Friday, April 18, 2025

Today's news and jokes

laughed pretty hard at this boat

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— metal dot txt (@metaltxt.bsky.social) April 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM






I think the democrats sending one of their own to a gulag to check on proof of life while the administration tries desperately to disappear more Americans is really good politics

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— Cody (@codybubenik.com) April 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM




("ICE: Man who smashed car window in New Bedford detainment is federal agent, not militia leader")









(I'm afraid to ask if there's a reason he linked those two in his prediction)







All these pundits and consultants hoping to have a take about the existential political essence of Gen Z but it keeps turning out that teenagers' politics are contextual and in flux.

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— Jake Grumbach (@jakemgrumbach.bsky.social) April 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM




CPJ has issued a safety advisory for journalists traveling to or entering the US: cpj.org/2025/04/cpj-...

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— Keri Blakinger (@keribla.bsky.social) April 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Apple can double its business by selling some sort of burner phone for travelers (refusing to unlock a phone is only so helpful when they can just keep your phone)



I too prefer a functional FDA but on the bright side, personal food taster is set to be a highly lucrative line of work that won’t be soon replaced by chatgpt 😋

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— Dan Nguyen (@dancow.bsky.social) April 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM




NEW: Gunshots in Stockholm, grenades in Copenhagen — Sweden’s most violent gang is now a proxy in Iran’s shadow war, writes @tamhussein.bsky.social for @newlinesmag.bsky.social. newlinesmag.com/spotlight/ho...

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— New Lines Magazine (@newlinesmag.bsky.social) April 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM








("has a long history of refusing to honor obligations")















just imagine IMAGINE if the U.S. government actually imposed tariffs on DIGITAL GOODS, such as digital visual effects made in countries outside the U.S. for U.S. film studios

— Todd Vaziri (@tvaziri.com) April 16, 2025 at 10:02 AM








This is such a fantastic point. If AI music was actually good, the people at Suno would have kept it to themselves and just churned out hit after hit of music, raking in the money. But the product that Suno makes is worthless. So they convince people to pay for the honor to generate it.

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— Vampire Step-Dad 🎵NIGHT:SHIFT II Out Now🎵 (@vampirestepdad.com) April 16, 2025 at 10:02 AM








Los Angeles: At the upcoming Fan Fest Nights, "experiences based on 'Star Trek,' 'Dungeons & Dragons' and 'Back to the Future' will border on immersive theater, with guests following actors from location to location to advance the story." www.latimes.com/travel/story...

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— Kathryn Yu (@kathrynyu.com) April 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
(Do you meet the chubby dragon or not? (Jarnathan photo op?))























JP PICKLES TO THE PORTAL

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— Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) April 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
(I saw something claiming there were around 10,000 players in the portal)























please do not name your ebike the "Babymaker II Pro"

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— tinybaby (@tiny.baby) March 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I didn't see anything in the FAQ explaining the name when I looked































@lisstoro_ my dog will befriend anyone #dog #rottweiler #fyp ♬ original sound - tuckerbudzyn




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