Monday, June 9, 2025

Today's news and jokes

Ed, the pet zebra that broke free and was running loose in Tennessee, has been captured and air-lifted to safety. Oh buddy, how you enjoyed it while you could.

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— The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat (@lorenzothecat.bsky.social) June 8, 2025 at 8:38 AM


@nc5nashville

On a bright Friday morning, our very own Sky 5 found the missing Zebra in Rutherford County.

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@abcnews A runaway pet zebra that was on the loose for more than a week in Tennessee and became an internet sensation in the process was captured Sunday, authorities said. #abcnews #news #tennessee #animals #zebra ♬ original sound - ABC News






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Veterans lead demonstration at Camp Pendleton against potential LA military deployment. Veterans urge Marines to consider the legality of potential orders. www.cbs8.com/article/news...

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— Antonia Juhasz (@antoniajuhasz.bsky.social) June 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM








Watch the slow motion: it appears to me that the officers discuss the photographer and reporter before the one on the end fires on them (it looks to me like he's aiming at the camera, not the reporter, but you decide)

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— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.lol) June 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM














important note: the LAPD has figured out it can get footage from Waymos: www.404media.co/lapd-publish...

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— Jason Koebler (@jasonkoebler.bsky.social) June 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM








it's really funny that any news anchor in america can say that biden was mentally incompetent but you can't say trump is mean without getting in big trouble

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— m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) June 8, 2025 at 8:28 AM


















("Tech job openings vanish as AI, tariffs change hiring landscape")















brb writing a breathless Washington Post article asking if my local sports bar is a bubble because most of the customers enjoy the same football team

— Mike Drucker (@mikedrucker.bsky.social) June 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM


The core conceit of the Twitter-remainers who insist it bad for the people who left Twitter that they left Twitter is that they'd rather be in a place filled with Nazis and white supremacists than a place filled with lefties and progressives—and believe it's wrong for others to feel the opposite.

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— Aaron Ross Powell ☸️ (@aaronrosspowell.com) June 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM








I feel like the game was partially inspired by those illegal kart race rental companies designed to let tourists dress up and make a mess of Tokyo traffic, and more to the point, the resentment that everyone around them feels when those twerps gum up the roads

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— Jeremy Parish, Warrior of the Sevateem (@jparish.bsky.social) June 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM












they need to bounce the digital Larry O’Brien trophy around the court like a screen saver

— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub.bsky.social) June 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM












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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) June 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM








guys i gotta be honest i don’t think alcaraz would’ve won if he had to play iga swiatek instead

— andré (@838carlisle.bsky.social) June 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM








Ok, next question is for Senator Mon Mothma. Senator, do you believe the Galactic Empire has a right to exist, yes or no?

— Ronnie Gooja (@yanquigohome.bsky.social) June 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM


Ok, next question is for Senator Mon Mothma. Senator, do you believe the Galactic Empire has a right to exist, yes or no?

— Ronnie Gooja (@yanquigohome.bsky.social) June 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
























































@patricia.dogmom The puppy’s expression is so funny🤣🐶🐈#dogsoftiktok #dog #puppys #cat #catsoftiktok #catanddog #cute #dogfunny ♬ 原聲 - patricia.dogmom




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