The mcu should start adding this to all their future posters until avengers doomsday ngl pic.twitter.com/T5CkAohpru
— Bernardo (@_Bernardo_Gamer) August 4, 2024
On their way to a 15 year old’s OBGYN appt pic.twitter.com/63TTCQXXsX
— Christine Nangle (@nanglish) August 7, 2024
As Trump loses ground and hides on his golf courses, you can see the entire GOP apparatus slowly pushing JD Vance out front… in perfect position to be pushed under the bus when the time comes.
— Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) August 7, 2024
(This is who he'd replace Vance with right? Or the newly-married Scott?)Notice how the barrel of Walz’s gun is pointed away from his dog. https://t.co/lIpZd4MFhy pic.twitter.com/jgkKfMWBC3
— Gospel Chadvocate 🪨🥫 (@CaneRidgeSSR) August 7, 2024
an interesting question is whether there's a point at which Rufo's creepiness is so evident that the NYT stops treating him as a plausible source of information https://t.co/pfKSolFRiA
— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) August 7, 2024
Butch Lost Custody https://t.co/oJrhnsBvPn
— Zack Budryk (@BudrykZack) August 7, 2024
NEWS -- ABC obtained audio of Trump in 2020 telling Gov. Tim Walz that he was "very happy" with his handling of the George Floyd protests. Story + audio here w/ @lcbruggeman https://t.co/QVyonXslFn
— Katherine Faulders (@KFaulders) August 7, 2024
they should do an auction at some fancy event that raises campaign money and one of the items to bid on is that your dad gets to sit next to Walz on a 3+ hour flight.
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) August 7, 2024
Some stats on the viral Kamala/Walz camo hat:
— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) August 7, 2024
- The campaign made 3k hats originally
- Initial inventory sold out in less than 30 min
- Thousands of hats are currently on back-order.
- Over $1M in hats were sold yesterday alone
- The team designed and developed the merch and… pic.twitter.com/EylhsrD1UC
Some of you are too enthusiastic about Walz and some of you are incapable of taking a victory. Im the only one with the correct balance and im not gonna share what that is
— Jacob Website (@JacobWebsite) August 7, 2024
CENTCOM is about to be shown how counterterrorism wars are really won. https://t.co/yi6GhCZn0D
— Michael Weiss (@michaeldweiss) August 7, 2024
"Japan has enacted laws that require riders of motorised suitcases to have a driver’s licence to ride outside airports"Japan is cracking down on rideable motorised suitcases due to growing safety concerns that have led airports to impose restrictions.https://t.co/GallXLImTf
— Al Jazeera English (@AJEnglish) August 3, 2024
and practicing hurdles my coach said "you would be good at steeplechase". I imagine this is the only way people make it their event lol.
— Joshua Berkstresser (@berkthetrainer) August 7, 2024
I mean, cmon. pic.twitter.com/5btGX7R6rg
— 🇨🇮 Sickos Committee 🇮🇪 (@SickosCommittee) August 5, 2024
The Titans are launching a new, dedicated fan section in their future stadium—the 'Mosh Pit.'
— Front Office Sports (@FOS) August 7, 2024
• Access to seats by live stage
• Dedicated invitations to events
• Complimentary annual merch
• Exclusive chance to buy specially-priced PSLs
Fans must submit videos to apply. pic.twitter.com/6q22kV5VBU
This might be the most confident I've seen anyone. pic.twitter.com/266kk4QGa0
— Cephalopods Daily (@CephalopodToday) August 4, 2024
Batman's villains represent the broad swath of Left Twitter:
— Fresno Fred (@Suleyman_Grundy) July 9, 2024
Joker - Mentally Ill Comedians
Two-Face - Disgraces Lawyers
Penguin - Upper-Class Failchildren
Poison Ivy - Rhetorical Wal Mart Bombers
Ra's al-Ghul - People Who Fear Being Over 30
Riddler - Nathan J. Robinson
Oh funny enough, it posted the screenshot IN COLOR even though my phone is in grayscale!! This is basically what it looks like. pic.twitter.com/61aqZkSdPN
— Old Comics New Comics (@comics47904735) July 10, 2024
Let me tell you something… i might forget a name… maybe a face… but I’ll never forget a shenanigan!
— Hi I’m Solomon (@solomonmissouri) July 11, 2024
How my dad (62) and his friends show each other their golf fits pic.twitter.com/PbtK5vzkGi
— Juliana (@julianaraynor) July 11, 2024
we are getting a new roof for our garage and why does the name of the shingles sound like a Bond Girl name for a dude (Malarkey Silverwood)
— Adriana Porter Felt (@__apf__) July 10, 2024
@flwrashhh we got here at 8 am too.
♬ original sound - Cheyann😍
@victarion12 Robin trying to build a nest. #momlife #struggle #hardwork ♬ Little Things - Adrian Berenguer
@rambo_ambully Sorry guys 🥴 Na-excite lng po ako 🐶 #doglife ♬ Funny Song - Funny Song Studio & Sounds Reel
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