Thursday, January 1, 2026

Today's news and jokes

(How is it possible that Thunderbolts got pretty good reviews? It's unwatchable.)





Reports indicate it was more like 27 agents arresting two people in the complex, which also houses a court. (There's a dispute over which slights he's punishing with this one. Also) Teased in September
@aljazeeraenglish Video shows the aftermath of a Saudi-led attack on Yemen’s Mukalla port, targeting a large quantity of weapons and combat vehicles that were being offloaded from ships arriving from the UAE. . Yemen's presidential council has cancelled a defence deal with the UAE and ordered all UAE forces to leave Yemen within 24 hours. #news #breakingnews ♬ original sound - Al Jazeera English
("Saudi Arabia bombed Yemen’s southern port of Mukalla on Tuesday following the arrival of a weapons shipment from the United Arab Emirates believed to be intended for separatist forces...Pakistan’s premier offers ‘complete solidarity’ to Saudi Crown Prince")



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— Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@lookitup.baby) December 31, 2025 at 6:37 AM
("The body cam software and the AI report writing software picked up on the movie that was playing in the background, which happened to be 'The Princess and the Frog,'" Sgt. Keel told FOX 13 News. “That’s when we learned the importance of correcting these AI-generated reports.”)
@bayleegoldstein Stranded in Machu Picchu Pueblo 😳 No trains. Thousands stuck. #MachuPicchu #TravelTikTok #TravelStory #machupichu #Andes ♬ Everybody Wants To Rule The World X Electric Love - darcy stokes
("Machu Picchu train crash leaves one dead and dozens injured")

Oh my god. These non-random small-sample focus groups have always been terrible in design and execution. But… c’mon. The SAME PEOPLE?

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— John Pfaff (@johnpfaff.bsky.social) December 30, 2025 at 12:40 PM
(Search results) So, People is basically slop now?

If you've noticed that your IMDb page has shrunken dramatically, here is the "original voice" purist hall monitor below supposedly responsible for that:

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— Kamran Nikhad (@kamrannikhad.bsky.social) December 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM

Got my Timer Wrapped for 2025. Some total classics along with a few new surprises.

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— John K. Peck (@johnkpeck.bsky.social) December 31, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Deranged feature. Why would it save duplicates?

I wanted to learn about why there's a series of trading cards depicting NFL players as monsters. Then I ended up down a looong rabbit hole. The answer is: It was part of a union-busting campaign!

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— Phil Salvador (@philsalv.bsky.social) December 29, 2025 at 10:52 AM
@nbcnews

Thieves stole tens of millions of euros worth of property from safety deposit boxes inside a German bank vault that they drilled into Monday during the holiday lull, police said.

♬ original sound - nbcnews
"Sexy Beast" is weird and very good if you haven't seen it
@couplesmenu We dont even wanna see the Anaconda movie 😅 #anaconda #jackblack #inflation ♬ original sound - Couples Menu | Food.Vibes.Tea
@flint.tanquary We looked ridiculous 😭 How did we do? #vfx #cgi #behindthescenes ♬ original sound - Flint Tanquary








@rainclements For the plot I guess ? #flightattendant #pilot #flightattendantlife #pilotlife ♬ The Pink Panther Theme (From "The Pink Panther") - Henry Mancini & His Orchestra
First comment says they're married







@delaniegilbride and gram eats it up every time 😂 #fyp #golden #goldenretriever ♬ original sound - delaniegilbride








@tayfarringtonx Bonnie is scared of most things for reasons we don’t know… but Bella is the most gentle, loving girl who Bonnie looks to for support and tonight she helped Bonnie by getting her toy for her when she noticed she was scared🥹🥹🥹 #labrador #labsoftiktok #germanshepherd #bestfriend #cute ♬ Welp, Didn't Expect That - Yu-Peng Chen & HOYO-MiX




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