(Every time I see a pullup bar)@em_woj Ruined our locked in plan never again ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐คฆ๐ป♀️#gym #stairmaster #funnyfail ♬ Young bad girls do it well - KIMKVS AUDIOS
New: Binance holds 87% of the Trump family's stablecoin—$4.7 billion—a higher concentration than any other major stablecoin has at any single exchange. Its U.S. affiliate holds $1,119. me, for @forbes.com
— Zach Everson (@zacheverson.com) February 9, 2026 at 11:48 AM
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Reuters: China vowed to further tighten its crackdown on virtual currencies on Friday and banned unauthorised offshore issuance of yuan-pegged stablecoins.https://t.co/A6KKPm5Od1
— Jonathan Cheng (@JChengWSJ) February 8, 2026
(“We rely on Hispanic labor...Nobody thought something like this could happen here.”)(Scroll down to see the looping video attached to that quote--looks terric, and very cute, but utterly, entirely out of place)ICE sacked some tiny Idaho town and deported ~4 percent of the population at a stroke, it's liable to collapse the local economy www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/u...
— ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper.com) February 9, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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(Still up)A tale told in two screenshots :)
— Shikha Dalmia (@shikhadalmia.bsky.social) February 9, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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("How are Reason staffers voting in 2004")Yes, this writer was so concerned about Trump in 2024 that she... didn't vote because she doesn't believe in voting. Lmao
— chickentendielife.bsky.social (@chickentendielife.bsky.social) February 9, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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When I worked for Reason magazine during Trump's rise to power in 2016, I was explicitly forbidden by the editor in chief from writing about Trump's racism, or the violence and racism at his rallies. It was a "sideshow," I was told.
— Anthony L. Fisher (@anthonylfisher.bsky.social) February 9, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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I am trying to get some work done today, but, boy, they just won't stop rewriting history!
— Shikha Dalmia (@shikhadalmia.bsky.social) February 9, 2026 at 10:07 AM
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the suggestion that the libertarian movement has always been anti trump is infuriating, but also a sign that people may have a sense of which way the wind is blowing
— Quinta Jurecic (@qjurecic.bsky.social) February 9, 2026 at 8:03 AM
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. ๐
— Jen Bendery (@jbendery.bsky.social) February 9, 2026 at 7:27 AM
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A “fake American citizen?”
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 9, 2026
Didn’t you MOVE to Puerto Rico to avoid paying your taxes while kids across America go hungry?
Meanwhile Benito actually funds low income kids’ access to arts and sports programs, while you defund them.
Of course you’re mad. He makes you look small. https://t.co/lLfY8pcBLn
I really want people to think about this. After all the insane lawsuits, all the threats, all the bullshit weve seen from this admin and the targets who kneeled in fear, an average Joe called the president a Pedophile protector to his face and didn't get touched. That's the Power of a union.
— Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin (@voicesbyzane.bsky.social) February 9, 2026 at 11:18 AM
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See my comment from earlier this week that most of the "hustle" economy comes down to either being one of the lucky few who strike it big, or the vast number of grifters pretending they can sell you the means to strike it big.
— Abigail Nussbaum (@abigailnussbaum.bsky.social) February 8, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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They think AI art is going to dominate because it will be cheap. They think you will consume it because it’s cheap and available, that supply will create demand. Combating this is simply a matter of having extremely reasonable standards in your artistic tastes.
— Moby Mick (@moby-ick.bsky.social) February 8, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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Diamond Age was about this, toopeople got mad at hipsters because they felt passively condemned by others having taste and standards, but they won, everything is tasteless slop now. we look to the east and await the return of the hipster, at the turning of the tide https://t.co/9jkBLSw99W
— kyle (@Caol_MacCormaic) February 7, 2026
Artificial intelligence experts trying to find clues in Nancy Guthrie ransom note - Los Angeles Times https://t.co/MQ3IKWTiRu
— Hector Becerra (@hbecerraLATimes) February 9, 2026
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/... discord.com/press-releas...
— Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social) February 9, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
— it’s xeecee (@xeecee.bsky.social) February 9, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Posted in October - "Discord says hackers stole government IDs of 70,000 users" arstechnica.com/security/202...
— Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social) February 9, 2026 at 6:38 AM
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Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
— Allister Jones ๐ฆ ใขใชในใฟ (@allisteranim.bsky.social) February 9, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Sorry we were too busy banning porn from everything to protect children we dont have time to persecute the actual pedophiles are you insane
— ๐ฒ Dusky™ ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ READ MY COMIC (@duskdragonxiii.beyondtheend.gay) February 9, 2026 at 8:05 AM
I tell you what, Ring figured out exactly how to weaponize white people’s empathy in service to a corporately controlled surveillance state. Tell them it will find your dog.
— Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd.bsky.social) February 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
— cozy fan tutte (@ruhee.ca) February 8, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Serena a super pro for having a death grip on that microphone.pic.twitter.com/drhptwAoOI
— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) February 8, 2026
ALL COSTS ๐ https://t.co/KTPJjDSQgT
— Serena Winters (@SerenaWinters) February 8, 2026
Pats now 52 points underwater in Super Bowls
— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca.bsky.social) February 8, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Devon Witherspoon revealed in a radio interview that Mike Macdonald identified from film study that the Patriots offensive linemen were effectively tipping their pitches with their stances. Put that in the pantheon of Super Bowl coaching contributions.
— Scott Spratt (@scottspratt.bsky.social) February 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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— 77 (@SatoGojo) February 8, 2026
it's genuinely stunning to me you'd keep a game in the hopper for a decade and then do huge layoffs after a single month. a month is nothing in live service terms. less than nothing.
— Aura/Moom (@moomanibe.bsky.social) February 9, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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spending a decade - that’s ten years, or 12.5% of an average human lifetime - making a fighting game only to immediately go ohhhhh wait a minute fighting games don’t make as much money as league of legends and we already own that let’s fire everyone
— headfallsoff (@headfallsoff.com) February 9, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Ten years on 2XKO, 12 at Riot and I got laid off with 30min notice lol Gonna take some time.
— Smokage of the Burning Leaf (@pattheflip.bsky.social) February 9, 2026 at 11:45 AM
My friend tried this a couple of years ago. How it started: How it ended: We had a good time following his attempt on the live stream, though.
— Chris Towers is in Offseason Mode (@cptowers.bsky.social) January 28, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.
— Matt Apodaca (@mattapodaca.bsky.social) January 30, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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I'm not an introvert, I just save every bad communication incident to an eternal log I endlessly rehash during idle moments
— zaratustra (@zaratustra.bsky.social) January 28, 2026 at 4:58 AM
@giannaleggett charlieeeeeeeeeee he’s only 5 pounds!!! #yorkie #cute #dog #rescue ♬ original sound - ⟡ ⋆˙ ๐ ✿ gianna ✿ ๐ ⋆˙ ⟡
@sometimes.funny plot twist, i put my husbands in it. ๐คญ๐คญ
♬ original sound - Sometimes Funny Amber
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