Thursday, October 9, 2008

Secret Baby, Convenient Wife (the romance novel)

I know, this looks like something I dug up at Photoshop Phriday, but it's real. Here's the plot summary:

Dervla was the nurse who'd tended his wounds when he was injured. He was the sexy billionaire who'd seduced her. She refused to be his mistress, so Gianfranco made her his wife.... He had only one condition when they wed: no children...

For a year they were blissfully happy, making lazy love in the mornings, hot passionate love by night. But Dervla was carrying a secret. She was expecting her husband's baby....
Secret Baby, Convenient Wife is on sale at Amazon. Via.

Turns out "Secret Baby, Convenient Wife" isn't even particularly unique. Harlequin romance novels have comically specific titles

The Spaniard's Defiant Virgin

The Italian Billionaire's Pregnant Bride

The Future King's Pregnant Mistress

The Spanish Duke's Virgin Bride

*Previously: Harlequin's Nascar line of romance novels (not Photoshopped either).