs) March 20, 2019

I just looked at this and then looked at my profile picture and I am... so mad https://t.co/KRKtKQRn6B

— Terron Moore (@Terr) March 19, 2019

I was driving on the 10 fwy in Ontario, CA today and this happened... pic.twitter.com/QigicXIaYr

— 5xDubyaCDubyaChamp (@youkwait) March 17, 2019

The dog got picked up by its owner today! Here's Maya, the I-10 dog reuniting with the owner's grandson.
Source: https://t.co/WEeowgQvX9 pic.twitter.com/NznDqwv3jT

— Paulo nonVTEC Acoba (@ferio_252) March 19, 2019

this is the most haunting thing I've ever read pic.twitter.com/DullZJ9FIi

— Big Time NIT Fan (@dylmdav) March 18, 2019

(Kind of true.)

We are a politically neutral venue, of course, but we couldn't help but tweet this! Photographed at the conference.. pic.twitter.com/DfE8WfaMX9
— Wigmore Hall (@wigmore_hall) October 5, 2014

"L.A. requires anti-graffiti materials on all new single-family homes"

"Opening a new front in the city's efforts to reduce tagging, the Los Angeles City Council today approved an ordinance requiring that new homes built in the city include some type of finish that is resistant to graffiti spray paint."

Balloon graffiti by D.Billy

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