Ten funny tweets

Ciro Immobile failing to take off his jersey in celebration and falling down is the funniest thing you'll see today. pic.twitter.com/IxHncEJxxw

— Eagle-Eyed Social Media User Dan Why-Ner (@DanWeiner) October 19, 2019

It’s raining in the press room at Staples Center pic.twitter.com/AMCZe4dRVv

— jonathan davis (@westcoasthky) October 18, 2019

Imagine if John was actually short for Jonald.

— leeannmakestweets (@leeanncarr) August 20, 2019

Every day is a new adventure pic.twitter.com/i8aMI9AnEB

— harvey (@6footinvisible) October 11, 2019

The Matrix prequel is the machines, having not figured out the spinal tap yet, convincing everyone to buy a Peloton for energy extraction.

— 10x 💀 (@eliot) October 18, 2019

There Will Be Blood. pic.twitter.com/zIp6yZMSFl

— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) October 17, 2019

Stop asking me if I have “seen this” I have seen every post

— James (@ProbablyJamesW) October 17, 2019

So tiny! So tough! pic.twitter.com/mYrCC8HoUo

— ❤️Lizardbeth❤️ (@LizardbethArt) October 20, 2019

robert downey jr is literally a trained dancer and yet this is the only move he does pic.twitter.com/JstfPq0VzF

— emily (fan acc) (@starksyndrome) October 18, 2019

Frisbee champion in the making pic.twitter.com/DmjbEpAVqP

— Good doggos (@DoggoDating) October 15, 2019

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Christopher McQuarrie's advice on breaking into Hollywood

From his long thread:

8. The secret to success is doing what you love, whether or not you’re being paid. The secret to a rewarding career in film (and many other fields) is focusing entirely on execution and not on result.

— Christopher McQuarrie (@chrismcquarrie) October 23, 2019

14. Some questions you should be asking: How do I gain experience making films? How do I become an invaluable part of the process? How do I learn to walk before I fly? And the answer is: make a film - alone or with friends - share your work - then do it again.

— Christopher McQuarrie (@chrismcquarrie) October 23, 2019

19. Do it again.

Agents came to me when my friends and I had done all of the above. And they helped me more effectively when I helped them - by giving them something they could sell.

And it’s infinitely harder to sell a screenplays than it is to sell one’s proven abilities.

— Christopher McQuarrie (@chrismcquarrie) October 23, 2019

20. Stop thinking about the business as something to “break into” and starting thinking of yourself as a business to be acquired. Your job is to create, improve and demonstrate your value. Ask yourself if the lottery is the best way to do this.

— Christopher McQuarrie (@chrismcquarrie) October 23, 2019

BTW, I've been writing for BoingBoing lately. You can follow me here.

There are six seasons, not four

Kurt Vonnegut:

this helps me pic.twitter.com/mqhfgErTas

— collier meyerson (@collier) October 22, 2019

Bound glass tree; Impressive compact pixel art; Win a Tim Burton Catwoman illustration

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sorry but if someone gave me a 10x10 pixel grid within which to draw “wine” I would not have the sheer confidence it takes to draw not a bottle of wine, not a glass of wine, but an ACTION shot of wine being POURED into a TIPPED GLASS. there’s a SPLASH PIXEL. pic.twitter.com/KakmhsaPQd

— Felix (@legobutts) October 17, 2019

Eclipse's herault

Concept-art for a professional project, hope you like it :)#art #artist #berserk #darksoul #Bloodborne pic.twitter.com/nzwyt9xT8z

— Anato Finnstark (@AFinnstark) August 29, 2019

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Ten funny tweets

Boomboclaat pic.twitter.com/Yf2HkGBpyG

— Who Loves pyper💜 (@Pypeerr) October 15, 2019

Nigeria is fantastic country pic.twitter.com/Lqr9A5tDcH

— Shivam Manghnani 🇳🇬🇳🇬 (@ShivamHQ) October 17, 2019

I feel like this photo rather sums up the Booker result, doesn't it? pic.twitter.com/PHLpLT9uhs

— David Owen (@davidowenauthor) October 17, 2019

Colts: we had the worst 4th down attempt ever
Arkansas: hold my pig pic.twitter.com/UWpAQigrdG

— CFB Gif'er (@CFBgifer) October 19, 2019

im watching that new paul rudd show and im supposed to believe a man who has his own office with a door hates his life?

— Sarah Hagi (@geekylonglegs) October 19, 2019

For me, being “chill” is getting to the airport three hours before take off so I can sit in a restaurant directly across from my gate and be anxious about missing my flight from there.

— Alli Brown (@heyitsmeAlliB) October 14, 2019

T shirt and jeans guy behind Indy! pic.twitter.com/PSCHpRDprf

— timpelan (@johnneyred) October 19, 2019

"do i really want kids or do i just want a socially acceptable reason to not care that much about my career" - something i think about often

— lil puppy mama (@stephmit) October 18, 2019

My own personal favourite: pic.twitter.com/Ld6qHlhMYK

— Simon Spanton (@SimonGuy64) October 18, 2019

My dad sent me this video of his dogs and I cannot stop laughing pic.twitter.com/J2HY88dedY

— lil (@heylillie) October 18, 2019

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Dial offers to turn the bed to the max?; Recognizing patterns of friendship through the dust on your phone's camera; Dedicated computers

@retro_ko ✨ am I cool now

(my Clears are at work but they'll be together soon) pic.twitter.com/CnkFgW4qgr

— A Nightmare On Elmore Street 2 🎃 (@AndrewElmore) October 19, 2019

This mysterious dial in my Japanese hotel room intrigues and terrifies me. pic.twitter.com/LtnrVq54uc

— Matt Alt (@Matt_Alt) October 11, 2019

“Facebook owns a patent on how to recognize patterns of friendship association through identifying the spots of dust on your phone camera” https://t.co/Vq8QHdfIKK pic.twitter.com/7MTiZmHTlJ

— Mat Dryhurst (@matdryhurst) October 3, 2019

Looking at air purifier reviews on Amazon as my family sleeps in the construction site FKA our home, and dunno why but this particular Amazon review — provided effortlessly as I compare models — caught my eye pic.twitter.com/5SMQzuwZ9q

— Kevin Slavin (@slavin_fpo) October 5, 2019

Facebook is forcing me to call family members to get back into my account what kind of dystopian nonsense is this pic.twitter.com/0G39LHUIBv

— Alex Sujong Laughlin (@alexlaughs) October 6, 2019

Almost every house seems to have one of these signs on the wall and they make no difference whatsoever pic.twitter.com/fCIPNxp4yX

— keewa (@keewa) October 3, 2019

Stumbling across this lineup of gyroplanes in the El Mirage was like discovering that Star Wars pod-racers are a real scene: pic.twitter.com/2n3ZHEiWhX

— Star Simpson (@starsandrobots) October 3, 2019

Picked it up and there was a funny tone and message — all local calls were free. An incredible project from @futelco. pic.twitter.com/s8b2wFY35w

— Cabel (@cabel) October 8, 2019

Berthold Fototype TPE 6001 had a gorgeous screen (*) and kind of an amazing keyboard. Sometimes the most wonderful computers were hidden in specialized areas. Here: phototypesetting.

(*) at least on the outside, of course pic.twitter.com/KKsu86wixz

— Marcin Wichary (@mwichary) September 17, 2019

Ahmed Best in his Gungan hat; Misleading Rise of Skywalker tee; Kylo's chest pounding explained

1981 Emperor’s throne room thumbnail sketches by Ralph McQuarrie for #ReturnoftheJedi. #StarWars #TheRiseOfSkywalker pic.twitter.com/I6insw60vJ

— Phil Szostak (@PhilSzostak) October 22, 2019

Gungan smooching. pic.twitter.com/mxOu8ySRIh

— johnnyB (@agraphafx) October 15, 2019

Just finished this #gundam #darthvader #mecha #samurai #design mashup for our @dc23clothing 🎨 Had to limit the colors for silk screen. Done in @procreate #dc23art #dc23mecharts #donsuratos #starwars #starwarsfanart #comicstyle pic.twitter.com/3bKvEAANMT

— ART of Don Suratos 🎨 (@donsuratos_ART) October 7, 2019

Maybe Rise of Skywalker is gonna be like knights of the old republic 2 where your entire party becomes a jedi

— Spencer (@pm_me_ur_waifu) October 5, 2019

Pretty wild that Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker ends with Poe Dameron being executed for failing to pledge loyalty to the People's Republic of China

— the B in Funk Barn stands for Bloodborne (@Funk_Barn) October 9, 2019

Despite some reports, the 'Star Wars'-themed names have not returned to menu items at Docking Bay 7 in Disney's Hollywood Studios. Batuuans said that the "off world" naming will remain and all menu boards read "common off world" names right now

Our story: https://t.co/pyOX5DVBP8 pic.twitter.com/SGa5kGkMmY

— BlogMickey.com (@Blog_Mickey) October 21, 2019

Wow.

Source: https://t.co/fX4JzUlFTQ pic.twitter.com/AqmJMYnAsP

— Dani ❤s BOO-lio 🎃 (@CardiganVixen) October 21, 2019

suddenly the wound-pounding thing he does for Ben makes 100000x more sense to me pic.twitter.com/Bton9Nhuzu

— everyone's favorite sad space boy ben solo (@greyjedireylo) October 21, 2019

*Buy Clone Emperor figures at Amazon.