Thursday, April 10, 2014

Gawker's restaurant reviews continue to be the best

Rich and Caity eat at the Museum of Sex:
Rich: I liked both. Even the one with your slobber on it. 
Caity: I said, "Do you think I could fit this whole pyramid in my mouth?" 
And you said, "Probably, but I want to eat it." 
And I said, "Would you rather eat it or see something amazing?" 
And you said, "The latter, I guess." 
Rich: I'm in it for the story. That's my approach to life AND my job. No divide. 
Caity: Ladies and gentleman, I got that cake in my mouth. Unhinged my jaw like a snake and popped it in whole. And as the corners of the pyramid were scraped the back of my throat, I knew: I'm giving Rich a great New York memory here.