Sunday, November 16, 2025

Today's news and jokes

This young Wolves fan is very upset that Jonas Valanciunas made the 2nd free throw to deny fans a free chicken sandwich

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM

Now Jamal Murray hits the second FT after missing the first and our fan is still hot 😂

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) November 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM






(ABC describing tax fraud) (FWIW, since the story seemed to be that she spontaneously introduced herself and won the mayor over)















"Other people have no interiority, and are just services I can access to make myself feel better" is a pretty keen insight into how these people think

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— DILF: DID I LEAVE FEMINISM is out now (@judedoyle.bsky.social) November 14, 2025 at 11:41 AM


This is possibly the most fucked thing I've ever seen but also the bit at the end where the grandmother is straight up being tricked into providing training content for the app feels particularly revealing.

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— Brendan Keogh (@brkeogh.bsky.social) November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Crude, but this, too.



Hold up

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— Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Not fact-checking this



In the long run, I suspect “That cute cat video might be AI” will turn more people away from social media and the internet as a whole than decades of misinformation and abuse.

— Oscar Goff (@theoscargoff.bsky.social) November 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM








@straitstimes A fire broke out at a 1,500-year-old temple in China's Jiangsu province. Local officials say no casualties have been reported. #China #Jiangsu #temple #fire ♬ original sound - The Straits Times








@fox8nola

NOPD Chief Anne Kirkpatrick says officers are not on duty when they are driving home from work. “When their duty hour has come to an end, they’re off duty…They have take-home vehicles, so they drive home. They’re not on duty while they’re driving home,” Kirkpatrick said. CLICK LINK🔗 IN BIO FOR MORE!

♬ original sound - FOX 8 New Orleans
("collected $245,903 in 2024. NOPD pay records show [the officer] earned nearly a quarter of a million dollars despite a base salary of just over $83,000")







("Charity Friends of the Thames said the illegal rubbish dump was created about a month ago by an organised crime group") (Had never heard this phrase before)







("escorted from plane by armed police after receiving sinister threats during stag do amid family feud") (Had never heard of this person before)







"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.

— David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) November 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM








(Kids buy virtual action figures to control in video games)







new poster for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

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— Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social) November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm apparently hopelessly behind on my Mario lore















just caught an 89 yard TD

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— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM








Wake is now 7-3 after being a *little* petty on UNC. Wake won 28-12.

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— Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
What's the pitch UNC makes to prospects?







Good lord

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— Jerad Walker (@jeradwalker.bsky.social) November 15, 2025 at 11:12 AM
















Avocados from Mexico name searches.

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— Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM

These fucking avocados are in every shot, and I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.

— Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM



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— Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM








































@themalaymail

What should have been a routine group photo sparked online controversy for Thailand production company and talent agency GMMTV. At the TikTok Awards Thailand 2025 yesterday in Bangkok, GMMTV’s rookie girl group Felizz were made to kneel on the floor for a company group photo. This was despite them wearing short dresses and heels, which would make the pose uncomfortable. Videos taken at the scene depicted the girls’ initial hesitation and awkwardness at being directed to pose on their knees. After photos and videos circulated online, there was widespread criticism, primarily on X (formerly Twitter). While GMMTV deleted the original photo, it is still available online and GMMTV has not apologised for the incident instead posting another group photo that showed male talents kneeling.

♬ original sound - themalaymail
Not fact-checking this







@reuters A South Korean team demolished two towering structures with explosives in a bid to clear the way to recover two workers who are presumed dead and two missing in the rubble of a collapsed industrial facility. #southkorea #rescue #explosives #trapped #recovery ♬ original sound - Reuters








@makenziemadisonn No pups were harmed 😂 #engaged ♬ original sound - Rinks




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