Friday, June 13, 2025

Today's news and jokes



(Will I get to buy a deluxe Rick Moranis Dark Helmet figure or not?) (Wearable Dark Helmet with voice changer?)





Very, very dark scenes in Ballymena. Old friend in Belfast sent me this photo today. When before have we seen the ‘others’ with special markings on their doors?

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— Peter Geoghegan (@petergeoghegan.bsky.social) June 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
("Northern Ireland town is engulfed in racist riots for a third day"--the excuse for the attacks is some Eastern European young men were accused of a sexual assault)







(From October)















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— Gaia ⚖️ (@mawile.bsky.social) June 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM




Possible to start to tell a unified story: "Trump is personally too old, crazy, and confused to run things, so at any given time the question is which co-president is in charge. At first it was Musk, & we got the crazy chaotic DOGE era. Then Navarro: a trade war that crashed markets. Now Miller..."

— Jacob T. Levy (@jacobtlevy.bsky.social) June 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM




For those who do not have access or care to go to Twitter for the video, here is the video of the U.S. Secretary of the Army stating that there is currently a soldier on the moon:

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— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.lol) June 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Daily Mail mocking him















A little bit of good news in this hellscape: Voters rebuke MAGA-led effort to ban books in California city Cc: @authorsabb.bsky.social @shing.bsky.social www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

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— MariNaomi (they/them) (@marinaomi.bsky.social) June 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM










Speaking of BdB a good question to ask the mayoral candidates would be "what would you do if the NYPD kidnaped your child and made barely-veiled threats about him or her"

— doleful moo of a cow (@oulipien.bsky.social) June 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
(Not a joke)

NEW: John Chell, the NYPD’s highest-ranking uniformed official, used someone else’s identity in a bid to avoid paying income taxes on money he made while moonlighting as a basketball referee for 6 years, newly-released police disciplinary records reveal. www.thecity.nyc/2025/06/12/j...

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— THE CITY (@thecity.nyc) June 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
(Article details his disciplinary history)







the reason that google is so deeply invested in LLMs is that the Internet no longer has a link structure with a close relationship to informational content. most links are from spam farms to other spam farms.

— rev. howard arson (@theophite.bsky.social) June 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
























Blue Stinger on Sega Dreamcast asks the important question of would you rather play as a generic everyman named Eliot, or as the ultimate male specimen named DOGS BOWER.

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— David Jagneaux (@davidjagneaux.bsky.social) April 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM








ON YOUR SPORT PROGRAM YOU MUST POINT - ALSO BE ADVISED THERE IS A PROGRAM CALLED *SPORTS RAGE*

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— JOE MACLEOD 666 (@joemacleod666.bsky.social) May 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
































@aangstwinkletoes This dude in a black truck thought it’d be funny to harass a peaceful protest — kept blowing diesel smoke at us every time he passed. Then he lost control and nearly slammed into someone just waiting at a red light 😳 They reversed just in time. Cops pulled up and arrested him; turns out he had a firearm and got hit with reckless driving charges too. He got his karma quick πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ #fyppppppppppppppppppppppp #ontariocalifornia #peacefulprotest #stopdeportation #immigrantsmakeamericagreat ♬ original sound - π•Έπ–†π–—π–Žπ–†π–“π–† πŸ„πŸ§šπŸΌ‍♀️✨🫧
(not fact-checking this)







@thelittle.estfarm If you love the outdoors or just want to spend more time in nature, this is your sign to get a goat or two 🐐🐐 They truly make the best hiking buddies! #goatsoftiktok #babygoatsoftiktok #goat #babygoat #nigeriandwarfgoats #goats ♬ The Mountain - FASSounds




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