Friday, February 22, 2013

My kindergartener wrote some grim tales

My youngest son spontaneously started writing short stories on his iPod.  Here they are:
The Monster That Was Terrifying A Choose Your Own Adventure Book 
Once a upon of time there was a monster. He was hungry so he started looking for food. While he was walking he came to a house. He ate the house but he was still hungry so he kept walking. On the way to the apartment building he ate the apartment building but he was still hungry so he kept walking. On the way he came to a donut shop. He ate the donut shop. He got a stomachache so he went back home to lay in bed. The end of that was terrifying.


Once there was a key. The key allowed you to open every door in the world so somebody started looking for the key. There was obstacles on the way to get to the key. The key was in a tunnel. The man got lost inside the tunnel. There was no light. The man couldn't see anything. What should the man do? The man decided to walk backwards until there was some light so he could see. Eventually he was able to see some light. He turned around so he could see where he was going. Right when he turned around somebody was there and shot him and took the key. The end of the key that was never found.


The story of lion and the monster. 
A lion was hungry so he started looking for something to eat. On the way he came to a monster and the monster was blocking the way and it was too hard to carry. So the lion tried to go around but it was still blocking the way. So he tried to go to the left but it was still blocking the way. So he tried to ask the monster politely but the monster said "no go back where you came from." So the lion went back home. The end of the lion and the monster.


The dog ran into street. And he got in his car. He played hide and seek. And he got in a car accident when it was a red light. And he had to pay $900.78. But he didn't pay 900 dollars and he didn't pay 78 cents. So he went to jail. The end of the dog and the car.