— Teawrex 🦖🦖🦖 (@TheTeawrex) July 19, 2024
#Crowdstrike ad aged like milk. Everyone is down across the globe pic.twitter.com/5ERszPDGcJ
— Peter Campbell 🇦🇺🦘 (@Aviator_Pete) July 19, 2024
This IT outage is so huge I’m hearing ambient dialogue about it as I pass strangers at the train station. Like the first half an hour of a AAA game.
— Jeremy Peel 451 (@jeremy_peel) July 19, 2024
Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.
— Max Pollard (@MaxPollard92) July 19, 2024
#BREAKING: Widespread Microsoft outages have sent IT systems across Australia into a tailspin this afternoon, with banks, airlines, police, and other systems reported as being affected.
— 10 News First (@10NewsFirst) July 19, 2024
(And humble news social team admins too, evidently. We're doing our best here. More to come.) pic.twitter.com/IM0LZARu5v
When historians talk of a king having a lisp or going bald and all the courtiers proudly adopting it as 'fashion', we think them quite daft and archaic and yet here we are. Quite mad. https://t.co/CvgIJnB5ph
— Mitten d'Amour (@MittenDAmour) July 18, 2024
Semi-annual reminder to set your Venmo to private — it is public by default.
— zeynep tufekci (@zeynep) July 18, 2024
It’s ridiculous we don’t have regulations that require an explicit opt-in action by user before such sensitive information is made public. https://t.co/VajsxeqkPX pic.twitter.com/tskOClsbWt
It has been fascinating watching a hypercompetent 84 year old work her ass off behind the scenes to get a rapidly fading 81 year old off the ballot (just as it's fascinating to watch 80-year-olds like Carville and Bernstein articulately argue the case for Biden to go)
— Pinboard (@Pinboard) July 18, 2024
Twitter is cool cause you can simultaneously get all your news from it and also not believe a word you read on it.
— Blockhead (@BlockheadNYC) July 16, 2024
"I like Miami, because it's just like empty... As the away team, you just got to build that lead in the first three quarters and then it just stays quiet for the fourth."
— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) July 18, 2024
Chet Holmgren on his favorite NBA cities to play in 🗣️
(via @RoadTrippinPod)
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— Rico Gates (@TrustSwisho) July 18, 2024
All of these player rituals happening at once… 🤯 #USABMNT pic.twitter.com/uGdbga0IcW
— NBA (@NBA) July 18, 2024
Vital Proteins powder coming in hot with a new entrant on late capitalism’s Greatest Hits. pic.twitter.com/T1LoNhILsp
— Jon Ostrower (@jonostrower) June 24, 2024
福岡空港の新名物「FUKトートバッグ」ですが、黒は売り切れ、白はぼくが確保した30秒後に売り切れました。 pic.twitter.com/fWKIvsKIJT
— あれっくす (@NStyles) June 22, 2024
The nose set the whole face off!!! https://t.co/o1K0ySHlo2
— Hi I’m Solomon (@solomonmissouri) June 24, 2024
full features honor the ancestors
— Hi I’m Solomon (@solomonmissouri) June 24, 2024
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