(talking to a Europa vet)
— donald boat (@laserboat999) April 18, 2025
"Were you in the ice, man?"
"Yeah, I was in the ice."
Call me a warmie but what the fuck is happening on Europa pic.twitter.com/qqip7uS2na
— 𝘾𝙊𝙊𝙋 COMMS CLOSED (@TracksideF) April 18, 2025
WHAT'S HAPPENING ON EUROPA, A 🧵 1/
— 🪸🍄👁 @ umineko ep 4 (@bloomfilters) April 19, 2025
https://t.co/6AlOkcICiG pic.twitter.com/1QW6l7OdIv
— donald boat (@laserboat999) April 19, 2025
The guys stationed on the side of Europa that always faces Jupiter spend all god damn day talking about "Jove's pitiless face". Yeah, sounds real scary, buddy. Try being stationed on the side of Europa that just faces outer space all the time. Would kill for a pitiless face.
— Connie (@iamthedunce) April 18, 2025
In certain colonies on Europa the "cold-shoulder" is actually seen as a come-on
— donald boat (@laserboat999) April 18, 2025
my lasdrill just struck something that won't melt
— Richard Vein (@VeinRichard) April 18, 2025
knew an Ice War vet who made it off-world with most of his extremities intact, got his benefits, a cushy living-pod in one of those Venusian metrosatellites. But he could only get to sleep if he lay on the kitchen floor with the freezer door open. You never really leave Europa
— WH (@hastifliche) April 17, 2025
Fighting on the icy crust for an independent Jovian Union pic.twitter.com/9lVumR6OY6
— Drew Shields (Commissions Open) (@thegnarlyghost) April 19, 2025
NASA: “THERE IS NO WAR ON EUROPA.” https://t.co/KKa6uys0AM
— donald boat (@laserboat999) April 19, 2025
Yeti with a shoulder mounted railgun squinting at the horizon for a moment before blowing a metrosatellite out of orbit from 150 miles away
— donald boat (@laserboat999) April 19, 2025
On Europa, coilguns simply refused to overheat, even with continuous spraying. No breaks, ammo downrange as fast as the logistics drones can bring em. The tiny, immediately fleeting scant of heat every time we pull the trigger is the only reason why some of us are still fighting. https://t.co/5WdoicqFVi
— SpaceBasedFox (@SpaceBasedFox) April 19, 2025
I have no fucking clue what green looks like anymore pic.twitter.com/u8Qx7MMkqA
— donald boat (@laserboat999) April 19, 2025
They gave me woodlands camo before I was deployed to Europa. I’m fucked
— blessed (@daveloach2) April 19, 2025
Colonizing Europa for the sole reason that it sounds like Europe pic.twitter.com/a6Y91WPJfE
— Wylfċen (@wylfcen) October 14, 2024
Repeating my take that we should refer to Icelandic women as “Icewives” (as if from Old English *Īswīf, ‘ice-woman’). pic.twitter.com/m0eVIWhAkD
— Wylfċen (@wylfcen) November 13, 2024
bro just eating ice in his astronaut jacket pic.twitter.com/HAeUNqTQFD
— clara (@leclercsletters) April 19, 2025
Me seeing Europa Park trending as I'm packing for my trip there only to see that it's literally on fire
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) June 20, 2023