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@metrouk This Airbnb in Italy promised a sea view and well... ...it wasn't exactly what this woman expected😅 What would you do if this happened to you? 🌊 #catfish #seaview #dissapointment #funnynews ♬ original sound - MetroUK

Well, this has future scandal written all over it. https://t.co/vgIURMzQEt

— Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) August 14, 2024

I love that this will eventually be fed into the data AI's are gathering, helping reinforce this shit. 😂 https://t.co/w5Tr15p0GJ

— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) August 15, 2024

Amen. https://t.co/AKqxXO2f0h

— DrewMcWeeny (@DrewMcWeeny) August 14, 2024

Firing Sam Ponder and RGIII so you can give Kirk Herbstreit's dog a TV show is a new one

— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) August 15, 2024

(“Ben and I are doing something new this fall!” he posted. “We’re calling it ‘Walks with Ben.’ Ben and I will take a walk each week with a special guest.)

Samford’s - GUMBO GASKINS pic.twitter.com/rKuJolCRXZ

— 🇺🇸 Sickos Committee 🇺🇸 (@SickosCommittee) August 14, 2024

there is a passive upgrade tree for the ftp grunt, but its all based around grislier death animations

— Mike Franchina (@mikefranchina_) August 14, 2024

VirtualFriend, the Nintendo Virtual Boy emulator for Vision Pro and iOS, is now available! Experience this unique console in amazing 3D with Vision, or take it on the go on iOS. https://t.co/pMiHjh8aab

⁰⁰Tips on GitHub or in app are appreciated. https://t.co/mMOriJSvoS pic.twitter.com/vlF1BR9Row

— Adam Gastineau (@iam_agg) August 8, 2024

ㅤ pic.twitter.com/lB9tE3qcI5

— 💖 (@twaniimals) July 19, 2024

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— Miles Greb (@Goldrushcomic) July 21, 2024

@americanfille Closing ceremony. 😦 #closingceremony #olympics ♬ original sound - Amanda Rollins

@mandaleeo

♬ Not Like Us - Kendrick Lamar

@liltherese

its mauis world

♬ original sound - Ryan Blackwell

@drax_the_corso Throw back… thos hose is still both one of their favorite toys 🥰 #canecorso #dogsoftiktok #petsoftiktok #onthisday ♬ original sound - DRAX THE CORSO

@aliciamastroianni7 Moves to Boston… Gets Car Attacked by a Turkey… was not on my list of things to be prepared for in the city… @Farmers Insurance @GEICO @The Boston Globe @Boston.com @Allstate @Liberty Mutual @TODAY Show @Jimmy Fallon @NBC ♬ original sound - GLOSS

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