This is the current jersey for Stade Français CASG, a professional rugby club in Paris. You can buy one here. I dare you.
Of course, as this video shows, Stade Francais players don't like it when you make fun of their clothing:
*Previously: Cleanse your aesthetic palate by looking at this Syracuse Orangemen basketball jersey.
*Buy "Antique Sports Uniforms & Equipment" the book at Amazon.