Friday, November 14, 2025

Today's news and jokes

Excited to see my first story for @knowablemag.bsky.social out today! 🐳 knowablemagazine.org/content/arti...

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— Gennaro Tomma (@gennarotomma.bsky.social) November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
(Today, drones like this are deployed to gather snot all over the world, and not just from sperm whales: They’re also collecting this scientifically valuable mucus from other species, such as blue whales and dolphins. “I would say drones have changed my life,”)







A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9

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— The New York Times (@nytimes.com) November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This post was the first I heard about the news, and is somehow more understandable than what the NY Times posted above.



say what you will about Astead but a lot of journalists today failing rule 2 here

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— Cat Manning (@catacalypto.bsky.social) November 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
NY Times reporters and former reporters seemed to be in a competition to put out the least convincing defense. Basically



"This woke Me-Too bullshit has gone too far," said the former Harvard President and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury to the billionaire pedophile sex trafficker in a private email that the Justice Department under both parties kept secret for years

— Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM




His Story 🀷‍♂️

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— Sam Barlow πŸ”₯ (@mrsambarlow.bsky.social) November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM




Disney is gambling and this guy. TLDR



This case was the test of whether a past Brooklyn DA would pursue child sexual abuse in Orthodox Jewish communities. Years later, a new DA is advocating for a reduced sentence. Story from @reuvenblau.bsky.social.

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— Alyssa Katz (@alykatzz.bsky.social) November 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
(Convicted of 59 counts of sexual abuse. One argument made on the convict's behalf is that imposing a long sentence might deter whistleblowers, who would regret seeing such large punishment imposed)







(Her own article says Graham "has announced definitive plans to take advantage of the new legislative language" and the rest of the senators at issue "were less enthusiastic or more opaque about their intentions")







the thing that strikes me about this — again, besides it being false — is the venom and disrespect for the people who come here to work and build better lives. they aren’t “servants.”

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— jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
(Is the distinction between "blue collar workers" and "servants," that servants are doing work women should be doing for free?)

According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally. Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.

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— Radley Balko (@radleybalko.bsky.social) November 13, 2025 at 8:03 AM
("an intern for Republican candidate for governor") (His listed hometown is a good punchline)











Rep. Loudermilk, who has shared The Blaze story accusing a Capitol officer of being the pipe bomber with no real evidence, asked the FBI for info in response...which confirms that the neighbor in the story was cleared as a person of interest, and actually debunks elements of The Blaze's story.

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— Jacqueline Sweet (@jsweetli.bsky.social) November 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
("Far Right’s Fixation on Jan. 6 Pipe Bomb Suspect Reaches F.B.I.’s Top Ranks")







NEW: The prosecutions of James Comey and Letitia James could be in jeopardy after a federal judge expressed significant doubt that President Trump's handpicked prosecutor was legitimately appointed. w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney.bsky.social) November 13, 2025 at 10:31 AM
("[The judge] seemed particularly concerned that a portion of the grand jury proceedings that led to Comey’s indictment was “missing,” leaving certain aspects of Halligan’s interactions with the grand jury unreviewable. [The judge] said that it appeared at about 4:28 p.m. on the day the indictment was returned in September, there was no court reporter in the room to transcribe the proceedings, leaving no record of the final minutes of the grand jury’s session")







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NEW: Google is taking legal action against Chinese cybercriminals responsible for sending out millions of scam text messages—including those parcel delivery scams. Google hopes the lawsuit will help to disrupt the scammers' sprawling infrastructure

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— Matt Burgess (WIRED) (@mattburgess1.bsky.social) November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
How does "Fidelity Life" so frequently evade Gmail's spam filter?







Claude couldn't run Anthropic's soda fridge back in June, why should we trust them now when they claim it can perform a sophisticated attack program? www.anthropic.com/research/pro...

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— Kevin Riggle (@kevinriggle.bsky.social) November 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM








Great piece by Zadie Smith. When the right talks about classics or "Western" culture, these works are only important to the extent that it demonstrates their superiority, they have no interest in art in and of itself beyond that www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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— Adam Serwer (@adamserwer.bsky.social) November 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
William Gibson's The Peripheral was fabulous.















a “Space Force”, if you will

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— caylen (@caylen.bsky.social) November 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM








happy n7 day to all who celebrate Remember, press F to stop mingling

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— Veronica Roth (@veronicarothbooks.com) November 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM








If you ordered Metroid Prime 4 on Best Buy GCU back in around 2018, you may get a phone call from Best Buy asking if you still want the game with 20% off discount. They'll need to reorder it the game for you since the order is too old for their system (unfortunately can't change to Switch 2 Edition)

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— Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social) November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
















The family of the late San Diego Padres owner Peter Seidler is exploring the possibility of selling the franchise.

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— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) November 13, 2025 at 10:08 AM








oh wow that’s crazy oreos with bits of of oreos. in them Real Bits of Oreos

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— lillian (@toomanymouths.bsky.social) November 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM








@thedaleydiaries I thought you’re not supposed to have that much caffeine with my condition hahaha #funny #france #breakfast #coffee ♬ original sound - Sofia Coelho








@riceup23 And that's an extra $200/night 🀣 #lisbondiaries #travelportugal #traveleurope #lxboutiquehotel #visitlisbon ♬ original sound - RiceUp!23πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²








@gynyrdskynyrd95 Flock of seagulls and the farmer #funny #birds #farmlife #michigan #nature ♬ original sound - Ginny Stroud








@freddieandbruno Everyone needs a Fred in their lifeπŸ₯²πŸ₯Ή❤️ #frenchie #frenchbulldog #dogmom #dogsoftiktok #cutedog ♬ Inside Out Joy - Sweet Dreams & D'Michel Leb








@dailymail She's just reached a milestone πŸ₯Ί #animals #koala #pets ♬ original sound - Daily Mail




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