Quetzalcoatl by Troy Galluzzi.
And a few more links:
1. The official site for Where the Wild Things Are is now active (but there's no content).
2. Maryland's women's college basketball team has the motto "Eat Kids." For example, if they're doing well, at halftime, one player will say, "We're halfway through the kids' body now, keep going." Or if the first half didn't go particularly well, "you already had the head, you already had the hair." It's an homage to Mike Tyson's famous line, although he had the class to finish up with a shout-out to god.
3. Chicago homosexuals are tired of women holding bachelorette parties at gay bars. Via these sites.
4. Genuine bomb scare caused by the "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch." Via.
*Previously: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar stars in remake of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
*Buy Aztec art at eBay.