(The video itself is just an episode of the show)It can't be said enough, but whoever runs the Kitchen Nightmares channel isn't getting paid enough lmao pic.twitter.com/2F6dzQQBfy
— Nerbit (@Nerbit_13098) April 7, 2025
the market crash looks so much nicer in ghibli pic.twitter.com/wLNLfMgmJl
— djcows (@djcows) April 7, 2025
“As long as the stasi can get you across the border before you can wrangle a lawyer you’re fucked” is a hell of an argument
— Dave Levitan (@davelevitan.bsky.social) April 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.
— George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) April 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
FWIW"Russian complaining that Ukrainian FPV combat drones are often infected with computer viruses. Variants include burning out the USB port, preventing reflashing, or hijacking the repurposed FPV and revealing the operator location." www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/co...
— John Wiseman (@lemonodor.bsky.social) April 6, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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everything is a meme coin https://t.co/s8MhgeAytr
— rvb (@ryanvailbrown) April 7, 2025
Twitter letting random users pay $8 a month for a verified badge just led to a $4 trillion market mistake caused by fake news. pic.twitter.com/pPbSvUuvTu
— Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) April 7, 2025
This account was the first to tweet out this debunked headline, four minutes before CNBC first mentioned it on air and two minutes before a Bloomberg aggregator tweeted it out.
— Rohan Goswami (@rogoswami) April 7, 2025
The author claims in comments that Reuters and CNBC reported it before he posted it. pic.twitter.com/gHhnXSl5MN
The WSJ’s reconstruction of this morning’s multi-trillion dollar drama gets it about right, I think. www.wsj.com/finance/stoc...
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) April 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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(All the stories about Luthor or Kingpin becoming president were educational, yes. But I remember being viscerally angry at the ending in this one when I read it as a kid.)CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) April 7, 2025
calling trump “orange”? kinda cringe but whatever calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious
— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) April 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
— Dare Obasanjo (@carnage4life.bsky.social) April 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
LOL.
— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) April 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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ROTFL.
— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) April 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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UAW chief Shawn Fain, on market turmoil: “.. You know, half of Americans don't even have stock .. So when I hear all the crying about the stock market, this is just Wall Street. They're people that are already rich .. working class people are trying to survive ..” www.npr.org/2025/04/07/n...
— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) April 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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The US should be exploring on-shoring for a variety of reasons, but it’s not going to bring back 50’s era manufacturing jobs if that’s what politicians are trying to sell. https://t.co/oNe2Nfwa9n
— Kane θ¬ε±ε ― (@kane) April 7, 2025
Update: The guy who hosts parties where rich tech preppers debate whether to murder their private jet pilots is no longer voting Democrat. https://t.co/7rUcnZ41Ye pic.twitter.com/alaCeXLeVr
— Jeff Bercovici (@jeffbercovici) April 6, 2025
"I bought the bulletproof, post-apocalyptic warlord fantasy truck, but I've had to stop driving it because I can't take the bullying from Subaru drivers anymore" is the kind of poetry that might just save our society
— Everything's Computermeyer (@niedermeyer.online) April 7, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Elon Musk tried to play Path of Exile 2 over Starlink from his jet and just got mercilessly hounded by in game chat “YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE.” “YOU WILL ALWAYS FEEL INSECURE IT WILL NEVER GO AWAY.” www.404media.co/elon-musk-is...
— Joseph Cox (@josephcox.bsky.social) April 7, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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(Before the tariffs...)Bro an All Star just ran me $18. I am so speechless pic.twitter.com/am6ixuXzcm
— Big Hollywood (@ChefWaites) March 29, 2025
this is so funny. Sam Altman has discussed buying Sam Altman's startup www.theinformation.com/articles/ope...
— Jason Koebler (@jasonkoebler.bsky.social) April 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Meta is so desperate to be seen as a leader in AI that it’s been caught cheating in AI benchmarks. Reminds me of the time Facebook artificially inflated its video views to con advertisers https://t.co/7ujaSHGAu4
— Tom Warren (@tomwarren) April 8, 2025
Can we talk about Apple Intelligence suggesting a tremendously outdated recommendation for using a literal Mac… not called “Preferences” in like 2+ years and there is not “Energy Saver” settings panel anymore…. pic.twitter.com/iOjHsdgPj4
— Parker Ortolani (@ParkerOrtolani) April 6, 2025
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
— wint (@dril.bsky.social) April 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This should be the next Twister movie -- the Amish chasing tornados and making instantaneous repairs. https://t.co/l4qljquhtD
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) April 5, 2025
When you walk into Uniqlo in SF and see this pic.twitter.com/AlMVs5Pynh
— Pablo (@PabloPeniche) April 6, 2025
U.S. Senator Ted Cruz has made an appearance at the Final Four championship game, despite fans claiming that when the Texas senator attends the game for the team he is rooting for, they are "cursed" and lose the game. trib.al/shyAwHJ
— Houston Chronicle (@houstonchronicle.com) April 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Florida’s 7-foot-9 center Olivier Rioux did not need a ladder to cut down the nets after winning the national championship. pic.twitter.com/hdjjwc5uFu
— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) April 8, 2025
Bradley Beal is the NBA equivalent of a Tariff
— π©π°π°π₯π¨π¦π―πͺπΆπ΄ π₯·πΏ (@hoodg3nius) April 6, 2025
@malikaandrews ✨ Please be seeded ✨ It’s March Madness, and I haven’t shared a ton from our wedding but in the spirit of the tournament, I thought this would be fun for y’all to see: our seating chart… Or bracket.
♬ clouds - JVKE
@brookecaragata If anybody is hiring pediatric physical therapists, occupational therapists, speech, or behavioral therapists in San Diego plz save us. OR if anybody wants to buy this clinic so that we can keep our jobs lmk!! This is so sad for us and our patients who aren't going to be able to receive their necessary therapies anymore π’
♬ sad SpongeBob music - michael
@alyssalauren ok shark tank π @TheNextFunThing @AndrΓ©s @alanpalmtree @kaekabob ♬ original sound - Alyssa Lauren
@blondie.in.the.troopy i’m actually loosing it this has no right being so funny π #troopy #landcruiser #suzuki #sandytaupe ♬ original sound - lalu offgrid
@madebyshaypie my husband always said before we got cats that he "wasn't a cat person" π€£π€¦♀️ #catdad #catsoftiktok #funnycat #fyp #trending #toiletbrush #cattoy ♬ The Funny Bassoon - Eitan Epstein Music
@vdiazz88 But mother nature had other plans #wind #cemetery #inlovingmemory #run #paperlantern EVERYTHING WAS OK!!! It flew away #cemeterythings #cutesy #POV #inlovingmemory #grievingsibling ♬ original sound - Our Awesome World π
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