Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Link roundup

1. Former Lions quarterback Scott Mitchell weighs 366 pounds and will be on The Biggest Loser.

2. Woman plays musical chairs for keeps:
Here we have a friendly bout of mid-rodeo musical chairs wherein some poor sap gets hit harder than Mike Tyson ever hit anybody, harder than Napster hit the music industry, harder than Jadeveon Clowney hit whoever that was. This dude gets lit the fuck up, is what I'm saying
3. Eater says Jack in the Box is now selling cronut knockoffs at all stores.