Dervla was the nurse who'd tended his wounds when he was injured. He was the sexy billionaire who'd seduced her. She refused to be his mistress, so Gianfranco made her his wife.... He had only one condition when they wed: no children...Secret Baby, Convenient Wife is on sale at Amazon. Via.
For a year they were blissfully happy, making lazy love in the mornings, hot passionate love by night. But Dervla was carrying a secret. She was expecting her husband's baby....
Turns out "Secret Baby, Convenient Wife" isn't even particularly unique. Harlequin romance novels have comically specific titles
The Spaniard's Defiant Virgin
The Italian Billionaire's Pregnant Bride
The Future King's Pregnant Mistress
The Spanish Duke's Virgin Bride
And speaking of sex, you can get a "porn id," courtesy of Kevin Smith's "Zak and Miri Make A Porno" here. Via.
*Previously: Harlequin's Nascar line of romance novels (not Photoshopped either).