Monday, August 17, 2026

Today's news and jokes















the Navy should keep the electromagnetic catapults and just add some smoke machines to the carriers to make Trump happy. You can get them used, cheap, off of old hair-metal bands that are retiring from touring

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— Pat Casey (@patcasey.bsky.social) August 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM








Reuters







Ladies and gentlemen...this is Woke No. 5

— Mr. Chau (@srirachachau.bsky.social) August 10, 2026 at 2:36 PM
















































@winterthegoldenn

Thanks hannah

♬ Saxophones getting louder - Sped Up - AntonioVivald








@tp.chopper

runnin’, runnin’, and runnin’ 🐾🏃🏻‍♂️💨

♬ original sound - Chopper · Toy Poodle · CA




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