Black velvet Light Cycle, one of several black velvet paintings by Bruce White:
And speaking of light cycles, here's a functional one by Parker Brothers Choppers:
You can see it in action in the video below (the song is one of the Work It remixes by Nelly and J. Timberlake - - possibly the last CD I bought was nothing but remixes of that song):
And here's a very NSFW video of the light cycle in action. Via.
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