Wednesday, February 4, 2026

Today's news and jokes

Brook Lopez arguing with the official while flat on his back 😂

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) February 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM






"The U.S. ​military shot ‌down on Tuesday ‌an Iranian drone that approached the Abraham ⁠Lincoln ‌aircraft carrier in the ‍Arabian Sea, a U.S. official told ​Reuters...The...Shahed-139 drone was flying towards the carrier ⁠and was ​shot ​down by a F-35" uk.news.yahoo.com/exclusive-us...

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— Shashank Joshi (@shashj.bsky.social) February 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
("Later in the day, a Navy destroyer came to the assistance of a U.S.-flagged tanker that was harassed by multiple Iranian small boats as it transited the Strait of Hormuz.")







Jesus Christ.

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— 🗽LOLGOP🗽 (@thefarce.org) February 3, 2026 at 7:52 AM


not saying he's necessarily in the organization, but this skull face mask was popular among members of the Proud Boys a few years ago

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— derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) February 3, 2026 at 7:23 PM


the CIA is cooking with this one

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— 우리가 이긴다 (@yanquigohome.bsky.social) February 3, 2026 at 7:11 AM


The US immigrant population generated more in taxes than they received in benefits from all levels of government every year from 1994 to 2023. The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets. https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3

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— Cato Institute (@cato.org) February 3, 2026 at 9:27 AM


According to FOX 9, a Minneapolis federal judge demanded to know why DOJ is missing deadlines & AUSA Julie Le said, "The system sucks, this job sucks" & asked to be held in contempt so she could sleep. PACER shows she got assigned to defend the govt in 88+ cases since Operation Metro Surge started.

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— Jose Pagliery (@josepagliery.bsky.social) February 3, 2026 at 1:27 PM


Resign now, because I'm really uninterested in watching all these people go on a rehabilitation tour after the smoke clears in a few years. We're gonna get Netflix specials with ICE agents whining about PTSD and shit.

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— Jack Murphy (@jackmurphyrgr.bsky.social) February 3, 2026 at 1:49 PM


Breaking: Eight more prosecutors are leaving the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Minnesota, including Ana Voss, the current civil division chief, the Star Tribune reports. www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...

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— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) February 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM








The thing about Epstein's death and this partial file release is that it's now impossible for his accomplices to get their stories straight. People are getting grilled on things that they thought were long ago buried, and several will fold under that pressure. The narrative is out of their control.

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— Musa Okwonga (@okwonga.bsky.social) February 3, 2026 at 10:25 AM


See, this is a great question for GoogleAI

The narrative that the ruling class "went insane" during COVID was apparently not totally accurate. In actuality, they all believed that the Me Too movement killed their beloved pedophile fixer and lockdown just delayed them eventually punishing us all for it.

— Ryan Broderick (@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social) February 3, 2026 at 7:38 AM


Stern could have easily been part of this world, he had the money and fame, and some would assume the same viciousness as those in deep. I think what separates someone like Stern from the rest of these monsters is enough internal self hatred that he could translate into some sort of moral code.

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— Domino Books (@dominocomics.bsky.social) February 2, 2026 at 9:37 AM
















I keep reposting this article because it needs to be seen. This is what responsible journalism on a discriminatory act against trans people looks like. Jo put in the work. It's no longer just my and others' personal accounts vs. random men with opinions. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

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— arborelia (@arborelia.net) February 1, 2026 at 9:15 PM
















they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

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— Jesse (@requiemarm.bsky.social) February 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
A prediction















I’m an actual 10,000-hour-ass expert on Greco-Roman mythology and there sure are a lot of jerkoffs out there loudmouthing about how some movie choices are not historically accurate to the period of once upon a fucking time

— Benito Cereno (@benitocereno.bsky.social) February 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM








First sentence: "Wait, when did he grow a moral compass?" Second sentence: "Ah okay"

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— Poorly Drawn Arsenal (@poorlydrawnarsenal.com) February 2, 2026 at 9:58 AM
















(This season will be a perfect time to start watching the sport)







(The game was between neighboring private schools in Los Angeles) (Not the first time DFish and his current wife have been involved in chaos)







Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.

— Steven (with a PH) (@sjksalisbury.bsky.social) January 17, 2026 at 8:17 AM








"They had an 'idiot' [baka] size so I ordered it and, true to word, received an idiotic serving of rice"

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— Unseen Japan (@unseenjapan.com) January 17, 2026 at 1:12 PM








Over 30 millions years of evolution has given us the perfect bird.

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— Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli (@banditelli.org) January 17, 2026 at 11:02 AM








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